The Rumour Commode XXXIX: A Cardinal Sin

[General]

This is not what a sober person would dwrite…

NUUUURSEEE HE IS OUT AGAIN

 

[Wild]

He was disastrous. That third goal, Tomori literally pointed and asked him to follow Reece. He just stood there. Reece got the ball had enough time to look up and shoot at Tata from point blank. Idiot.

Tomo wasnt better.

 

[yungeddy]

You know that the very talented moroccan players in The Netherlands often don't make the cut? The large chunk hopelessly fails because of cultural clashes. Not always the fault of the moroccan. It is sometimes the coach. But when the stars align the moroccan becomes a Ziyech or a Hakimi and not a Mastour or Tannane. I like to think YF is a Taarabt.

Yes its the moroccans fault imo..have to agree with wilders on that one..subhuman country
I could write a book on whats wrong with it and its braindead population...good bitches though..thick and sexy ..at the end of the day..thats all that matters

 

[brk]

Lol this is perfect

 

[Samaldinho]

 

[Wild]

It also doesnt make much sense because we have confirmation that money wasnt there so what else could they do - buy Botman and nobody else? All the good RW were double his price too and Chelsea said no to loaning Ziyech.

We just have to hope the players we did get come good and money will be there from January on.

Paying few extra mil would have gotten us Alvarez.
They waited until City were interested.

With that said , seems like a RW isnt a priority for them.
Its idiotic to think like that but not impossible.
I mean we renewed Messias before the mercato even is open.
We delay some deals over 2-3mil & yet we blow 20mil on four shit players.
And then you have CDK who from youtube me + others said he wont fit and ................. he isnt + probably wouldnt.
Diaz ? Two years ago me + others said he can never be an AM and ................ he will never.
MMM are great but they seems stubborn & immature.

 

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Where did you get this secret footage of Dest?

 

[Pigeon]

it was worth the loss

there I said it

i’ll remember this

 

[General]

 

[Deleted member 35916]

Yesterday we found out two very important facts:

1. Bennacer and Tonali would NOT bench Casemiro after all.
2. We now know why Tomori isn't called up for the England NT.

 

[Samaldinho]

Genny, are you a watch guy?

 

[General]

Genny, are you a watch guy?

Because I was bored one year I became one

what’s up

 

[Wild]

Also @ qass… fuck yourself

literally

take your mobile device and shove it up your ass

this is not a joke. I am not trying to get a reaction out of this.

take your cell out of its case, get some soap on it and shove it far in your ass

”oh he’s just trying to get a rise and he’s a 60 year old on drugs“

no… this is not an exaggeration. as a person who does no illegal substances, I say this in a sober state of mind

you need to keester your phone right now and leave it there. fuck yourself

thank you

 

[Wild]

Yesterday we found out two very important facts:

1. Bennacer and Tonali would NOT bench Casemiro after all.

 

[Berlusconi]

I genuinly cant believe gala and coubis diaz are subs but adli vranckx thiaw arent

Fuck u pioli fucking ******..he thinks hes guardiola

IM FUCKING FUMING RIGGT NOW HOLY SHIT I WILL KILLCSOMEONE

HOW CAN ADLI BE SO SHIT APPARANTLY..HOW???????? OE IS PIOLI BRAINDESD PIECE KF SHIT I FUCK HIS MOTHER DOGGYSTYLE

VRANKX WHO IS MONSTER ...HOW????
Brahim diZ i take him doggystyle too and especially piolis son and assistant

So thats 5 people i give doggystylr

Pioli
Piolis mom
Piolis son
Piolis assistant
Brahim diaz

you really have no idea how registering players for UEFA actually works. otherwise you wouldn't keep repeating that first sentence

 

[brk]

He could easily have had at least 4 more assists to his name by now, if only we had better finishing to complement his passing. Specifically his passes to: Tonali against Atalanta, Kalulu against Bologna, Messias against Napoli, and last night, Leao against Empoli. A matter of margins, really. Had they shot at goal just a little bit to the left or right (to bypass the keeper), the naysayers would be singing a different tune about De Ketelaere.

The first two instances, in particular, would have been on our team's highlight reel for assists of the year. Very comfortably. Such were the quality of those two passes. They aren't passes you can teach a player. A player either has that ability innately, or not at all. For a 21 year old to be able to pull off and execute that level of passing is impressive. These are encouraging and promising signs ahead of what's to come. As I have said in the past, he's only operating at 70% of his capacity/potential at the moment. He hasn't really hit his stride yet and is clearly lacking good playing form and match confidence, which can happen to any player, nevermind a 21 year old who is still very early in his integration/adaptation process into a new team. There's definitely more to come from this hugely talented kid. Be patient. Give him some time to properly adapt, integrate, and settle in to the team.

This is the whole point of stats like xA. Right now CDK is in the top 10 in Serie A. I honestly expected him to be doing a lot better by now and for Pioli and the team to trust him more, but he hasn’t been disastrous by any means.

 

[Ryo]

Tomo wasnt better.

Tomo can't be in 2 places at the same time. Neither can Pierre.
With our defence playing 2 men short, it's pretty much the same as us playing 2 men light in attack last season.

 

[Kuroha]

i refuse to believe that these players are impressive in training and yet pioli doesn't want to use them somehow. last season when he had 3 good midfielders he rotated regularly. he obviously doesn't trust his current backups.

*forced to, because Bennacer was frequently injured

 

[Samaldinho]

Because I was bored one year I became one

what’s up

I have always liked them, but I didn't realize I was a dirty casual until recently.

I feel like you would share my simultaneous interest in watches and utter disdain (if not outright hatred) at watch guys.

 

[DonSilvio]

 

[namorov]

Leao has already 4 goals and 6 assists for milan this season. Even when he supposedly had an off game yesterday he still created that ballond dor level chance.

We can only judge cdk in his few matches for milan and so far he is not delivering AT ALL.
But you see, no one is questioning his qualities.. just how he is being wasted on that position by pioli

This is where i fundamentally disagree. Sure he is far from 100% of expectations, but he does deliver now and then. It's just his teammates are not home to receive the package.

Assists stat is nutorioisly fickle. Look at Louis Alberto for example. Clearly one of the best midfield creators in the league. His assists per season:
21/22 11
20/21 2
19/20 16
18/19 5
17/18 14

It's not like he forgets how to kick a ball every other season. Even though people were writing him off after 20/21 based on few assists. There are external factors. Form is obviously important, but also the team around you. His numbers actually correspond to Lazio overal league perormance.
Look at his xA:



Still fluctuates, but it is more stable, as it is a more relaible metric.
Aaaaand his over/under performance on xA corresponds nicely to Lazio's overal league performance (goals scored).

21/22 77
20/21 61
19/20 79
18/19 56
17/18 89

 

[AC_Wesley]

Yes its the moroccans fault imo..have to agree with wilders on that one..subhuman country
I could write a book on whats wrong with it and its braindead population...good bitches though..thick and sexy ..at the end of the day..thats all that matters

100% i will cover for you once Wilders take over this joint of ours. Dont worry, i will get you a diary. In 50 years from now african europeans will be visiting the Young Freddy museum in Amsterdam pledging this should never happen again. Regarding moroccan girls...we on the same page. Don't bring one to Dubai tho unless you are ok to be stopped by border control for ~3 hours questioning.

 

[Berlusconi]

Pioli is a very good coach in Serie a, he is limited in cl but a very honorable man who doesn’t complain. Mike and Theo are second and third best players on this team so let’s cut him slack.

3 points against Max please.

you can say this about the whole squad.

Just look at it this way, Leao who is our best players, how many top teams that are competing to WIN the Champions League would he actually start for?

If you name the top 8 teams in the world right now, Leao would not be a sure starter in either. City, Bayern, PSG, Madrid, Liverpool....if you look at the squads of those teams, we only have 2 players that would fight for playing time or potential starting spot on those teams.

So we have some growth to go through in order to be competing consistently. But we went from a Europa level team to a CL level team, the next step up is to constantly be in the knockout stages of CL

 

[Wild]

I genuinly cant believe gala and coubis diaz are subs but adli vranckx thiaw arent

Fuck u pioli fucking ******..he thinks hes guardiola

IM FUCKING FUMING RIGGT NOW HOLY SHIT I WILL KILLCSOMEONE

HOW CAN ADLI BE SO SHIT APPARANTLY..HOW???????? OE IS PIOLI BRAINDESD PIECE KF SHIT I FUCK HIS MOTHER DOGGYSTYLE

VRANKX WHO IS MONSTER ...HOW????
Brahim diZ i take him doggystyle too and especially piolis son and assistant

So thats 5 people i give doggystylr

Pioli
Piolis mom
Piolis son
Piolis assistant
Brahim diaz

 

[Ash-ish]

L

you can say this about the whole squad.

Just look at it this way, Leao who is our best players, how many top teams that are competing to WIN the Champions League would he actually start for?

If you name the top 8 teams in the world right now, Leao would not be a sure starter in either. City, Bayern, PSG, Madrid, Liverpool....if you look at the squads of those teams, we only have 2 players that would fight for playing time or potential starting spot on those teams.

I disagree Leao, Theo and Mike are world class

 

[Forza AC Milan]

just fbt dest and krunic as rw are more then imposibile to win against top 8 clubs.
For God sake krunic simple cant play rw and he was cm am most off time which helped silva and kolubaly to press oli and cdk.
pioli should have bean more agressive and played 3 5 2 .

Didn’t Krunic also play on the wings in our home defeat to Napoli last season? And was so bad he was the first player hauled off? I don’t remember fully now but maybe someone can confirm.

Also against Napoli this season Krunic’s best moments came in the middle like when he gave the reverse pass to Giroud for example.

I remember his horror show on the wings against Man Utd too.

Pioli should end this experiment. It makes us play with 10 men never mind our 2 rubbish full backs. Please adjust formation based on your available players not putting square pegs in round holes

 

[Wild]

This is the whole point of stats like xA. Right now CDK is in the top 10 in Serie A.

 

[bullard]

Suggestion

zvoneontology needs his own audio book and thread for only his posts

I suggest it to be narrated by Morgan Freeman

 

[Swagotelli]

Against ladri we should try vrancx with one of tonali/bennacer

 

[Master Smurf]

Paying few extra mil would have gotten us Alvarez.
They waited until City were interested.

With that said , seems like a RW isnt a priority for them.
Its idiotic to think like that but not impossible.
I mean we renewed Messias before the mercato even is open.
We delay some deals over 2-3mil & yet we blow 20mil on four shit players.
And then you have CDK who from youtube me + others said he wont fit and ................. he isnt + probably wouldnt.
Diaz ? Two yars ago me + others said he can never be an AM and ................ he will never.
MMM are great but they seems stubborn & immature.

Dont remind me
Thats squarely on Elliot because they planned to sell.

That wasnt in summer though.