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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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meanwhile, actual ac milan fanbase

I know Allegri asked for him for his skills, but I can’t help but think it is also because they have something in common: both are dating ex-Playmates.

Damn did not know this :lol: maybe I need re-evaluate after I finish reading this
 
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If I showed up at Milanello as a tall CF after a great season from a smallish club in Belgium, with a big money high-pressure move, and suddenly the manager decided to play me out of position as a lone attacking midfielder- a role/position I've NEVER played before (and lets be clear, the previous seasons I even played as a LB more than an AM). Then, when things went poorly, I wasn't scoring or assisting, and the team was not hitting the highs that they had the previous season, and the fans used ME as a scapegoat...

Yeah I'd be like "fuck that manager."
if i saw my star signing coming after a great season from a smallish club in Belgium, with a big money high-pressure move, and suddenly he starts messing up basic actions in midfield, losing possession and not showing any grit like a pussy, especially after coming from multiple performances at brugge as AM (I verified my knowledge through transfermarkt). Then, when the season progressed, tried to integrate him slowly into the tall CF role and saw him missing sitters in CL & lega, having an autistic tantrum after another miss mid-match, and even his teammates didn't involve him in the play...

Yeah I'd be like "fuck that loser."
 
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This is getting out of control already
 
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Damn did not know this :lol: maybe I need re-evaluate after I finish reading this

Do a summary for me pls. I also rate montolivo
 
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It’s definitely trolling
trolling is usually when you're not serious and just wants to see how much you can take the piss

lil benny spends more time on wheelchairs then traversing bipedally
 
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Montolivo had his flaws but:

Ironic that Montolivo would not only displace our “Thor” (Ambrosini,) tactically, but at the end of that season, when Ambrosini was publicly not renewed, our “Loki” would also usurp the captaincy from Ambrosini. I think this is when Montolivo became hated. People have said it was not his fault that Galliani announced Ambrosini’s departure without first telling the captain, or that Montolivo was announced as the new captain after only one year at the club without first discussing it with Abbiati, the rightful new captain. No, Galliani definitely did that on his own. But my point has always been that a true captain, someone worthy of the armband, would have never accepted the captaincy. Especially under such horrifying circumstances. And that is all on Montolivo.

This is a bit…:ibraugh:
 
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meanwhile, actual ac milan fanbase


actual ac milan fanbase ....milanobsession

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Montolivo had his flaws but:



This is a bit…:ibraugh:
I'm sure this dumbass was also one of those guys who wanted Monto to just rip up his contract and not get paid "for the good of Meelan." Seemingly only in football do you have these sorts of idiots.
 
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Damn did not know this :lol: maybe I need re-evaluate after I finish reading this
Can't believe montolivo managed to even have a article written about him lmao. Negative or not.
 
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trolling is usually when you're not serious and just wants to see how much you can take the piss

lil benny spends more time on wheelchairs then traversing bipedally
Lil Z and Benny reminded me of city of god movie

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I am going to fire it up today
 
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The question is: would we have been better without him? Well, on my view, we wouldn't have gotten CL in 12-13, nor would we have been competitive under Sinisa - the two most consistent seasons from Monto. Every other season was him playing injured or just flat-out being unavailable because he literally broke a leg or blew out his knee or whatever other random, cursed injury he picked up.

The problem was always that people hated Monto's guts, for various reasons, but nobody ever wanted to provide a solution. Fine, Monto is the biggest fodder ever. Worst captain of all time. Literal cancer. Who replaces him in all those Banter teams? Who would have made us play better? Or even further, single-handedly willed us out of Banter? Nigel fucking De Jong, as so many suggested? I can't.

People just need to come to terms that Banter destroyed many good players and coaches, and that we were fucked up until we finally had some spending power and competent front office leadership in the form of Boban, Maldini, and Ricky. Until those guys walked in the door, we were fucked. Players came here to die. Managers came here to die. The club was fucking cursed. It's not Monto's fault. It wasn't anybody's fault except Berlu, if there needs to be someone to blame.

Regardless, I hope all this Monto talk tempers some of you doom and gloomers. Pioli's largely lost the plot with us, I'll admit, but our current problems pale in comparison to what I am assuming most of you had to endure during Banter. That half of you knuckleheads think we should sell Leao because he's been out of form, despite the team winning and steadying the ship based on collective team efforts with a zillion players out injured, is just ludicrous. From Suso ball under Rino where we had no other plan for when Suso got iced out in a game, to Pioli ball where our best player can play like shit for 2 months and we still rake in points to sit comfortably in the table. I don't want to say that some of you are spoiled, but some of you are spoiled.

Give me 3rd and 8 points clear of 4th with world class players in the squad over fucking about in 6th to 10th, losing every other game, no quality young players, shit old players, bad contracts, no investment, etc. etc. etc. We got it real fucking good right now, so people's bitching should only be centered on us needing to raise the bar, not bitching and moaning that we're actually shit, because we're not. Shit would be Roma right now. We're not that, thank God.
 
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Pulisic is only 25. What a lovely transfer.

Handpicked Papa Gerry selection
 
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Sesko is everyone’s favorite FM striker
 
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his overall milan career was somewhat underwhelming, but the 12/13 montolivo is starting for this milan with ease
I’ll never forget the second half of that season

And the 2-0 against Barca after that.

True banter era really started with that Mbaye Niang post shot in the camp nou
 
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any one that uses the term 'banter era' is a dest
 
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any one that uses the term 'banter era' is a dest
Thank you. Absolute ******ed fucks, when did that word started getting used in football.

Only time I heard it in sports was when Australians used to abuse subcontinent folks in sports and claim it’s just friendly banter :lol:
 
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Niang should have had more support after the miss. How he was thrown under the bus for that was completely unreasonable.
 

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Do they assign the kids to the players based on height?

Imagine if you had a tall kid and he happened to be in front of Bennacer, hiding him completely.

We got close here
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Thank you. Absolute ******** fucks, when did that word started getting used in football.

Only time I heard it in sports was when Australians used to abuse subcontinent folks in sports and claim it’s just friendly banter :lol:
just a bunch of baboons
 
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I don't remember. Instead of keeping the same formation in the game and going the last 30 minutes or w/e with the lead, we changed formation and moved Calabria inside, all to not play Montolivo, and I'm fairly certain we lost the game as a result. Shit blew my brains out, man. It was the Seedorf situation all over again. "Oh, so this blue eyed cock won't eat scrambled eggs? I'll show him! I'll slag him in the media!" Only for Montolivo to bang in a 40 yard bomb against Catania the next game as all the fodders come circling to suck on his teets. Montolivo ended Seedorf's entire managerial career right then and there. Brutal. Began with "Urby's gonna play so many world class long balls just you wait" to somehow losing almost every game. Another bald fraud of a manager, by the way, he's just black so maybe he gets more of a pass, I don't know.

Gattuso was genuinely my least favourite coach among everyone in the banter era.

I hated everything about the way he managed the club to kicking out Montolivo, our awful football.

He made us get knocked out on the GROUP STAGES of fucking EUROPA LEAGUE. I never felt more humiliation than that.
 
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Gattuso was genuinely my least favourite coach among everyone in the banter era.

I hated everything about the way he managed the club to kicking out Montolivo, our awful football.

He made us get knocked out on the GROUP STAGES of fucking EUROPA LEAGUE. I never felt more humiliation than that.
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