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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Bennacer possibly injured again. Looks more like fatigue or a slight strain but they’re waiting to confirm. 🤦‍♂️
 
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Bennacer possibly injured again. Looks more like fatigue or a slight strain but they’re waiting to confirm. 🤦‍♂️
pioli has no shame flying to ivory coast just to injure him training:fp:
 
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Bennacer possibly injured again. Looks more like fatigue or a slight strain but they’re waiting to confirm. 🤦‍♂️
It’s definitely trolling
 
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Couldn't go a day in the commode without trashing my midget Bennacer. Xenophobes, the lot of you.
 
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pioli has no shame flying to ivory coast just to injure him training:fp:
Djamel Belmadi (CT Algeria): "I won't say the name, but I talked to one of my players, an important one, who told me how it works in his club. A great club. I was shocked, there is amateurism at this club "

Mahrez at Citeh or Bennacer w/ us :monto:
 
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Djamel Belmadi (CT Algeria): "I won't say the name, but I talked to one of my players, an important one, who told me how it works in his club. A great club. I was shocked, there is amateurism at this club "

Mahrez at Citeh or Bennacer w/ us :monto:
"an important one" tells me he isn't talking about midget:o
 
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"an important one" tells me he isn't talking about midget:o
Translation:

"Just yesterday, I was with a player whose name I'll obviously not mention, otherwise he'd end up quickly on the bench... uhm... In his club I mean... To know how they are working in clubs. I like to know about these things. And so I was talking with a player, not from too small a club.. actually a big club... telling me how they were working and it was shocking... pure amateurism... And I thought to myself that I wasn't surprised by that."
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All Lucas Biglias fault if you ask me :o otherwise he would have said the name :lol:
 
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Wouldn’t mind crown prince owning our club if we can’t a proper Italian since prince is a proper motivator.

(this is disgusting, but the scale im talking abt)
 

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I always hated De Jong

Montolivo was good in his first season but after the injury he turned into a cancer
De Jong was a good player but a really bad fit, overall made our midfield worse and just sums up the banter era for me because half the fan base reminisce him as if he was Rino fuck me. They got him cuz he was a
'bigger' name: wc finalist that played for City :g:

I'm so glad we're over that shit

Kinda like Jack - obviously not for same reasons as NDJ, but he set the team back despite individually not being a bad player and is just not cut for anything more than mid table
 
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Be fucking serious
He would absolutely flop under pioli
Idk man

Rebic when fit was a majestic CF under pioli, thurams a far more solid consistent player w similar but more imposing characteristics and physique.

On top of that he got actual target man qualities too, he helped that other ugly mofo score like 19 goals already w his movement

At this point once he'll be the main CF for France and not Kolo Muani once Giroud inevitably becomes fully immobile within a year

Yeye I'm praising an inter player but just can't forget this forum concluding he can't be a CF and acting like we got a W when Inter signed him a day after we were meant to announce :lol: :proud:
 
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What in the world is this obsession with CB, in 3-4 games we recuperate our injured defenders. And we're not selling anyone in January, everyone and their blind dog is asking for DM.
 
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What in the world is this obsession with CB, in 3-4 games we recuperate our injured defenders. And we're not selling anyone in January, everyone and their blind dog is asking for DM.
The best I can do is another box to box mid
 
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Bennacer possibly injured again. Looks more like fatigue or a slight strain but they’re waiting to confirm. 🤦‍♂️
Bennacer so weak he might get blown away by a pedestal fan in a room and hurt himself
 

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[LaVagueVerte] Ismaël Bennacer is VERY UNCERTAIN for tomorrow’s match against Burkina Faso. The player was taken to the hospital after training to have an MRI following adductor pain. His participation in the match will be determined tomorrow morning.
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I dont know about all of that. Between Sheva, Ibra and Benzema .. hmmm that's hard but Sheva and Benz are similar in terms of style, Ibra is in a different category. In terms of skill Ibra was the best and sheva and benz are equal.. in terms of personality sheva was the strongest with ibra a close second .. overall I would rank them as sheva, ibra, benzema but they are all very close

Unfortunately Ibra record in CL is something left to be desired and that is what to me puts him below those 2. Ibra was always mostly a league game player.
 
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At this point, bioli is really just a poor man's Conte.

He dictates the mercato.
Wants complete/ready-to-go players.
Talks shit about everyone and their mother in public.
Blames players for results.

All the cons of Conte, with none of the pros.
are you sure you know who pioli is?

this is more to mourinho
 

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You're the same people who still shit on Montolivo who never said a bad word about Milan even though everyone, from management to coach and fans shat on him daily.
meanwhile, actual ac milan fanbase

 
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Montolivo was a bum - living on the promise of future NT stardom that never arose.
Got what he deserved and revealed himself afterwards
didn't say a bad word about milan- just led a dressing room revolt that got the coach fired

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