The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[forward]

Can we sign an LB with a non-r3tard surname please.

No. We have to pick between Brown, Dodo, Bard and Udoggie

 

[Wild]

Why do you take so many posts of mine seriously, particularly ones without pages of fine print and legal disclaimers? Jeez.

It must hurt that no one take you inseriously.
I have the opposite, sometime am making solid points worthy of a standing ovation & those cunts @Curupira & @Master Smurf are laughing their ass off

 

[Curupira]

Can we sign an LB with a non-r3tard surname please.

79 rating in ea fc brown was only 70

 

[SuperPippo]

79 rating in espn fc brown was only 70

5 feet 6. No thanks. Having a midget in a back 4 is an awful idea.

 

[Dena]

 

[forward]

"Theo for 25M is a good deal".

 

[DonSilvio]

In search of a new left-back, #Milan is considering signing Melvin #Bard. The #Nice player is highly regarded by the new Rossoneri management, and discussions could intensify in the coming days.

via @footmercato

Yall ready for round 3?

 

[Milan10]

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Whoa a Hot Shots gif!

Great films

 

[ymsv]

Whoa a Hot Shots gif!

Great films

 

[ACMeloni]

First Charlie Brown and now Bard Simpson
Who the fuck are these

 

[The Cat]

We won't be able to afford Bard too.

 

[vB9]

 

[IL-Capitano]

We won't be able to afford Bard too.

Milan are sending a private jet

 

[ymsv]

Yall ready for round 3?

 

[nonsonoqui]

At least he's used to wearing the red and black.

Archie… Melvin

Vintage names

Jukebox
Sharing milkshakes
Asking girls to go steady with you

 

[Pingu]

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Players when Milan send an offer and a private jet.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Allegri could implement this in reverse

 

[tonyb]

How much would Palace demand for Munoz? One of the best defensive RBs. 29 yo. He's just said he wants to leave for a bigger club.

 

[ymsv]

How much would Palace demand for Munoz? One of the best defensive RBs. 29 yo. He's just said he wants to leave for a bigger club.

As much as they can since April he signed new contract . We would need bigger private jet .

 

[Australiano1980]

Apparently planes are a big deal now in the football world.

 

[Curupira]

Melvin... Bard? Didn't know we were interested in NERDS. Though perhaps having a support class that can cast enhance ability level 5 would be rather efficacious and help the team perform with optimal efficiency and equanimity.

Leao and Theo was duo AD bot lane

Unserious in higher elos

 

[Australiano1980]

Arabia is a good market to be looking at, coz theres no rejects there, only filth rich players wanting to get back to the game. Im waiting for Milinkovic-Savic, would fit like a glove in our midfield.

 

[Raz]

This Bard fella is only 1,73m tall
Ewwwwww

 

[theduck7]

And you re

And you really believed we sent a private jet?

Haha “big if”

 

[Australiano1980]

At least he's used to wearing the red and black.

OMG, we have no clue of what we want on the market.

 

[Curupira]

OMG, we have no clue of what we want on the market.

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Seems like midfield is the theme of this summer.

Rest of the positions are all whatever is the “best” possibility that presents itself rather than a set target

 

[Nevermore]

Sold Reijnders cheap to cover deficit. Want to buy more fodders because don't have enough money. Have shit season again.
Repeat

 

[Tantalis]

Leao and Theo was duo AD bot lane

Unserious in higher elos

im talking about dnd not lol nub.

 

[Curupira]

im talking about dnd not lol nub.

 

[Tantalis]

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wololo