The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[Curupira]

I am not Bennacer fan but he is set up to fail. I don't understand this tactics, I really don't even if we give him Rincon's body he would have failed. His attitude has gone bad with his ACL.

Should have never given him that salary.

Time to admit we Dortmund for a bit to pool up some more talents, a stadium, and a sale to a more ambitious ownership.

This means when we overachieve (scudetto) we need to help these money hungry players and facilitate them leaving on that scudetto instead of lying to ourselves and “building around them”

 

[Soldier_of_god]

W

Give ‘em to Steven and be amazed.

WAs being sarcastic. That midfield is shit.

 

[Master Smurf]

you never said this to me b4... 1st 1 always hurts the most

When you dis Prezzy you get the salt

Dont worry vB9 - if Gerry doesnt come correct we will be right there together with DeepFried - Feck off Club

 

[Fusiproe12]

Chelsea top players are 9th in the Premier League

I can't even imagine how deluded you must be to think that another club can win with their rejects

Pathetic ownership, I'm even sad for Leao that have to act like he's a top player

 

[Massaro94]

45 shots vs 16, always more possession

Milan lacks of quality

Giroud has been totally embarassing in both matches

Look at Gabbia vs Lukaku in Roma second goal

If milanisti are happy to have 7 Champions League it means that numbers matter for them

So they also should keep an eye on stats

It's not Pioli fault

i've said it multiple times before we need younger strikers

midfield is dire

I'd take lukaku in a heartbeat.

Serie A is a breeze for him

 

[papaberlu]

i've said it multiple times before we need younger strikers

midfield is dire

I'd take lukaku in a heartbeat.

Serie A is a breeze for him

Mbappe isn't saving a Bennacer - Calabria midfield pal

 

[Curupira]

When you dis Prezzy you get the salt

Dont worry vB9 - if Gerry doesnt come correct we will be right there together with DeepFried - Feck off Club

See that’s the shitty part. He won’t until we go up significantly in value and it makes sense for him to cash out.

So no matter how much as fans we despise this Moneyball strategy, it’s in our mutual best interest that it runs as smoothly as possible until he sells.

 

[vB9]

Feck off Club

i wanted to speak to you abt this. Have always liked you.

take it. its yrs to use. i trust you with it.

 

[Shiby]

All these average teams in the semi final

 

[papaberlu]

watershed moment

 

[ForzaSandro]

Let Bonera manage the derby

eww

 

[Cloren]

That would be Carlo since Pep totally outplayed him.
Penalties requires no tactics.

Bitch it’s been over a day.

Where is your sig

Don’t act cute and pretend you don’t know how to change a sig. You can’t fool me.

Go on, honor your bet lad

 

[Milan10]

FACTS!!!! And my point is after the amount of money spent management should be taking waaaaaaaaay more heat than they are.

Pioli is just the easy one to pile on. (although he has to go) this season's fuckery should be shared and owned by all not be hung solely on the shoulders of Pioli.

Bro we are in second place basically on our Scudetto point total pace with a drunk manager that admitted earlier in the season he isn’t even doing tactics anymore.

That speaks to the quality of the squad IMO. We have much needed gaps to fill (CF, CMx2, RB, CB), but there is a talented squad in place that has just been completely mismanaged this season.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

W

WAs being sarcastic. That midfield is shit.

Even manure is useful. Just gotta use it right.

 

[Ash-ish]

Should have never given him that salary.

Time to admit we Dortmund for a bit to pool up some more talents, a stadium, and a sale to a more ambitious ownership.

This means when we overachieve (scudetto) we need to help these money hungry players and facilitate them leaving on that scudetto instead of lying to ourselves and “building around them”

Salary or not, it is water under the bridge. He is not the alpha atleast in this set up with such a sparse midfield.

I dont understand why nobody saw it with so much footballing experience. We can always tuck somebody in to cover their weakness but every time he is send in the open field because somebody called him bennieniesta. Make a xmas tree or 4-3-3 and sandwich him in between Pulisic and Calabria.

Wasting an imperfect resource to make it and whole team worse is insanity. I really dont understand. Last time Pioli did some hands on coaching was when rebic was there to compete with Leao. Lack of competion makes most of our players so lazy except Theo.

Bennacer is the same player since Empoli or worse it is absolutely insane.

We need a fucking terrorist to drill these fuckers like a high school football.

 

[vB9]

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watershed moment

Paolo is handsum... handsum ppl you allow concessions for

 

[Shiby]

Mbappe isn't saving a Bennacer - Calabria midfield pal

There is playing ElSha as a RB and then there is playing Calabria as a DM

 

[Dokoa]

Did you see a motivated Milan against Rennes and Slavia? Did they seem like players who absolutely wanted to win the cup? Look at Roma in the championship and look at them in the cup: these are people who care! Mindset is everything in sport!
Hope Conte comes and teaches these pussies a life lesson

 

[MilanFan89]

All these average teams in the semi final

Average ? They all better then Milan

 

[La Chupacabra]

Pioli has done a lot of silly, inexplicable things in his time as manager, but starting Bennacer and Calabria in the midfield with Musah at RWB and Theo LCB down 1-0 has to be the dumbest decisions anyone has ever made.

Yes, today was like the cronicle of a brainfart of the century foretold
I have seen the madness starting 11 confirmed and chose not to watch the game. Probably the first one I skipped since 2019...

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

No they dont. What the fuck are you talking about?

Bellingham has Carlo, KDB has Pep, Salah has Klopp, Michael fucking Jordan had Phill. Goats had goats as coaches.

You think players can just waltz on the pitch and win a game AT THIS LEVEL?
You are serioulsy underrating the level of european football then.

We would wipe the floor with Man City and Real Madrid if their players came on to the pitch without a coach, a game plan and would just wing it.

Players miss easy moves because they are nervous. Clearly nothing they try is working and we have a coach on the bench without any plan b and who is completelt incapable of making any sound and logical decisions. Its ALL on Pioli. Its a wonder we are second in the league and we are second because the squad quality for this average Serie A is very solid.

Who was the coach when Lebron won his ring in Cleveland. Fuckin Tyrone Lue a rookie fucking coach who was promoted from within. He's never one a chip since. Lebron overcame any coaching errors that rookie coach made with his talent and won the fuckin chip. So don't tell me you NEED a GOAT coach.

Also i'm not even taking about winning the chip, i'm talking about players beating a team that we believe they should be beating.

Who said coming out with NO coach, I said a sub-par coach...obviously there has to some sort of structure (you jack wagon) my point is talented players can also overcome bad tactics with skill. Our players aren't like that.

Nerves????? Really???? Nerves???? That's why time and time again these guys make bone headed, dumb plays and miss easy passes and tapins.

This nerve thing seems to affect our team far more than others.

 

[VillaiN]

Foreign coach s a must.

Only way hopefully calabria ll be sent to serie b. Hes bald fraud bitchboy and lover (ala De shitlio and allegri). But damn, maybe he ll spread his hips and offer his services to new coach. Wont ask fir better wages. And he ll still play in midfield and organise attacks.

We re screwed as long as hes active player.

 

[Massaro94]

Go worry about Utd then

 

[Ash-ish]

Your party then, your mob, your tribe

Lead on!!!

Come on man let him have few days, it is not fair. we have fired off so many jokes for months

I always thought paolo was a good sd I just remember he making galliani's life miserable so I just chuckle because like tyrion said Life is full of ironies.

 

[Milan10]

Salary or not, it is water under the bridge. He is not the alpha atleast in this set up with such a sparse midfield.

I dont understand why nobody saw it with so much footballing experience. We can always tuck somebody in to cover their weakness but every time he is send in the open field because somebody called him bennieniesta. Make a xmas tree or 4-3-3 and sandwich him in between Pulisic and Calabria.

Wasting an imperfect resource to make it and whole team worse is insanity. I really dont understand. Last time Pioli did some hands on coaching was when rebic was there to compete with Leao. Lack of competion makes most of our players so lazy except Theo.

Bennacer is the same player since Empoli or worse it is absolutely insane.

We need a fucking terrorist to drill these fuckers like a high school football.

Honestly, I think this is why Conte is my pick for the replacement. We’ve had a player’s coach for too long and now it’s time for these pussies to chew glass and spit blood.

 

[La Chupacabra]

445 days since 2:5 with Sassuolo, the game that should have been Pioli's last

 

[Ash-ish]

Honestly, I think this is why Conte is my pick for the replacement. We’ve had a player’s coach for too long and now it’s time for these pussies to chew glass and spit blood.

I hate conte but if we sign him I will joing @SecondStar 's choir and call him coach Taylor.
vote conte to win cl or some shit which Wesley will pull out in 4 years.

 

[Curupira]

Salary or not, it is water under the bridge. He is not the alpha atleast in this set up with such a sparse midfield.

I dont understand why nobody saw it with so much footballing experience. We can always tuck somebody in to cover their weakness but every time he is send in the open field because somebody called him bennieniesta. Make a xmas tree or 4-3-3 and sandwich him in between Pulisic and Calabria.

Wasting an imperfect resource to make it and whole team worse is insanity. I really dont understand. Last time Pioli did some hands on coaching was when rebic was there to compete with Leao. Lack of competion makes most of our players so lazy except Theo.

Bennacer is the same player since Empoli or worse it is absolutely insane.

We need a fucking terrorist to drill these fuckers like a high school football.

What incentives do players have to get better when they know they can milk their current skill and seniority for better contracts though?

People don’t like hearing this but I think it’s pretty clear what players attitude about us as a club is. Little Algerian fucker can come from a relegated club and demand an exit clause and journeymen like Kjaer have no problems going public about his playing time.

It’s clear after scudetto some players think that they deserve to be paid after getting that on their resume. We need to be smarter about selling instead of holding on to false ambitions, that’s all I’m saying

And regarding Bennacer: he’s useless in all set ups now. With his knees gone he has no explosiveness which was what allowed him to get by players and make last ditch tackles. On top of that he’s never been the tidiest and offers very little further up the pitch. Sad to admit like you said earlier, we are losing money on him one way or another so just hoping for the best now.

 

[General]

europa league is like a tournament for the slow kids in class

only care about CL titles

please give me coach and players that will win the 8th title now

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

Bro we are in second place basically on our Scudetto point total pace with a drunk manager that admitted earlier in the season he isn’t even doing tactics anymore.

That speaks to the quality of the squad IMO. We have much needed gaps to fill (CF, CMx2, RB, CB), but there is a talented squad in place that has just been completely mismanaged this season.

That's the way you see it???? And if these same guy don't miss everyday "easy" tapins and passes and don't have mental lapes during games. That drunk coach may even have them still in the hunt for the scudetto.

Don't know how many times this season we've seen a player fuck things up. But like that guy said in response to my post. Pioli although he needs to move the fuck along is the scapegoat. It'll be some else till people realize that the players really aren't as good as we'd hope they would be...and that's on management. (its also on management that they haven't fired Pioli)