The Rumour Commode XIX: A LI-gue of Our Own

[Neo'82]

BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been released by Manchester United. Due to his long-term knee injury

Fixed.

 

[AndreiX]

Let him train with the team. Give him a 6 mth contract in January so he can be belotti's backup

In about 1 year he'll either retire or start destroying the MLS

 

[Qaas]

We've had a deal with Lazio for weeks, why do you think he's still not a Milan player?



It's not "if" he has already said no in hope of going to Juve. We're Keita's side bitch until the main bitch decides what to do with him.

There is still hope

 

[Ash]

BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been released by Manchester United.

Ibra is out till January, would be no use to us.

Maybe he can come in ala Beckham/Van Bommel during the winter transfer window to give us that extra bit of push.

Worked well when we signed Ronaldo (we went on to win the CL)

 

[Milan10]

Wouldn't mind letting him rehab at Milanello.

 

[MilanFan89]

I dont wanna see him in a Milan shirt. Juve shirt suits him better. Bitch

 

[NIRossoneri]

Wouldn't mind letting him rehab at Milanello.

I would, means dealing with his greedy fuck of an agent.

 

[Qaas]

@ash

 

[Fabio]

I dont wanna see him in a Milan shirt. Juve shirt suits him better. Bitch

I don't know who is more embarrassing as a poster you or tadej. Inbe4 you call me an 'asslicker' I don't mean to come off offensive it is my opinion. Most people here would agree with me.

 

[marioacm93]

I dont wanna see him in a Milan shirt. Juve shirt suits him better. Bitch

Reported

 

[Alec]

Finally caught up on almost 200 pages of commode. Still unsure why I did that but I guess it had to be done.

Here are my thoughts:

The future is here and apparently it's keeperless formation? At least that makes the whole Donnarumma saga a lot easier.

I also cannot decide whether I'd prefer booty licking or thumb sucking. This might be the biggest quandary of my life.

Now in regards to less serious matters:

Sign Belotti, 70 mil plus Niang, whatever - they're doing us a favor if they take special ED boy from us. Then loan Costa for one year so he can gun us to a scudetto along with Belotti. I don't care if is a bit of an ass, he plays. Sign Silva for 40-45 mil if that's actually a price but agree to let him stay at Porto one more year and the payments kick in once the season is over.

Conti deal is overdue, I hope that finally gets done within a week. Even tough it's early I'd really like for the whole Keita saga to be resolved soon or other targets to be entertained instead. Maybe get Politano? #italMilan just kidding of course

Bigly seems to be signed and that's fine, I don't care about the price as long as we get a proper regista. One more mid to fill in the gaps and give depth and we're good here.

Also: I am absolutely in love with the idea of Izzo as backup. Knows the league, has grit and will understand his role as backup together with Gomez.

I also think our management has to issue some kind of order 66 in regards to our fodders. Poli and Co better shape up and accept offers from the Bolognas of this world.

Last but not least: Rodriguez such a class person, very glad he signed. Footballing wise there is still things to be proven on the pitch but he seems like a good person.

 

[MilanFan89]

*1 Silva
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?? Keita

 

[Tantalis]

I don't know who is more embarrassing as a poster you or tadej. Inbe4 you call me an 'asslicker' I don't mean to come off offensive it is my opinion. Most people here would agree with me.

 

[CS10]

Zlatan !!!!

 

[Ash]

I dont wanna see him in a Milan shirt. Juve shirt suits him better. Bitch

You might wanna try less at being a cunt?

Ibra is more than welcome here. He himself has stated that Milan is the club he enjoyed playing for the most

 

[Alec]

BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been released by Manchester United.

Easiest signing of this window. Absolute no brainer, give him a contract to play with view into staff once he's done playing.

 

[Hugh Janus]

#asslickers

 

[Ash]

I don't know who is more embarrassing as a poster you or tadej. Inbe4 you call me an 'asslicker' I don't mean to come off offensive it is my opinion. Most people here would agree with me.

 

[MilanFan89]

Reported

*Snif snif*

Why letting everyone know that you report someone ? You dont have to tell the whole forum that you reported me, baby. If you wanna be pathetic.. just report and sh*t up

Behave to your age

 

[Neo'82]

Agent and intermediary for deals in Germany Giacomo Petralito has left Casa Milan after a two-hour meeting with Milan management

 

[General]

*Snif snif*

Why letting everyone know that you report someone ? You dont have to tell the whole forum that you reported me, baby. If you wanna be pathetic.. just report and sh*t up

Behave to your age

Reported

One more outburst out of you, young man, and it's to the gallows.

 

[Dokoa]

*1 Silva
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2* Belotti
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Fuck Keita man. Are you blind or what? Lazio agreed with us, he doesn't want to join. Simple as that.

 

[marioacm93]

*Snif snif*

Why letting everyone know that you report someone ? You dont have to tell the whole forum that you reported me, baby. If you wanna be pathetic.. just report and sh*t up

Behave to your age

Reported

 

[MilanFan89]

You might wanna try less at being a cunt?

Ibra is more than welcome here. He himself has stated that Milan is the club he enjoyed playing for the most

Friend, before you say something to me, make sure you know about which person it goes. I was reacting on Keita

 

[Jasper]

Let's face it. The main reason we bought Ibra was because of this.

classic

dude, who are you?

 

[MilanFan89]

Reported

One more outburst out of you, young man, and it's to the gallows.

Big mate, you cant ban me. I do actually read the rules, and I didnt do anything wrong. So pls..

 

[Fabio]

Agent and intermediary for deals in Germany Giacomo Petralito has left Casa Milan after a two-hour meeting with Milan management

#Auback please.

 

[Congo Powers]

Let's face it. The main reason we bought Ibra was because of this.

IL CAVALIERE IL CAVALIERE IL CAVALIERE IL CAVALIERE

 

[Qaas]

classic



dude, who are you?

Dude?

 

[Neo'82]

Milan have had new contacts with the entourage of Rachid Ghezzal. Player could arrive on a free transfer [MilanNews]