The Rumour Commode XXXVIII: Next Week is our Week

[Curupira]

Missed this post but yeah, fuck @patosheva. Imagine being a grown man and crying so much over a football team when it comes to things that a) are out of your control, b) are still in the works (transfer window isn't closed), c) ultimately have so far happened but having a meltdown every week anyway.

Happily take a little ban if it means the reserve is that he has to wear a name that will hurt his ego if he loses the bet. Also, my cousin @Kermit can take over stream duties in my absence.

Would be honored to do some time with either you or @MilanMB. Honestly I thought it might have been him with his Google translate

Guess bitch boy is even sawfter than I thought

 

[ProfK87]

23 pages per day

1000 by end of transfer window

boost post (General trademark)

At least the next commode wont then have anything related to 'Next week' in it although 'Meltdown' is always on the table

 

[General]

At least the next commode wont then have anything related to 'Next week' in it although 'Meltdown' is always on the table

Return of the champions

italia is milan

has to be non transfermarketfan related

 

[Curupira]

Adli/diaz cam

Salad/Messias rw

Tout/tante + pobega for cdm

Fine as we are

 

[Caladan]

Report: Man Utd weighing up player-plus-cash bid for €45m Milan midfielder

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is interested in making a move for AC Milan midfielder Ismael Bennacer, a report claims.

sempremilan.com

 

[mrki]

Absolutely non good to keep a lb like FBT. Fodder at its best!

 

[VillaiN]

They need to sell somebody for profit.

Thats by summer 2023. If somebody isnt lying.

 

[Curupira]

Report: Man Utd weighing up player-plus-cash bid for €45m Milan midfielder

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is interested in making a move for AC Milan midfielder Ismael Bennacer, a report claims.

sempremilan.com

50m

 

[ProfK87]

Seems Maldini's plan to have Bakayoko arrested and sent to England failed


Tiemoue Bakayoko: AC Milan midfielder stopped by police before being released

 

[Caladan]

Absolutely non good to keep a lb like FBT. Fodder at its best!

We could have Cambiasso for 7 mln. He went to Juve.

 

[Alo88]

Where did all of last year's profit and money of new sponsorships go to!?

What profit? We were 50M in red last year, after qualifying for CL. Those numbers don't go away just like that no matter how much people here cry about wanting a 150M mercato or seppuku.

Inter miss Gosens. https://football-italia.net/inter-anxious-after-gosens-injury-in-friendly/

Doesn't look serious, but it's not a good sign when the player who's supposed to replace your MVP of last season - which you lost for free just a month ago - has been injured for an entire season and is injured again during pre-season where he's supposed to get back in shape.

But hey don't you dare to talk bad about our rivals, that'd mean you're on copium. Here, in a Milan Forum, we shit on Milan and praise our opponents.

Apparently they wont sell Skriniar if they miss Bremer.

That'd be strange. Why sell Skriniar in the 1st place when the alternative is just keeping him? He's been their 2nd most important player last season. The only reason to sell him and get Bremer is to make a huge profit in the process. And the profit is needed to keep the lights on. So if this is true, someone else will have to leave Inter, and on top of that for a significant sum. Probably Lautaro I guess, which would harm them too quite much.

 

[Kuroha]

Or management decided to get a 4th cb and push kalulu for a starting spot.

Kalulu - tomori partnership won us the league and suffocated opponents in the hardest stretch of last games.

FYI, we destroyed Roma with this starting 11.

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If Lazetic doesn't go on loan, I'm afraid Origi is really our RW signing

 

[Curupira]

Seems Maldini's plan to have Bakayoko arrested and sent to England failed


Tiemoue Bakayoko: AC Milan midfielder stopped by police before being released

He said he was Bakaye Traore

Aka “next Vieira” according to jebosheva

 

[R.Akbar]

How Rafaela Pimenta became the heiress to Mino Raiola’s remarkable empire

With a client stable including Haaland, Pogba and Ibrahimovic, the Brazilian lawyer is one of the most powerful figures in football

theathletic.com

hmm

I tried to look for her picture,
Is this Pimenta?
she's only seen (by posted picture) using two jerseys (Milan & Brazil)

Sometimes i forgot that our SD is Paolo "handsome" Maldini.
Things might get a little bit steamy between us and Raiola's clients

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

If Lazetic doesn't go on loan, I'm afraid Origi is really our RW signing

Cdk is an all around player, he occupies all attacking and midfielder spots.

The persisting need is to sign him then go from there, if an opportunity presents itself then we will get another player.

Adli fills me with excitement and I am certain in two months time he will be our starting cam.

Going by what the team needs and not what we want. I believe we will have a very strong starting 11 and a lesser quality on the bench can be rectified during winter transfer market.

I truly believe we will be in a better shape when the season kicks off.

 

[R.Akbar]

If Lazetic doesn't go on loan, I'm afraid Origi is really our RW signing

 

[Pingu]

Cdk is an all around player, he occupies all attacking and midfielder spots.

The persisting need is to sign him then go from there, if an opportunity presents itself then we will get another player.

Adli fills me with excitement and I am certain in two months time he will be our starting cam.

Going by what the team needs and not what we want. I believe we will have a very strong starting 11 and a lesser quality on the bench can be rectified during winter transfer market.

I truly believe we will be in a better shape when the season kicks off.

A couple of days ago you were filled with doom and gloom regarding ownership, so how are you so certain of this belief?

 

[taura]

Apparently they wont sell Skriniar if they miss Bremer.

if skriniar stays, they need to renew him. he currently earns 3mil season, psg is offering him 7.5. so inter would need to up their offer quite a bit + there are agent fees. on top of that they still need to end the mercato with like 50mil cash in the bag. skriniar is the best choice they have to get rid of even if they replace him with some fodder defender, every other option sees them selling at least 2 players (most likely de vrij but he has no suitors + frenchfries)

 

[MilanFan89]

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is interested in making a move for AC Milan midfielder Ismael Bennacer, a report claims.

The report mentions that Milan have set a €45m asking price for the Algeria international which does seem to be within United’s budget, though they would also be willing to include Donny van de Beek in the deal to reduce the outlay from a cash point of view.

Competition in Algeria also reported United’s interest in Bennacer last month, but Calciomercato.com believe a renewal and the possible alteration of his €50m release clause is in the pipeline.

 

[Kuroha]

Sky - Ibra renewal: this morning Maldini and Massara joined the Swede on Lake Garda for the signing

Lake Garda...

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Maldini just cannot stop vacationing

When's the last time he was at Casa Milan?????

Media thought that CDK's white smoke is waiting for Belgian Cup while in reality everybody only waiting for Maldini came back from his vacation.

 

[taura]

Report: Man Utd weighing up player-plus-cash bid for €45m Milan midfielder

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is interested in making a move for AC Milan midfielder Ismael Bennacer, a report claims.

sempremilan.com

id take 60 mil or 55 + sancho (considering he was on par with messias last season)

 

[brk]

The athletic modern CB can play in a 3, 4, 5 or even 6 at the back. No problem for a player that's already tactically aware, having played 4 seasons in Serie A.

A luxury player we never really had room for. Would have been set at the back for 5 plus years. Hopefully, Japhet mirrors Fik in R&B..

Huge oversimplification and not an opinion shared by competent professionals. There’s a big difference between back 3 and back 4 defenders, especially when transitioning between two possession dominant teams.

 

[patosheva]

if skriniar stays, they need to renew him. he currently earns 3mil season, psg is offering him 7.5. so inter would need to up their offer quite a bit + there are agent fees. on top of that they still need to end the mercato with like 50mil cash in the bag. skriniar is the best choice they have to get rid of even if they replace him with some fodder defender, every other option sees them selling at least 2 players (most likely de vrij but he has no suitors + frenchfries)

but they sold many fodders and if they sell piamonti for 20 mil then maybe wont have t sell.
but fuck jube and printer.
let cdk be this week

 

[patosheva]

would you sell bena for 50+ mil??

 

[MilanFan89]

 

[taura]

but they sold many fodders and if they sell piamonti for 20 mil then maybe wont have t sell.
but fuck jube and printer.
let cdk be this week

but keep in mind, they had to pay 25mil for correa this summer, added 8mil loan fee for lukaku + his wage, 4mil for asslani, 3mil for bellanova, mkhitaryan wages, onana wages

 

[Caladan]

would you sell bena for 50+ mil??

I would sell him if he wont sign contract till end of merceto. We can have nice profit from him and unlock merceto, but I like him.

 

[taura]

AC #Milan is pleased to announce that it has concluded an agreement for the right to sports performance of Zlatan #Ibrahimović . The Swedish striker has signed a contract with the Club until 30 June 2023 and will continue to wear the Rossoneri number 11 shirt.

 

[MilanMB]

Would be honored to do some time with either you or @MilanMB. Honestly I thought it might have been him with his Google translate

Guess bitch boy is even sawfter than I thought

Fuck that

Permaban pussysheva and be done with it. He's only a mercato fan anyway and he'll be gone to some other club's forum on his own.

 

[MilanFan89]

would you sell bena for 50+ mil??

Yes