The Rumour Commode XXXVI - Mission Accomplished Edition

[Milan2012]

You need to drop one foreign player. You have 18 (I think).

Nope, its 17

 

[Milan2012]

You spent 3 hours writing nothing at all. Meta is really new and every tech company and non tech company is riding the wave.

Even dead people can attend a wedding in metaverse.

Nothing against you bro but you just took stupid to a whole new level.

Your post screams “tell me you still live in your mom basement without telling me you live in your moms basement”

You’re one nasty hater.


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[A Wild Homosexual]

You need to drop one foreign player. You have 18 (I think).

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

You got me excited and then I saw the newspaper

 

[Kuroha]

FUUUUU recycling old news just to entertain RnBer

 

[brk]

Nope, its 17

Are you sure?

Oh thats interesting.

Gk: Mike,
LB: Theo,
CB: Kjaer, Botman, Tomori, Kalulu
RB: Calabria, Kalulu
CDM: Bennacer, Tonali, Renato, Krunic, Pobega
CAM: Adli, Renato, Brahim, Krunic
LW: Leao, Rebic
RW: Jesus, Saele
ST: Giroud, Origi, Jesus

Thats 20 players. The remaining 5 can be filled by primavera or placeholder signings to fill the quota.

17. You’re right I counted Krunic twice.

I think your list is perfect btw. Wouldn’t change a thing. Id maybe just add Renato to RW so it doesn’t look so thin.

 

[Kojak]

Lol Theo for 20m, Maignan for 13m and Kalulu for ZERO - MMM should be prosecuted in a French court for crimes against the country

 

[brk]

I think it’s too late for Sergej now. We don’t need someone like him. Wanting him shows a lack of imagination.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Gazzetta reporting that Milan will target a world class right winger.

 

[Kojak]

Tutto is usually full of shit but IF we have cash to burn this summer then SMS is more likely to be Kessie's replacement than Renato Sanches.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

I think it’s too late for Sergej now. We don’t need someone like him. Wanting him shows a lack of imagination.

You’re assuming we will stick with 4231.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Tutto is usually full of shit but IF we have cash to burn this summer then SMS is more likely to be Kessie's replacement than Renato Sanches.

Renato defensive numbers are nothing compared to kessie. He’s more offensive with a steel build, makes him perfect for box to box

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

Gazzetta reporting that Milan will target a world class right winger.

 

[Kuroha]

Renato defensive numbers are nothing compared to kessie. He’s more offensive with a steel build, makes him perfect for box to box

Yeah, we still missing any colossus steely athletic DM rumours (not Pobega, please)

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

Tutto is usually full of shit but IF we have cash to burn this summer then SMS is more likely to be Kessie's replacement than Renato Sanches.

The fuck are you saying ?
Renato >>>>>>>>>>> SMS.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Gazzetta reporting that Milan will target a world class right winger.

Please daddy Arabcorp

Give us regalo

 

[markony]

Shitty source indeed. But, SMS is type of player that would slot well instead of Brahim. More defensively capable midfielder with excellent offensive output. Still, too much money needed.

 

[Kojak]

Renato defensive numbers are nothing compared to kessie. He’s more offensive with a steel build, makes him perfect for box to box

Agreed...however, SMS has better defensive stats than Kessie and is way stronger offensively plus he plays in a similar position so would be an ideal replacement if we've got the money.

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

Agreed...however, SMS has better defensive stats than Kessie and is way strong offensively plus he plays in a similar position so would be an ideal replacement if we've got the money.

Ah ok , now you are making sense.
Renato or no , we will need a DM.
If we didnt then we are going by 'west way of defence is offense' kinda strategy.

 

[Mario]

I know we can and should aim higher, but Deulofeu is having a really great season

Hes a good player who can cover like 3 spots in our attack, I wouldnt mind him for depth if we managed to get rid of both Salad and Messias

 

[Pigeon]

SMS in 2022 outdated like the actual messaging service

 

[R.Akbar]

This doesnt make sense, dont fall into the trap guys:
1. idk where he would play, Tonali - Bennacer have rooted their existence deep into the starting CMs position
2. Sanchez is slightly better and younger option than this guy
3. Lotito is crazy when selling, wont be cheap—> splashing cash on this guy is potentially a waste of money
4. had sanchez fall off, then i’d embrace the rumour, but then again, idk where he would fit

 

[brk]

You’re assuming we will stick with 4231.

I’m not even thinking about the formation. He’s a fully formed player that’s at the peak of his power, and priced accordingly. The pattern is we get undervalued players who we can develop, or we get players who are ‘past it’ but are winners. Sergej isn’t even a winner.

Maybe Investcorp throw the winning formula out the window, who knows, but so far Sergej isn’t who we usually target.

I’m not saying we’ll end up doing exactly what we have done, we can still push our limits upwards. Get someone like Wesley Fofana when before he was out of reach. But still get him from France and not the PL where his price gets crazy.

Mahrez, though, does fit the pattern. Slightly past it, a winner, in a position we need and is in our wage/transfer limits. I think we can do Mahrez, but not Sergej.

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

SMS is a very useful player to have but not 70mil useful.

 

[brk]

Renato defensive numbers are nothing compared to kessie. He’s more offensive with a steel build, makes him perfect for box to box

Yeah, Renato is more likely going to see minutes at AM and RW if we keep a 4241 shape. At 433 he can play in a midfield 3.

 

[brk]

SMS is a very useful player to have but not 70mil useful.

Exactly. Maldini could do a lot more with that money.

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

Yeah, Renato is more likely going to see minutes at AM and RW if we keep a 4241 shape. At 433 he can play in a midfield 3.

4-2-4-1 shape should be amazing

 

[brk]

4-2-4-1 shape should be amazing

Lol, yeah Brahim can hide in Ibra’s shirt as they walk onto the pitch like a kangaroo. No one will notice.

 

[Nalim]

I think it’s too late for Sergej now. We don’t need someone like him. Wanting him shows a lack of imagination.

He’s 27. Has 10 goals and 11 assists this season in Serie A only. There’s an argument to be made he’s been player of the year in Italy.

If he was to come it’d be a dream come true. I don’t believe he will though.

 

[Kojak]

Ah ok , now you are making sense.
Renato or no , we will need a DM.
If we didnt then we are going by 'west way of defence is offense' kinda strategy.

I view SMS as Kessie's replacement as both play in a similar position (mostly LCM) albeit in slightly different systems i.e. 433 vs 4231. However, SMS is physically a monster and wins practically everything in the air, Serie A proven (7 seasons) and not only has better defensive stats than Kessie everywhere (tackles, clearances, blocks + interceptions) but is WAY stronger offensively (10g/11a vs 5g/0a). Therefore, IMO he's the perfect replacement if we have an endless pot of gold but we still need a new AM (although he can cover that position too if required).