The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[Curupira]

Some of us have been saying this for years.

Under a different manager he’d have Messi’s technique with CR7s physical gifts and propel us to catch Real Madrid in CL count

 

[MilanFan89]

Pure comedy

 

[Deleted member 35916]

Under a different manager he’d have Messi’s technique with CR7s physical gifts and propel us to catch Real Madrid in CL count

He's Balotelli 2.0 for me. Very good on some days but not serious enough to be consistent.

 

[Super22]

The main issue is that our game plan is unbalanced.
It is like watching two half-teams, coached by two different coaches who never train together but still playing as one team on the pitch.

Our defenders are tasked with being our first, second and last line of defense.

Our midfield (mostly) gives zero fucks about defense.
Their only objective is to receive the ball from the defenders and pass it to the attackers.

Our attackers give even less fuck about the defense.
Their only objective is to score goals.

The defenders are put under extreme stress, ALL the time.
This results in constant errors from EVERYONE in defense, none spared.
Not even prime Nesta, Maldini, Baresi and Billy would fair any better than our defenders in these types of situations.

I agreed totally. The goal by Lazar Samardžić highlight your point. RLC not coming back to defend. Kjaer has to improvise to be a DM to stop Samardzić. Adil and Rejinders are out of position and they can't defend.
This goal sum up Milan season the best.

 

[Curupira]

He's Balotelli 2.0 for me. Very good on some days but not serious enough to be consistent.

Damn this type of slanders calls for claims of racism

 

[ACM14061988]

Abate starting? Stream?

Uefa official site broadcast the game

 

[La Chupacabra]

Uefa official site broadcast the game

+Milan App

 

[La Chupacabra]

Goalllllllllll
Pippo Scotti great goal!!!

 

[Stitches]

 

[La Chupacabra]

not bad start, we are the better team so far

 

[ForzaSandro]

Leao will do well in a team with other “stars”, like Psg, Chelsea and Man Utd.

The problem with him is, he thinks he is the best player here, and maybe he is kinda right. But you shouldnt think that way.
You need to play as a team

He thinks? I'm glad advanced humans like you can read the minds and thoughts of others. And even if he did, he'd be right. He's got an MVP from a few lessons ago to back it up. Next point of hate, please. We've exhausted ever other so far.

Our team is like a car salvaged from a flood and the coaching staff doesn't particularly help. One of the few players who has managed to take the team to a higher height gets hated upon. It's really strange to witness. Leao used to attempt to take on defenders and run into the box. This season, it's been artillery football - long crosses like drones into the box, and he sends many good ones. How many of those are squandered by Giroud?

It's okay to criticize any and every player. However, the line between criticism and hate is so fine, one ought to be careful. Leao is by far the best player we have had here in a long, long time. He has his limitations, like every player out there but a diva attitude has not been one of them. Leao and Adil are essential to this team, they do a lot to help this team look like a team. It was Leao babysitting CDK every match, to keep the team moral up. People who think too highly of themselves don't do such things.

There it is, my longest post. @Samaldinho, I'm sure you're proud

 

[Pingu]

We're going to win a European trophy this year

Go Abate and team!

 

[MilanFan89]

We might not have a great team.
But the best part of the team is Leao
I hate to even post this as he has been an absolute disappointment in the last game

But only a dumbass like you thinks the team will IMPROVE if he goes. That's try to put a fire by spraying gasoline on it.

What we need is a coach who can help the squad work on or hide their obvious flaws.

This is what SAF did with Beckham....who was both a 0 in defense and not fast or strong/tricky player.

With Pioli everyone's flaws are GLARING

We need to improve the squad a lot, and for that we need to sacrifice and sell players who are actually worth something. Leao is worth much and 90% of the time he is shit. So sell.
Same with Bennacer
I rather buy 3 good new players instead of keeping Leao who proved again he is way too inconsistent, and probably never will be on top level.

You dont need to be a dumbass for that to understand

 

[MilanFan89]

He thinks? I'm glad advanced humans like you can read the minds and thoughts of others. And even if he did, he'd be right. He's got an MVP from a few lessons ago to back it up. Next point of hate, please. We've exhausted ever other so far.

Our team is like a car salvaged from a flood and the coaching staff doesn't particularly help. One of the few players who has managed to take the team to a higher height gets hated upon. It's really strange to witness. Leao used to attempt to take on defenders and run into the box. This season, it's been artillery football - long crosses like drones into the box, and he sends many good ones. How many of those are squandered by Giroud?

It's okay to criticize any and every player. However, the line between criticism and hate is so fine, one ought to be careful. Leao is by far the best player we have had here in a long, long time. He has his limitations, like every player out there but a diva attitude has not been one of them. Leao and Adil are essential to this team, they do a lot to help this team look like a team. It was Leao babysitting CDK every match, to keep the team moral up. People who think too highly of themselves don't do such things.

There it is, my longest post. @Samaldinho, I'm sure you're proud

Again we need to make a new team with atleast 5 new good players, keeping leao as the only “good” player will be bad.
Management already spend quite some money on start of the season. You think they will be spending again next season without selling first ?

Leao is our most valuable player, rest of the team arent worth much. So why not sell leao, Bennacer and get 3-4 good players back ?
Okafor wont do much worse then Leao
If he started more games he probably had more goals then Leao atm

 

[La Chupacabra]

We're going to win a European trophy this year

Go Abate and team!

Dont jinx it please

 

[La Chupacabra]

Porto upped the game, calma calmaaa

 

[Cloren]

You look at this and you surely can’t blame Pioli for this kind of sequences lol.

All embarrassing and these 3 are our world class players lmao…

 

[Curupira]

You look at this and you surely can’t blame Pioli for this kind of sequences lol.

All embarrassing and these 3 are our world class players lmao…

You surely haven’t met the experts here

 

[La Chupacabra]

Fuck, penalty inexistent....... Fuck you Uefa!!!!

 

[Milan10]

You look at this and you surely can’t blame Pioli for this kind of sequences lol.

All embarrassing and these 3 are our world class players lmao…

Players aren’t perfect. Luka Modric hit a cross into the stadium lights in the Ethiad the other night.

Focusing on the poor performance of the players misses the forest for the trees.

 

[Cloren]

You surely haven’t met the experts here

For the home game I strongly blamed Pioli

Yesterday’s game both were at fault.

Players were not professional at all

Players aren’t perfect. Luka Modric hit a cross into the stadium lights in the Ethiad the other night.

Focusing on the poor performance of the players misses the forest for the trees.

It wasn’t just one moment bro.

The whole match they were like this, nonchalant and disinterested.

Everyone knows Pioli is finished at this club and he’s the main culprit. But our players ought to do better.

The home game I didn’t blame the players, maybe bar Giroud who had an open chance.

But this game, nah Curve Sud was right to call them out. They were not professional

 

[Curupira]

For the home game I strongly blamed Pioli

Yesterday’s game both were at fault.

Players were not professional at all

No, if you say the players did anything wrong it must mean that you think Pioli did nothing wrong and is still on course to be next Pep are milanator

 

[MilanFan89]

Players aren’t perfect. Luka Modric hit a cross into the stadium lights in the Ethiad the other night.

Focusing on the poor performance of the players misses the forest for the trees.

With Modric that happens maybe 1 time in 20 games. With leao in 50% of his games he just passes to nowhere. Thats the difference

 

[Ashish]

I’m not joking when I say I think Bennacer is now physically incapable of hitting a pass that far.

I think other than Adli and Tonali(sometimes) nobody in midfield should try it. I have seen Bennacer try that pass few times to Tomori, Theo and got intercepted for pick 6.

Krunic drove me crazy because he took the ball and went back instead of attacking. I think since kessie pioli’s brain has broken when he thinks about dm. Kessie used to get the ball shield it and caress it and give to Theo or Mike.

I think Bennacer did the right thing in that video.

 

[MilanFan89]

 

[CanUNoTouch]

You look at this and you surely can’t blame Pioli for this kind of sequences lol.

All embarrassing and these 3 are our world class players lmao…

You can definitely blame Pioli. Those are lackadaisical mistakes which means the players aren't fully switched on to compete which is down to Pioli's tactics and culture. More or less what happened to Roma in the last days of Mourinho just without the toxicity.

There is no accountability or jeopardy to the players whove been here long term. Pioli tries motivation tactics to get those players working when their form dips it works for a run of games then it goes back to inconsistency levels of performance. But if you're new or Pioli doesn't like you he holds those more accountable and sends them to the shadow realm.

Chaos football has a 2-3 year window then everyone figures it out.

 

[Kmoney]

Too tired to type shit. Fuck Pioli brain dead asshole. Hope we get the players and coach we need this offseason

 

[Ashish]

Too tired to type shit. Fuck Pioli brain dead asshole. Hope we get the players and coach we need this offseason

What happens if we don’t

Year Zero Baby

 

[ymsv]

Yea but the fact that Gabbia, who passed directly to Dybala under pressure, is actually one of our more consistent defenders this seasons just shows the quality of this squad

I think that actually he was expecting someone to be there , but do not know who should cover that area . Anyway this is not excusing him .

 

[La Chupacabra]

Good 1st half for the Primavera, we gave the initiative to Porto for 15 min, and they punished us with a scandalous penalty, but we were the better team overall
Good Zeroli, Simic and Nsiala, Scotti with a great goal.
Camarda missing in action