Alexandre Pato Thread

[Pedro]

What is this??

 

[Ibra]

What is this??

Looks like physical therapy

 

[Senatore_M84]

I don't know who to blame, but I think this relationship is really weird.

it's dumb of pato too. But she's in position of authority, she should know better...

 

[Ragazza]

Ever considered that the foot, especially the ankle is a complex part of the body where a lot of different things could get hurt when suffering a blow?
Why would you compare two completely different cases? To show what a sissy Pato is? Or to show us what a badass you yourself are? One way or the other, not very classy

i asked if he was able to play with the bruise, because i am unaware of what his current injury is

as for my bruise injury story...thinking about playing with a bruise reminded me of it. sorry, but i'm getting older and we "old people" tend to reminisce like that

my story didn't really have anything to do with whether or not pato is a sissy

speaking of being a bad@$$ though...i also played in a tournamment in holland one time when i had a concussion

 

[USC]

he can't play with a bruise? geez how bad is it?

one time i played with two bruised heel bones...didn't know it at the time but there was no way i wasn't playing that game because we were in a tournament. after the game my parents took me to the hospital because the pain was so bad i couldn't walk...i remember they had to wheel me into the hospital in a wheelchair

i started playing with special cushioned inserts in my cleats after that...which resolved the problem.

Are you a professional athlete? Do you make a living off of your body? Does you playing injured affect your future career and earnings potential? Do you actually know the extent of it? Did you consider that he is being cautious because he does not want to aggravate the muscle injuries?

 

[nuttela]

Are you a professional athlete? Do you make a living off of your body? Does you playing injured affect your future career and earnings potential? Do you actually know the extent of it? Did you consider that he is being cautious because he does not want to aggravate the muscle injuries?

No

She is ragazza - her daughter watches pocoyo

She is better than pato

 

[joyrider]

Ever considered that the foot, especially the ankle is a complex part of the body where a lot of different things could get hurt when suffering a blow?
Why would you compare two completely different cases? To show what a sissy Pato is? Or to show us what a badass you yourself are? One way or the other, not very classy

read from page 1 to 501 and you'll understand her reaction

 

[Ashish]

USC take it easy on her

 

[Ragazza]

Are you a professional athlete? Do you make a living off of your body? Does you playing injured affect your future career and earnings potential? Do you actually know the extent of it? Did you consider that he is being cautious because he does not want to aggravate the muscle injuries?

no, and i never claimed to be a professional athlete

just calm down a second USC...you hear all sorts of stories about michael jordan playing with the flu, kobe played with a broken finger, ibrahimovic said in his book he played with knee pain and back pain...heck, cassano actually played with a hole in his heart

a bruise is a pretty common injury and typically does not require rest/recovery time

==> given the little information i had regarding pato's bruise, i simply asked if he could play with the bruise <==

i will tell you one thing...i may be no professional athlete, but my body has done more amazing work than pato's ever could. i have grown another human inside me for 40 weeks...my body has responded to this person's every need, even for the sake of my own health at times. then i delivered this person into the world, and my body has slowly returned to normal.

with all of pato's physical brilliance and abilities as a professional athlete, he will never be able to do what my body can

and you get all uppity when i ask if he can play with a bruise

 

[Sage]

the guy got kicked in his ankle, how is that not supposed to hurt?


@ ragazza, does that mean that every woman who has given birth has a better body that pato?


and he obviously can't do what your body can, it's called being a male

 

[Ragazza]

No

She is ragazza - her daughter watches pocoyo

She is better than pato

thank you nuttela dear

read from page 1 to 501 and you'll understand her reaction

thank you joyrider, point well spoken!

USC take it easy on her

thanks ashish...who knew a bruise was such serious business

 

[Ragazza]

the guy got kicked in his ankle, how is that not supposed to hurt?

i'm sure it hurt...i didn't realize he couldn't play on it however, which is why i asked

@ ragazza, does that mean that every woman who has given birth has a better body that pato?

i didn't claim my body (or every woman who has given birth) was "better" than pato's. i just said my body can do amazing things that his can't. so people shouldn't act like just because he is a professional athlete that his physical abilities should not be questioned. he's a human just like the rest of us...i've had bruises before, i know what they are like and they aren't that bad in comparison to other physical injuries ==> which is why i asked if he could still play

 

[Ultra Swan]

no, and i never claimed to be a professional athlete

just calm down a second USC...you hear all sorts of stories about michael jordan playing with the flu, kobe played with a broken finger, ibrahimovic said in his book he played with knee pain and back pain...heck, cassano actually played with a hole in his heart

a bruise is a pretty common injury and typically does not require rest/recovery time

==> given the little information i had regarding pato's bruise, i simply asked if he could play with the bruise <==

i will tell you one thing...i may be no professional athlete, but my body has done more amazing work than pato's ever could. i have grown another human inside me for 40 weeks...my body has responded to this person's every need, even for the sake of my own health at times. then i delivered this person into the world, and my body has slowly returned to normal.

with all of pato's physical brilliance and abilities as a professional athlete, he will never be able to do what my body can

and you get all uppity when i ask if he can play with a bruise

You forget that Pato's career has been plagued with injury's and his problem isn't simply physical but also mental...

... And you pregnancy rant, was just so unnecessary...

 

[Ragazza]

You forget that Pato's career has been plagued with injury's and his problem isn't simply physical but also mental...

i'm sure a lot of fans would disagree with that (the mental part)

... And you pregnancy rant, was just so unnecessary...

your opinion...no problem

i'd say it's unnecessary to get all uppity when i asked if a player was able to play with a bruise

 

[Wild]

i will tell you one thing...i may be no professional athlete, but my body has done more amazing work than pato's ever could. i have grown another human inside me for 40 weeks...my body has responded to this person's every need, even for the sake of my own health at times. then i delivered this person into the world, and my body has slowly returned to normal.

with all of pato's physical brilliance and abilities as a professional athlete, he will never be able to do what my body can

I just cant relate you giving birth with Pato's injury.
But since you post the above then hurray for you.

 

[Ultra Swan]

i'm sure a lot of fans would disagree with that (the mental part)

That doesn't exactly mean anything...

your opinion...no problem

i'd say it's unnecessary to get all uppity when i asked if a player was able to play with a bruise

Yes but it did come off as condescending..

 

[Ashish]

bottom line is pato needs to punched in the face, fucker score on the field I dont give a fuck you were next ronado or rivaldo or just gilardino.

 

[Ragazza]

I just cant relate you giving birth with Pato's injury.
But since you post the above then hurray for you.

i guess once you go through something like that...your perspective on the human body and its physical capabilities changes

a bruise doesn't immediately seem like an onerous injury, and that a professional athlete may be able to continue playing despite it

sans the sarcasm i would say thanks

 

[olEe]

When a powerful player like Juan comes in with metal blades and smashes into your unprotected ankle, that will hurt and put you out of play for at least a few days.

 

[Sage]

bottom line is pato needs to punched in the face,

so he can be out for the next year? smart move.

 

[MilanMB]

what's this fuss all about anyway? we all know that he'll get injured 5 games into the season anyways.

or, are u guys expecting 50-55 games from Pato this year?

 

[Sage]

what's this fuss all about anyway? we all know that he'll get injured 5 games into the season anyways.

or, are u guys expecting 50-55 games from Pato this year?

why so negative?

I'm optimistic as long as he stays away from Milan lab just like ibra did

 

[olEe]

why so negative?

I'm optimistic as long as he stays away from Milan lab just like ibra did

Ibra stayed away from MilanLab?

 

[Ultra Swan]

what's this fuss all about anyway? we all know that he'll get injured 5 games into the season anyways.

or, are u guys expecting 50-55 games from Pato this year?

Because 5 times a charm... Keep up grandpa!

 

[Sage]

Ibra stayed away from MilanLab?

according to him.

 

[olEe]

according to him.

Hm, which medical team did he have then?

 

[MilanMB]

won't believe it until i see it.

but a pato firing on all cylinders next season would be MASSIVE for us.

 

[Sage]

Hm, which medical team did he have then?

he just said I like to stay away from there.


explains why he's fit 90% of the season.

 

[Nestafan]

i'm sure a lot of fans would disagree with that (the mental part)



your opinion...no problem

i'd say it's unnecessary to get all uppity when i asked if a player was able to play with a bruise

Impressed with your ability to keep your cool

 

[Ashish]

Ragazza is a champion