The Rumour Commode XXXVIII: Next Week is our Week

[Qaas]

You usually don't know when Milan plays games.

Yeah but I know my commode beefs

 

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I’ll try to breakup waffle talk with pic of holy Roman empress

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Commits fornication with our Emperor
Lord Kaká was a virgin until marriage

 

[Hitchens]

Yeah but I know my commode beefs

Apparently not. We had a pretty heated back and forth when Paolo first joined as director, and then he was in my way when I was angry at everything in the WNT back in late February. My behaviour and general demeanour back then was lightly justified I think, but it put me at odds with @AC_Wesley and led to my only ban. We have since resolved our differences and are back to being buds.

Fixable beefs

 

[LocalHero80]

Lmao Zlatan..

 

[Tantalis]

How the fuck is Daniel gonna get a hot blonde empress for himself if he's playing for spezia?

 

[Curupira]

Yeah but I know my commode beefs

I was being petty.

Sometimes life outside of the forum affects me and I don’t deal with it so well so I have moments where I’m unpleasant.

Not real beef.

 

[rossonero1]

 

[Curupira]

I summon thee, Americans. Let's have som fun until the Europeans(fucking losers) wake up.

Can’t say I speak for all Muricans

But it’s been a joy to have you in the same time zone as us

 

[Milanman92]

I summon thee, Americans. Let's have som fun until the Europeans(fucking losers) wake up.

 

[Curupira]

Apparently not. We had a pretty heated back and forth when Paolo first joined as director, and then he was in my way when I was angry at everything in the WNT back in late February. My behaviour and general demeanour back then was lightly justified I think, but it put me at odds with @AC_Wesley and led to my only ban. We have since resolved our differences and are back to being buds.

Fixable beefs

All because of that jerk Giampaolo

 

[Congo Powers]

How the fuck is Daniel gonna get a hot blonde empress for himself if he's playing for spezia?

so unserious
look at the town of spezia
we are talking about daniel maldini? in the town of spezia? cmon dog

 

[Hitchens]

Can’t say I speak for all Muricans

But it’s been a joy to have you in the same time zone as us

Thanks man.

I'm all alone on another contintent for the first seven days and I can think of no better way to spend my time between errands than drinking wine, beer, watching Better Call Saul and commoding with my international internet friends. I have no vitriol in my heart and I'm here to learn, make friends and spread my good vibes. Both IRL and in the commode!

 

[Hitchens]

All because of that jerk Giampaolo

Don't even mention that motherless fucks name.

 

[AndreiX]

How the fuck is Daniel gonna get a hot blonde empress for himself if he's playing for spezia?

port city, close to forte dei marmi. im sure there's a decent turnout

 

[Hitchens]

Worrying about Daniel Maldini landing a smoking hot girl.

I've seen it all.

 

[Milanman92]

Thanks man.

I'm all alone on another contintent for the first seven days and I can think of no better way to spend my time between errands than drinking wine, beer, watching Better Call Saul and commoding with my international internet friends. I have no vitriol in my heart and I'm here to learn, make friends and spread my good vibes. Both IRL and in the commode!

If you like IPA’s be on the lookout for Creature Comforts Tropicalia. My sister lives in atlanta and knows to bring me some any time she comes to visit me. It’s brewed in Athens Ga so should be all over the place in Atlanta. Hope you enjoy the trip brother

 

[AndreiX]

Worrying about Daniel Maldini landing a smoking hot girl.

I've seen it all.

tbf the next generation of maldinis is on his shoulders. well his and christians
depending on their choices we might or might not get a 4th generation of maldini playing for us

 

[Pigeon]

How the fuck is Daniel gonna get a hot blonde empress for himself if he's playing for spezia?

i think we rather need a hot blonde emperor for daniel

 

[Hitchens]

tbf the next generation of maldinis is on his shoulders. well his and christians
depending on their choices we might or might not get a 4th generation of maldini playing for us

I have full faith in Daniel, he has so much of his father in him. I honestly think Paolo would have been a Ceasar if he lived at the right time. Can't go wrong with those genes.

Christian seems pretty soy unfortunately. As does Mrs Maldini.

 

[Storkness]

I summon thee, Americans. Let's have som fun until the Europeans(fucking losers) wake up.

After I finish mowing weeds with this terrible view I’m there

 

[Hitchens]

This recent SMS exchange between me and @Milan10 was too good to keep it to myself.

 

[Curupira]

That’s like my diet now (other than breakfast) += Lager

Bro I was one of those hipster douchebags who only drank these fancy IPAs and look down on certain beers

But I got a 6 pack of Yuengling bc I thought of you (no homo). And no lie I like it! On my 4th one now.

 

[yungeddy]

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After I finish mowing weeds with this terrible view I’m there

I will move to america and live on shevchenko7's ranch

Start a family there...teach them how to sow seeds and chop wood
Maybe get myself a sexy mormon vixen

 

[Hitchens]

Bro I was one of those hipster douchebags who only drank these fancy IPAs and look down on certain beers

But I got a 6 pack of Yuengling bc I thought of you (no homo). And no lie I like it! On my 4th one now.

Yuengling is like the coolest beer on RnB now because of @Shevchenko7

Hoping to find some myself so I can join the cool kids club

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Yuengling is like the coolest beer on RnB now because of @Shevchenko7

Hoping to find some myself so I can join the cool kids club

You deserve the famous gif.

 

[ProfK87]

This is a solid street show, but I’m not confident he can raise the hundreds of millions Barcelona needs via this method.

Wait till he starts stripping next - all the tiki-taka midget fans will start pouring in the millions

 

[Hitchens]

You deserve the famous gif.

You gonna piss on my parade now?

 

[Storkness]

I will move to america and live on shevchenko7's ranch

Start a family there...teach them how to sow seeds and chop wood
Maybe get myself a sexy mormon vixen

Whoa whoa. I’m humbled but I do need you to know this is not Utah

Side note: you get to have as many Mormon vixens as you want not just one

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

You gonna piss on my parade now?

No no no

 

[Storkness]

Yuengling is like the coolest beer on RnB now because of @Shevchenko7

Hoping to find some myself so I can join the cool kids club

Thank god I contributed something!! I know they have it in GA because on my way to Vegas when I ordered one at the ATL airport the kind lady working reminded me she couldn’t serve me, because it wasn’t 8:00am