The Rumour Commode XXXVI - Mission Accomplished Edition

[Nestafan]

the annual ringing in of the Mercato

i present, yet again, our own…

azzuro milan

We need that gif again!

 

[WaL]

Anal fuck you without lube Qaas

Fuck him in the eye instead.

 

[ardezzo]

3 pages to go

 

[Neruda]

but you’re posting on both accounts now

just this week

Neruda2.0 was opened on a computer at work He may do another appearance

 

[General]

3 pages to go

Have you intro’d

 

[wokegiant]

So desperately want Ibra to update his speech at the end of next season to,

"It isn't Italy that belongs to Milan, EUROPE belongs to Milan! (proceeds to flip two tables)"

 

[Tantalis]

Daniel explodes this season

 

[Ash]

Daniel explodes this season

In Monza

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

 

[OVUNQUE CON TE]

Boost post

 

[OVUNQUE CON TE]

Also new commode name suggestion "Inter have a game in hand still"

 

[Balo45]

Why someone should hate the US national team can be summed up very simply: Clint Dempsey.

I’m gonna disagree with this one. Landon Donovan was boring, no personality, talks and plays like a robot.

Clint grew up in Texas playing street ball with Hispanics. He had more flair, was better in most of the world cups. Had a crazy goal vs Juve, played at fringe CL/Europa League level unlinke most Americans of that time. He’s kinda redneck but he was the best of that US era.

But yeah, fuck US football. Lots of annoying snobby MLS/USMNT elitists too

 

[Congo Powers]

Aside from his stupid name, there are droves of trashy Americans with names like Kayden and Brayden. Cant wait to leave this place

Ciao

 

[leaf]

Daniel explodes this season

(No) homo?

 

[DOB]

Ciao

arent you the guy that poses with guns and pretends to be in the american taliban?

 

[General]

This will be quick but funny

 

[Congo Powers]

arent you the guy that poses with guns and pretends to be in the american taliban?

No..I’m the extremely handsome sicario working for Samu castillejo’s group

 

[DOB]

No..I’m the extremely handsome sicario working for Samu castillejo’s group

then what's the problem? im super good looking. USA will be sad to lose me.

 

[Samaldinho]

You two should make out. No homo.

 

[Altafini]

Does winning scudetto get one this high? Dude keep dropping names he had no similarity to... probably,he reads this forum and took the sarcasm serious.

 

[Congo Powers]

then what's the problem? im super good looking. USA will be sad to lose me.

there is no problem, i'm saying 'ciao', wishing you a safe departure and good fortune for new adventure

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Does winning scudetto get one this high? Dude keep dropping names he had no similarity to... probably,he reads this forum and took the sarcasm serious.

Date, man. Date.

 

[Altafini]

Date, man. Date.

I don't fucking understand you

 

[Congo Powers]

I don't fucking understand you

those are statements he made when he just joined ac milan, from 2019
his actions on the field in the past 3 years proved them correct...although he is superior to hamsik as a champion

 

[Congo Powers]

Does winning scudetto get one this high? Dude keep dropping names he had no similarity to... probably,he reads this forum and took the sarcasm serious.

there is no sarcasm when people compare him to de bruyne, these statements from 2019 prove this. rade krunic is one of the best trequartista's in europe, literally the champion of italy trequartista

 

[Altafini]

there is no sarcasm when people compare him to de bruyne, these statements from 2019 prove this. rade krunic is one of the best trequartista's in europe, literally the champion of italy trequartista

You made my week already even as it's just getting started. Thanks Sir lol

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I don't fucking understand you

Not surprised, Zlatan.

 

[Congo Powers]

rade starts the last 3 games of the season and ac milan ends up champions, in pot 1 of the cl

there is no inside joke, no meme, no caveat to explain how he is good off the ball. he's one of the best players on the planet and we are beyond blessed to have him on our team

 

[ForzaMilan2]

lack of news...people just shouting random names now names now.

i saw Balotelli being mentioned here 2 days ago.

We need someone confermato soon

 

[Hitchens]

Not the four unread commode pages I had hoped for, I admit.

 

[Ash-ish]

Rade Krunic orchestrated and gave me a scudetto after 11 years. Pioli tried to deny the fundamental truth for a long time, if he had relented early I would have had my scudetto in feb.

I can’t take slander from people who take psg, Manu, mancity, peps cock in the ass at the same time.

Long live number 10 of Italian champs