Alexandre Pato Thread

[Dottore Joey]

Month out. Really?

 

[AC4eva]

The huge division on these forums over Pato's usefulness aside, this is a massive blow. We've got a very busy schedule coming up with lots of huge fixtures (including resuming the CL) and the lack of being able to rotate Pato/Binho/Ibra is really bad news

Can SES step up and deliver in the meantime I guess is the question? If he does, I'd like to think it could mean the end of Pato in the summer but it seems that is not a possibility anymore

 

[ladro]

i Miss this Pato!

Who doesnt?

Dont think the pitch has anything to do with it otherwise id guess these injuries would have started early on when he arrived here. My guess anyway. And yeah hope he aint a deisler case.

 

[Casualista]

nvm

 

[Armin__m]

His career is like a broken CD that's repeating over and over again. Like fredrik said, some are patiant enough and some is just realistic enough to say it's not worth the while. I doubt his value will increase with the age.

I`m not arguing that, just saying that Fredrik hates him obviously and wants him to fail hard. It`s been obvious ever since he joined the forum, so it`s kind of stupid to read him say he wants Pato to do well etc, so my point is he`s a hypocrite.

 

[fredrik9]

I`m not arguing that, just saying that Fredrik hates him obviously and wants him to fail hard. It`s been obvious ever since he joined the forum, so it`s kind of stupid to read him say he wants Pato to do well etc, so my point is he`s a hypocrite.

Yes, and I was the one injuring Pato. Ibra paid me to do it.

Damn, you're good.

 

[adriancg]

Maybe it's because of his diet?

 

[Godfather]

What the hell is wrong with Pato? I can't even recall all of the injuries he's had since he joined Milan.

It is a weird coincidence all his injuries have come from playing at home.

 

[BrasilianMilan]

Oh god....

Not again...

 

[ShevaDaniel]

he is made of glass....

 

[fredrik9]

The 30 million PSG offered are history. He's now on the Milan store.

How much is shipping?

 

[GtrFlo]

Lets hope other italian teams don't read the "SCUDETTO INCLUDED." part.

 

[Costanza]

He is ugly as fuck, why would Barbara want to date him?

 

[akewander]

and people want him to get better, pato wont move forward until his injuries are fixed for good, only then will he be able to mature and get better as a player.

i still have faith in him.

 

[Mr. Milanista]

He is ugly as fuck, why would Barbara want to date him?

Pato ugly? You serious?

 

[GAMilan]

LMAO. What a glassy douche. Should have sold him.

 

[Costanza]

I had his poster on my wall, and everyone complimented me on the funny poster. TBH it kinda scared off a couple of people.

He wasn't clean shaved in the pic, and was laughing.

 

[Fiero]

I`m not arguing that, just saying that Fredrik hates him obviously and wants him to fail hard. It`s been obvious ever since he joined the forum, so it`s kind of stupid to read him say he wants Pato to do well etc, so my point is he`s a hypocrite.

Spot on.

 

[Casualista]

Probably Ashish cheesed Fred off the wrong way with Ibra pato comparisons.

 

[yagami7gnr]

Talented player; however, will he ever reach it his potential? So far I do not hink so. The most notorious fault that he has is his attitude on the pitch; however, what bothers me the most of him is that he just wants to be a poacher.
At some point, he is going to be sold. Injuries are killing him not to say the system used right now it is too. I give him some slack because he must be the unluckiest player that I have ever seen on the pitch. Like last game against Udinese when he had 10 or 15 minutes to end the match, ha gets tackled and falls awkwardly. Reminds of the movie "Unbrakable"

 

[fredrik9]

From the Ibra thread.

Stats only gives you a small part of the picture, they should be interpreted looking at context.

Looking at the numbers adding a little context:

- In one and a half season Robinho has played almost half the matches Pato has played in four and a halv season.

- Pato and Pippo's stats are similar both in average goals scored per match and average matches played per season.

- Nocerino has a goals average just a little bit lower than Robinho, Cassano has the lowest of all the attackers. Looking at the stats independently however doesn't give a balanced picture:

Nocerino could more easily be compared to Pato than to Cassano as they are both dependent on other creating for them and they don't contribute much in assists or buildup. Cassano has more assists than goals and the way he and Zlatan plays is the reason that Nocerino scores so much in this team.

Robinho provides movement and linkup which help the team attack, but the stats don't show how many goals he could have scored, and even Nocerino has had a fair amount of epic misses during the season.
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- Gazzetta dello Sport had an article looking at what was the best partnership:

Zlatan - Robinho has played 33 matches together as striker partners, 1.915 minutes.
Average Gazzetta rating they received: Zlatan 6.62, Robinho 5.81
19 wins, 8 ties, 6 losses = 65 points total and 1.97 points per match
26 goals were scored in the matches
With Robinho at his side Zlatan scored 20 goals, five assisted by Robinho

Zlatan - Pato has 34 matches together, 1.874 minutes.
Average Gazzetta rating Zlatan 6.22, Pato 5.7
16 wins, 11 ties, 7 losses = 59 points total and 1.74 points per match
25 goals were scored in the matches
With Pato at his side Zlatan scored 14 goals, none assisted by Pato.​

 

[fredrik9]

Behind the scenes: Allegri is furious over Berlusconi forcing Milan to keep Pato.

http://blogg.aftonbladet.se/milanowegerup

 

[akewander]

http://alexandre-duck.tumblr.com/

 

[Fiero]

Behind the scenes: Allegri is furious over Berlusconi forcing Milan to keep Pato.

http://blogg.aftonbladet.se/milanowegerup

Surprise! It's from the Swedish Ibra-fetish journo.

 

[Ultra Swan]

Seems like Pato is the Anti-Christ of Ibra fans.

 

[Lucia]

Fredrik is a Robinho fan..

 

[Fiero]

Fredrik is a Robinho fan..

So are you?

 

[Lucia]

So are you?

Am I Galliani?

 

[Congo Powers]

Seems like Pato is the Anti-Christ of Ibra fans.

pato's hamstrings/asscheeck/tendons are the anti-christ of milan fans.

 

[fredrik9]

Ibra fan? Where did you get that idea?

I love Binho. And sunshine. And good food, music, sex, running, my work, my cars... many things.

But most of all I love trophies for my team.

AIK.