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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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by far the worst studio production ever paramount plus, bunch of braying baboons
Why? I do enjoy watching clips. Not every sports show has to be ultra serious. Plus Henry is an absolute legend.
 
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Jorginho and Allan. Man those 2 really hurt bc they were actually within our budget too.

But instead we went for fodder like Bertolacci, who cost more than both combined.
Didn´t Bertolacci refuse a slight position change or something like that. He was a complete clusterfuck.
 
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Montolivo was a beta shrimp mediocrity, for me the very essence of the banter era. I celebrated his departure.

And no, he didn't have a "great season" at Milan. He was a symbol of crushing decline and a weak and insecure leader.
Something a bald fraud like yourself would say :o
 
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Didn´t Bertolacci refuse a slight position change or something like that. He was a complete clusterfuck.
He kept getting muscular injuries due to Pioli’s tactics and training methods so he never got off the ground running.

We demanded more from his position. He’d prefer to play more advanced and make plays around the box and not so mucb other cm duties . Was just an absolute disaster considering the alternatives
 
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He kept getting muscular injuries due to Pioli’s tactics and training methods so he never got off the ground running.

We demanded more from his position. He’d prefer to play more advanced and make plays around the box. Was just an absolute disaster considering the alternatives
When did Bert play under Pioli?
 
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his overall milan career was somewhat underwhelming, but the 12/13 montolivo is starting for this milan with ease
 
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Something has to be said for how much Rino hated him though. Rino was a stand up character so I tend to side with him :o
:lol: Rino is a cunt, but he was our cunt, so he's a legend.

Anyway, yeah, Rino can suck turds after that game where he put Calabria in a two man midfield and we immediately conceded and lost, over just playing Montolivo. People on reddit at the time were legitimately trying to convince me it was a tactical decision and not personal. People hated Montolivo because he served as the ultimate scapegoat. Too bad Rino was too much of a proud cockhead to admit that managing Banter Milan was hard as fuck. Reasonable folks will admit that Berlusconi becoming stubborn and senile is what killed us, culminating in his firing of Sinisa, of course.

You got me started, you son of a bitch. I'm gonna go watch a Buongiorno game, brb.
 
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his overall milan career was somewhat underwhelming, but the 12/13 montolivo is starting for this milan with ease
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Gattuso was a bit of a pioli... took 7mts to play Caldara for the 1st time.
 

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If Adli ever gets as good as prime Montolivo, believe me, I'll be on my knees for him every game and will be as insufferable as Sam has been.
 
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*Idi Amin gif*
 
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:lol: Rino is a cunt, but he was our cunt, so he's a legend.

Anyway, yeah, Rino can suck turds after that game where he put Calabria in a two man midfield and we immediately conceded and lost, over just playing Montolivo. People on reddit at the time were legitimately trying to convince me it was a tactical decision and not personal. People hated Montolivo because he served as the ultimate scapegoat. Too bad Rino was too much of a proud cockhead to admit that managing Banter Milan was hard as fuck. Reasonable folks will admit that Berlusconi becoming stubborn and senile is what killed us, culminating in his firing of Sinisa, of course.

You got me started, you son of a bitch. I'm gonna go watch a Buongiorno game, brb.
It was political man.

It’s not a good look to keep him around after we stripped him for Bonucci, it sucks but it is what it is. They tried to force him out every way possible but he was no Tonali :proud:

Did Reddit tell you Calabria was the more mobile choice of the two :lol:
 
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he was only here for one season on loan. he didn't score 24 goals in the league but he was instrumental in the CL.. he wasn't just a poacher, he added more to our play than pippo and that's why he was the preferred option alongside Sheva + Kaka.. he did really well with us.. well enough that chelsea didn't allow him to return to us next season... sheva ended up winning the balon d'Or though following our run in the CL... just because hernan wasn't our best striker doesn't mean he didn't do quite well for us..
He took some time to settle in, but he was a beast once he scored his first goal. Awesome player.
 
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Gattuso was a bit of a pioli... took 7mts to play Caldara for the 1st time.
You say this like he was wrong

From what I remember Caldara was lost defensively then he got hurt.
 

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Even if you ignore Barcelona, he's a world cup winner.
 
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You say this like he was wrong

From what I remember Caldara was lost defensively then he got hurt.
in training... hurt in fecking training :(
and im sure it wasnt the very 1st training session
 
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buy a 40m defender, you fecking play that defender
 
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