The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[Curupira]

coming back from a months-long injury, „representing your country“ ( ) is really the most important thing

Does Albanians count as Balkans?

That DM Ramadani from Lecce seems like he can be best of both worlds

 

[Graeco]

Atalanta wil definitely redeem CDK buy option voucher

and I don't think we should cry. CDK can't perform with Pioli

Across all competitions, he is just one goal contribution shy of Leao’s total for us right now. Same number of goals

 

[Fusiproe12]

Soon at Casa Milan 7!!!!!!!



Furlani ain't joking

 

[Pigeon]

Does Albanians count as Balkans?

That DM Ramadani from Lecce seems like he can be best of both worlds

indeed. kosovo albanian but.....


.....born in germany

 

[Fusiproe12]

Can't imagine Camarda's reaction to Simic's goal

Every single person of his family started staring at him

 

[Master Smurf]

Guys management sees Bennacer as our DM and amongst the technical leaders of this team along with Theo, Leao, Maignan, etc. that’s the reason why we didn’t splash money on a DM.

Chuck and Musah are not luxury signings, look at the amount they’ve played. Would you have preferred Saele and Pobega getting those minutes instead?

We simply had too many holes to fix given budget and time. I don’t think any signings were unneeded, in terms of position they contribute to. We 100% needed 3 Mezzala players this mercato, and 3 wingers.

CF, CB, RB, CF, CM will be addressed between the winter and summer mercato

Then they didnt really listen to Pioli did they?

Because last season when Bennacer was dropped for Krunic the team got better. If they truly believe Bennacer is the guy then Gerry will be cleaning house once again very soon ..... or we are the idiots for watching this tragedy.

 

[Congo Powers]

Also, what's with hating on Bennacer for wanting to represent his country?

The brain rot...

What country, France?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Pellegatti said yesterday there has been a meeting at Casa Milan to figure out the injury crisis and according to him some physiotherapists will be changed, he also said the management asked to change the training methods

So a meeting ahead of another meeting to finalise the details of what's needed for the next meeting, ahead of making some sort of decision... Good job guys!

Fucking idiots lol.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Then they didnt really listen to Pioli did they?

Because last season when Bennacer was dropped for Krunic the team got better. If they truly believe Bennacer is the guy then Gerry will be cleaning house once again very soon ..... or we are the idiots for watching this tragedy.

 

[Master Smurf]

Breaking stuff seems like toxic masculinity.

I agree with needing fire and some anger but breaking stuff is just stupid and a waste of money.

Its just a different era - at least Mou seems to have learnt he needs to change his ways to adapt to the new generation.

Please drop phrases like toxic masculinity - it reinforces everything vB9 intimated in his comment

 

[Kmoney]

Then they didnt really listen to Pioli did they?

Because last season when Bennacer was dropped for Krunic the team got better. If they truly believe Bennacer is the guy then Gerry will be cleaning house once again very soon ..... or we are the idiots for watching this tragedy.

I think Bennacer can work in a midfield 3, but the other 2 players need to make up for his deficiencies.

Bennacer Diaz Tonali would get run over by a girl’s middle school team.

Bennacer is a good technical player but he still has to show that he can work without Kessie carrying him

 

[Nalim]

Atalanta wil definitely redeem CDK buy option voucher

and I don't think we should cry. CDK can't perform with Pioli

With that scenario you’re implying that Pioli will be our coach next season in which case we most definitely should cry.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Tuttoshit reporting....

"The paper has a section this morning headlined: ‘Calabria, Simic, Gabbia, Bartesaghi: the idea of a home-made defence’. In fact, if a possible return of Matteo Gabbia from his loan to Villarreal were to materialise, a rearguard could potentially be built entirely made up of players who left the academy."

"Fine as we are", let the meltdown begin...

For me we absolutely need steel in midfield!!!

If Jovic doesn't continue to contribute get Jo David...

Score more goals than the opposition and we win anyways lol.

I'm weirdly chill ahead of the winter mercato. I'm looking forward to drinking wine and watching the craziness unfurling haha.

 

[Fusiproe12]

Origi + Rebic + De Ketelaere (2) + Saelemakers + Maldini + Castillejo + Messias (1) = 3 league goals

 

[Tantalis]

I know right. While you could do just both...

Third kit panders to identity politics and now leao wears tutus

 

[Master Smurf]

I think Bennacer can work in a midfield 3, but the other 2 players need to make up for his deficiencies.

Bennacer Diaz Tonali would get run over by a girl’s middle school team.

Bennacer is a good technical player but he still has to show that he can work without Kessie carrying him

Correct however Reijnders and RLC dont seem like the guys to make that work for him.

His lack of availability and shortcomings defensively make him a natural rotation mid but some want him to be a starter and for me in this setup it isnt ideal, hell it has never been ideal which led him to being dropped twice. If we add a solid anchor or Musah develops into one then Bennacer can fit easier and with the 5 subs staying he definitely should be used tactically.

 

[leaf]

This is as direct of an indirect a shot at Pioli that I have seen since the last time CDK tried to cross and ended up scoring

But he's spot on though

 

[Master Smurf]

This is as direct of an indirect a shot at Pioli that I have seen since the last time CDK tried to cross and ended up scoring

But he's spot on though

Confidence to miss open goals

 

[Fusiproe12]

Madre de dios

Holy moly

 

[Milan2012]

Literally Pioli's tactics...

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Anyone saying everything is cool and we're just unlucky is a complete idiot and an actual cuck.

Bad design, bad management and bad luck have truly crippled our #20 challenge, and a season that after some turmoil had so much promise.

I dont think #20 was really in question this season, it was always going to be a rebuild year. And the signings arent bad either. They signed young players with potential. Value wise only Chucky has been a miss. They made right moves on the market.

The problem is Pioli. Hes stagnated a lot as a coach. Its hard to develop players when they miss half the games due to injuries. The quality of football has dropped drastically too. I do wonder how the management reacts at the end of the season, because if this continues and they dont replace Pioli it means we’re okay with being a “top 4” team.

 

[leaf]

I know right. While you could do just both...

Dear Lord Leao is handsome
No homo

 

[Swagotelli]

Pulisic forcing espn to cover Milan

 

[Fusiproe12]

Dear Lord Leao is handsome
No homo

If you think he's attractive you're gay / bisex

I think Brandon Flowers is attractive

 

[DonSilvio]

That's great

 

[Swagotelli]

Serie A will never get more viewers until they fix the fucking commentators



Muriel scores a great goal and commentary made it feel like nothing happened. Not sure how they find the lowest grade morons to do the job. Compare this to EPL/bundesliga coverage.

 

[Milan2012]

Not to defend Cardinale but we cants say he’s complacent. One year in, results werent coming, he changed Maldini Massara in a heart beat, and the results were a better summer mercato. Two years in if this continues I would think, Pioli would be next. Accountability wise he is next in line.

Who can Pioli hide behind? His physio team? I dont think thats enough.

 

[finnishhacker]

Did anyone else see the shit show with Renato Sanchez?

 

[Kmoney]

Correct however Reijnders and RLC dont seem like the guys to make that work for him.

His lack of availability and shortcomings defensively make him a natural rotation mid but some want him to be a starter and for me in this setup it isnt ideal, hell it has never been ideal which led him to being dropped twice. If we add a solid anchor or Musah develops into one then Bennacer can fit easier and with the 5 subs staying he definitely should be used tactically.

Yeah I just don’t like RLC at all. I don’t know what he’s supposed to do.

We definitely need an anchor/sitter type player along with Tijjani and Ben.

Overall all our mids are way too similar, but Tijjani and Ben are much better than the rest. Someone to complement these 2 should be the priority. Someone like Kessie would have been ideal

 

[nonsonoqui]

 

[sheva]

colombo, gabbia and maldini (left back due to heritage) are confirmed to return