The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

[Nevermore]

Such an unserious club lmaoo
Man should only model the clothing

Real's Camavinga modeling clothing

 

[Neruda]

Pioli notes found on hisdesk

 

[Samaldinho]

The stories of a Messias redemption, paired with our Ziyech interest, without a rumored Salad sale make little sense.

 

[Curupira]

Man Utd paid a reasonable fee for a promising LB and they're getting shit for it.

They are all stupid. If this was any other industry, 85% of management teams would be fired.

 

[Curupira]

The stories of a Messias redemption, paired with our Ziyech interest, without a rumored Salad sale make little sense.

Whoever is buying Salad / Messias Jr probably keeping the negotiations on the dl so the negative members of their fan base don’t have a meltdown too early

 

[AC_Wesley]

Next level savage

This why Bayern never sells to us?

 

[Pingu]

Such an unserious club lmaoo
Man should only model the clothing

Unserious club renewing a player who helped Milan in vital games to the Scudetto.

Try harder Mr. Mudslide.

 

[stevan]

@Samaldinho dream come true

Fuck you @stevan

Weird fixation with other clubs. You should get that checked out.

 

[Neruda]

1 signing this week plz

 

[MilanMB]

 

[Hitchens]

@ROSSONERI7 , spin this

 

[MilanMB]

 

[Qaas]

Unserious club renewing a player who helped Milan in vital games to the Scudetto.

Try harder Mr. Mudslide.

you are getting brave for someone who looks like this

 

[Hitchens]

 

[Hitchens]

Real's Camavinga modeling clothing

Womens team next?

 

[Samaldinho]

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Calling EPL fans stupid for their views is too far?

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

That's probably realistic. CDK seems to be the one we should prioritize, a deal with Chelsea over Ziyech seems without many hurdles.

Feels so good to be chasing the two exact weak spots in our XI, AM and RW. I've been screaming for a RW for two seasons but @Wild always assured me that Saele would become world class.

 

[Hitchens]

1 signing this week plz

Ziyech will be here we go soon.

 

[Australiano1980]

Milannews -

Ziyech is the chosen for the RW, everyone agrees on him - his alternative is Asensio

Same goes for CDK, hes the main target and MM will make a new offer. In case they cant sign him, they'll try for Dybala who they see as an alternative despite differences in style & profile

I think if were able to close does deals.. we gonna be doing fine.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

@ROSSONERI7 , spin this

How? I don’t know how to. Teach me.
“He went to get a Harmont & Blaine shirt. Ketchup spilled on the one he had?”

 

[Hitchens]

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[Hitchens]

“He went to get a Harmont & Blaine shirt. Ketchup spilled on the one he had?”

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Well provide a better spin? Since you’re asking.
Obviously, I’m not good at it.

 

[Samaldinho]

This commode... feels like battle lines are being drawn, new alliances are being made, brothers turned to foes (Avengers music here) as we prepare for a return of a Milan with expectations.

 

[Rossonero81]

True wesley is van basten.. you on the other hand are wesley sneijder

This wesley sneijder….

So, you're saying Wesley ain't Wesley, but I am Wesley? Very confusing.

 

[Hitchens]

Well provide a better spin? Since you’re asking.
Obviously, I’m not good at it.

Could be water, could be wine.

My gut feeling is that they want to feel him out. Maybe confront him with some hard cold facts, like "you fucking sucked when called on this season". Sound out his motivation, was it a one-season thing? Is he motivated to start passing to teammates instead of the opposition?

The possiblities are endless, my reason for calling you out was that on the face of it it could affect the sig bet.

 

[Hitchens]

This commode... feels like battle lines are being drawn, new alliances are being made, brothers turned to foes (Avengers music here) as we prepare for a return of a Milan with expectations.

Names.

Where are the battle lines? What are the new alliances?

Marvel sucks.

One of the funnier turns of the last few weeks has been the return of @yungeddy . The commode medical health officer is now faced with dealing with a nemesis while looking after commoders. His glass of Blue Label must be trembling as he sets it to his lips.

Stress is all around.

DAI DAI DAI!!!

 

[Moggster]

This commode... feels like battle lines are being drawn, new alliances are being made, brothers turned to foes (Avengers music here) as we prepare for a return of a Milan with expectations.

Anyone who's with Diaz and Saelemakers is an enemy of Milan and calcio.

 

[Hitchens]

From England - Great distance between Milan and Chelsea on Ziyech's evaluation



@General , ready the syringes

 

[MilanMB]

Just watched some CDK, very underwhelming. Good thing that youtube vids are useless for really understanding a player.