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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Gattuso was genuinely my least favourite coach among everyone in the banter era.

I hated everything about the way he managed the club to kicking out Montolivo, our awful football.

He made us get knocked out on the GROUP STAGES of fucking EUROPA LEAGUE. I never felt more humiliation than that.
He did well to steady the ship, and instilled a lot of grinta into our squad and at least we weren’t folding walking around with our heads down anytime things went wrong.

But it was clear renewing him was a mistake and he had many limitations as a manager.

He left and chose to leave money on the table for himself, only asked for his staff to be paid. Stand up guy :proud:
 
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I wouldn’t even complain if gattuso took us straight to serie b. Amount of gratitude I have for that man is immense single-handedly made sure that unbalanced team could play champagne football and win.

I hope he takes care of his health. Buzz cut, rain, devil’s colors, asking scholes to go wank after destroying Germany in World Cup. I love him.

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Banter era. We were in purgatory winning serie b titles before Berlusconi came down on a helicopter like Zeus.
 
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Banter era. We were in purgatory winning serie b titles before Berlusconi came down on a helicopter like Zeus.
Fuck b and G. Those 2 peasants are the reason why we went back to banter era. They undid all the good work in our glorious past by almost making us bankrupt.
 
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I wouldn’t even complain if gattuso took us straight to serie b. Amount of gratitude I have for that man is immense single-handedly made sure that unbalanced team could play champagne football and win.

I hope he takes care of his health. Buzz cut, rain, devil’s colors, asking scholes to go wank after destroying Germany in World Cup. I love him.

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All we needed was etoo in 08 instead of useless Ronaldinho and pastore. Both were gettable lol. We would have won multiple titles. Fml
 
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It was like one crony passing the torch onto other cronies. Dorf then to inzhagi and then gattuso etc. Senatore era where nepotism was rife. Still is with moron jerry.
 
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People who hate B&G don’t like their parents.
 
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People who hate B&G don’t like their parents.
It's possible to be eternally grateful and still bitter about how we wasted the 2010s. Not at all mutually exclusive.
 
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It's possible to be eternally grateful and still bitter about how we wasted the 2010s. Not at all mutually exclusive.
After a decade?

Should have pulled out or abandoned the adopted orphan
 
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How can you hate Gattuso bro

The worst by far has to be Montella. GP overall worst coach in Milan history though
 
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All we needed was etoo in 08 instead of useless Ronaldinho and pastore. Both were gettable lol. We would have won multiple titles. Fml
Getting Gilardino instead of Torres was also extremely dumb

Prime Torres was close to Sheva level
 
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After a decade?

Should have pulled out or abandoned the adopted orphan
I really don't get your angle on this. As if you appreciate the glory of the B&G era more than other fans :lol:
 
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People who hate B&G don’t like their parents.
It's a love hate relationship. Loved them prior to 2007. Hate them post 2007.
 
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We were already champions league winners even before Berlusconi took over. Yea we won many titles under him but club is always greater than an individual.
 
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Getting Gilardino instead of Torres was also extremely dumb

Prime Torres was close to Sheva level
Yea it sucks. Easily we could have had etoo pastore for under 50 mil

even funnier deal we got was the matri purchase instead of tevez in 2013 or something iirc. Lmaoo

Also recently we dint want to fork our our extra 1 mil per year salary for thuram. Lel.
 
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I mean anyone who expects the sale of the club before they even have set the first stone at San Donato deserves to be bitter and disappointed :lol:

Is Gerry looking for a business partner to take over the Elliott debt? Probably.

Will that individual take over the whole club - or at least the majority of it - further down the line? Rumor has it.

Will it happen in the next few weeks? Nothing will happen before San Donato is on its way.

The stadium is where it will be decided if Gerry fullfilled his job here and will exit with a bag full of money - or if he's about to loose a whole damn lot.
 
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This is getting out of control already


I 100% support the idea of Marotta league. It's written in stone. But in this incident, tbf, it looks more like the Immobile is leaning heavily into Acerbi, especially at the end of his run when he nears the groundline and recognizes he has no chance anymore to get to the ball. Yes, Acerbi uses his arms, so does Immobile IMO. From this perspective alone, I don't recognize Acerbi really pulling Immobile down but it looks more like Immobile is just pushing and pushing and leaning in until he lets himself fall, looking for a cheap pen. IMO, it's a very cheap move actually.

But that's from this perspective alone. Maybe anotherone shows something completely different.

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Looking at it again, slowly, it's really only in that 1st second of the clip in slow-mo where you see Acerbis hand actually on Immobiles shoulder, maybe pushing a little bit. If Immobile let himself fall there, it would still be a cheap pen, but by the books, you couldn't blame the ref if he gave it. However, everything that follows after, really just looks like Immobile is leaning into Acerbi until he lets himself fall to the ground.
 
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Popovic doing the medical in Napoli. He is going to sign until 2029
 
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Getting Gilardino instead of Torres was also extremely dumb

Prime Torres was close to Sheva level
We also really wasted Huntelaar, he wasn't Sheva but he could have seen us through til 2016 or so instead of the revolving door of strikers that followed in the 10s.
 
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