The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

[papaberlu]

Pingu's work already swung 4 votes

Terrific effort

 

[Pingu]

I changed it & will never change it back.
Pay up & be a man of your word.

"(contingent on this Commode name winning)"

Read what I said. Bitch.

 

[Swagotelli]

Yacine is on his way

 

[DOB]

Homelander is a bitch

 

[Wild]

"(contingent on this Commode name winning)"

Read what I said. Bitch.

Fine bitch.

 

[DOB]

The italians here are just gonna allow posts like this?
Ok Ok

Ive been to England one time and i got food poison. Their food is so shitty, my body rejected it immediately

 

[Hitchens]

I'm not sure I'm ready to wait for fatta on Tuesday night.

MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN!!!

 

[Hitchens]

Crunchiness in the air is 15x better than the two options.

 

[Rossonero81]

i see them as versatile players and can't pin them in a position before (if) they get here.

Ziyech in his career has played twice as many times at AM than RW (i actually didn't know that, just checked) and is as effective at both positions.
Of course when he started getting international attention during a season he played more RW.
he's played over 100x at each position and delivered at both. so to me, he is a RW and an AM... not a RW who can fill in at AM.

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CDK in his career played mostly at CF with some almost equal showings at the positions we talked. and it's a small sample size compared to him at CF... so i can't categorize him as better at AM than RW either...if anything we'll have to categorize him as CF given his record.

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looking that the dots on those pictures, they are quite similar. Versatile Attacking players. they may have different styles but are similar to me (Ziyech got more Sauce and Flair). they're probably being considered for the same role in this team. players that fill in any position in front of the 2 DMs
and it's difficult, without context, to pinpoint where they'd be used, but in our context:

-RW and AM were our weakest positions and we should expect something there.
-we brought in an AM (Adli) ... the'res a lot to unpack here, but won't make it longer than it already is.
-the fact that we are not "linked" to any player at RW...especially of a different profile (pacy, direct as i dreamed) to me indicate that this profile, ball player, is the one they're going for.


i think RW is the more likely primary spot for them. and that said, i think there's only room for 1 of them.

Anyway, that’s how my crooked mind reads the situation.

Thank you for your effort. This could all very well be true, except for the fact that I've seen Ziyech play many times. He was always best when he played from the right wing. I simply wouldn't buy him for the AM role. He could play there if necessary, but I think CDK is just a much better fit for a central role.

 

[Khurrisu]

 

[General]

Dottore General health and wellness check

 

[Khurrisu]

 

[Hitchens]

 

[Khurrisu]

Homelander is a bitch

And you're a supe cunt

 

[Ash-ish]

Best thing about this market is those horse steroids we administered to Kalulu.

Get me cdk such a beautiful player I thought Europe ran out of men like him

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Do u realize the difference between living in leeds and milano

The real question is how good is Leeds airport

 

[brk]

Edit: Didn’t realize half the forum already linked the CDK Hakan video

 

[Wild]

Crunchiness in the air is 15x better than the two options.

I agree ... it should be added

 

[Az.]

Laughed out loud

P.S: If we end up signing him, you should be banned.

 

[AC_Wesley]

 

[Congo Powers]

does someone have the video of adli singing for like 6 min straight as ben arfa(?) is next to him?

 

[Milanista92]

lmao

 

[General]

does someone have the video of adli singing for like 6 min straight as ben arfa(?) is next to him?

Yes

 

[Congo Powers]

can you please share the link, i cannot find it

 

[MilanMB]

Plot twist, CDK was benched because there are better players in Brugge squad

 

[Curupira]

Don't think most people in here knows which legendary movie this gif is from

 

[MilanMB]

@Curupira

Right???

 

[Curupira]

@Curupira

Right???

 

[DOB]

And you're a supe cunt

But im a normal human, Billy Butcher. Yes, im better looking and more talented than everyone….but still a human

 

[Congo Powers]

here it is...at 23:25


why is this so funny