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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Pioli shouldn't be thanked and remembered for #19. Rafa won that title. Fuck him and his inter roots
 
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Dont celebrate, it can go easy from Pioli to Giampaolo again. Lets see who will replace him.
 
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Did Roma have 11 players on the pitch? No
Does Roma have better players than us? No
Did Roma have all their important players (Ndicka & Christante) available for this match? No
Did we? Yes
Did Roma have to sub out their most important player (donkey) after only 28 minutes? Yes
Does Roma's coach have ANY (real) experience as a coach? No
Did Roma adapt their game plan to us? Yes
Did bioli learn and adapt from the previous match against Roma? No
Did said noob coach read master bioli's super secret game plan like an open book? Yes
Did ANY of our players know what to do on the pitch? No
Did bioli try to fix any of our issues we've been facing for the last two years? No
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If all of our problem could be fixed with WC players at every position, including those on the bench, what would be the point of the coach?

With a self-playing piano, everyone can become Mozart.

At what point would you say "maybe the problem is the coach"?
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Gazzetta writes Lopetegui or Fonseca. Tutto Sport writes Van Bommel
 
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Last 10 matches of

Fonseca: 5W, 3D, 2L (18 points)
Van Bommel: 4W, 2D, 4L (14 points)
Galtier: 3W, 2D, 5L (11 points)
Lopetegui: 4W, 2D, 4L (14 points)
Pioli: 7W, 1D, 2L (22 points)

Fantastic upgrade!!! Grazie Curva
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Loooool is this ashish??
Found it on my Chelsea buddy' feed lol.

Play this except make it a bbbbeelan version. Exactly how we all feel. We'll true fans anyway.

This shit is hilarious. Lmao.
 
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Cocaine party curva sud + curva nord after the scudetto derby will be crazy
 

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This is so healthy for the fanbase.

I hope the new coach excites and galvanizes the forum.
 
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I'm pretty sure media knows fuckall about our manager. If there's anything we learned from Cardinale & co. it's that they work on profiles the journalists have no clue about.

I refuse to believe he'll risk going for a shit coach and hope it turns out well
 
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I'm pretty sure media knows fuckall about our manager. If there's anything we learned from Cardinale & co. it's that they work on profiles the journalists have no clue about.

I refuse to believe he'll risk going for a shit coach and hope it turns out well

Yes, that's true.

But don't forget, just because you think a coach is shit doesn't mean that Cardinale, Furlani and co. will come to the conclusion that he's shit.
 

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Loooool is this ashish??
Found it on my Chelsea buddy' feed lol.

Play this except make it a bbbbeelan version. Exactly how we all feel. We'll true fans anyway.

This shit is hilarious. Lmao.

Apparently this guy passed away a few days ago.
 
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Lol these potential replacements :lol:

Are they serious?
 

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How about Gasperini? He has clear effective tactical plan. He grooms young players and many gem came from his Atalanta side.

Unai Emery? This guy won 4 Europa League with Servile and Villarreal.

 
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I wouldn't be surprised if we promoted Abate. He has a good relationship with Ibra, he won't be U23 coach and he has continuously developed the team over two years; playfully, tactically and individually.

And that's despite the fact that he didn't have many players available or training most of the time. That's also the reason why the performances in the league shouldn't be overrated.

You can't compare that with Brocchi, Inzaghi or Gattuso either. Those were low-cost shots in the dark.
 
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According to what La Gazzetta dello Sport writes, Milan have decided: via Stefano Pioli at the end of the season. The club's disappointment at the defeat at the Olimpico in Rome led to an initial assessment: in mid-April Milan no longer had any ambitions. The study phase for the new coach has already started. There are two candidates in pole position: Julen Lopetegui and Paulo Fonseca. However, Christophe Galtier and Marcelo Gallardo should not be overlooked.

At the moment Antonio Conte is not a concrete option. One thing is certain: Ibrahimovic has Cardinale's total trust and the final decision on the Rossoneri bench will also pass through the Swede.
 

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Haven’t seen a collective ‘let’s throw shit on the wall and see what sticks’ by the media in quite a while.

Literally every manager that isn’t tied down to the floor will be linked with Milan.
 
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