The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[General]

You saying he is related to Mr. Yungfreddy?

 

[Milan10]

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there is people here that dont want zaniolo in 2026.

Bro she ain’t it.

 

[Hitman]

dodo & tavares on opposite wings is very intriguing

do not approve of these rumors of forced clearance of some loyal servants with just 2 weeks left

do not like spineless two faced people either

there are 3 important dates ahead of us that will dictate our future:

lets see how we play in tomorrow's friendly, and then again in the first Serie A game, and then the squad at window's close

it's hard to predict how this will go, and it's hard to be optimistic

 

[Ashish]

I learned from my hero, the best ever paolo maldini

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God he is so pretty will do him.

 

[Ashish]

trying to fit the superstar into the system

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he is getting fired by November. Another Portuguese coach

 

[Tantalis]

Bro she ain’t it.

Shes like 45 dude. What did your mom look like at 45

 

[Ashish]

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Peak commode without a signing.

Gerry sign somebody so that people can off themselves

 

[Milan10]

Shes like 45 dude. What did your mom look like at 45

Can I be honest with you, bro?

She looked a lot better than that

Zaniolo’s mom is anorexic with little baby legs and a BBL.

 

[Tantalis]

Can I be honest with you, bro?

She looked a lot better than that

Zaniolo’s mom is anorexic with little baby legs and a BBL.

Post a photo then pussy, mr. my mom is more of a milf than zaniolo's mom

 

[Milan10]

Post a photo then pussy, mr. my mom is more of a milf than zaionolo's mom

Listen if I haven’t earned your trust at this point, then I don’t know what the fuck we are doing here.

 

[Tantalis]

Listen if I haven’t earned your trust at this point, then I don’t know what the fuck we are doing here.

Why are you not as impulsive as yf or sheva?

 

[Alo88]

Apparently kush the YouTube guy almost got killed in Colombia. There was an earthquake that happened there.

He is back now.

Kush as in @Alo88 ’s favourite Milan podcast.

Anyway, Milan have made an offer for nwaneri. He is high on milan’s list.

This is easily the most important bit of this post.

 

[Ashish]

Pigeon has reached baloon d'or sarcasm level that every post by him is just taken at face value, regardless of the context

He has achieved long time ago. His pioli bin Laden avatar was tora bora

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Will we do a man utd??

Amorim did well to build a team. Results wise he was awful. Terrible Infact but he constructed a team and got rid of most fodders.

He will do the same in Milan. Will
Be fired by December. Then we get a new coach and go on a post Covid esque run to win the scudetto.

I envisage this.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Shes like 45 dude. What did your mom look like at 45

She got nothing on Satta but still bangable.

Doable considering the age.

 

[Tantalis]

Pigeon has reached baloon d'or sarcasm level that every post by him is just taken at face value, regardless of the context

 

[Tantalis]

She got nothing on Satta but still bangable.

Doable considering the age.

And this is why we need zaniolo

 

[Soldier_of_god]

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YF scouting. Bennacer fanboy. Moncada fan. Fofana lover.

He is cuckoo.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

And this is why we need zaniolo

 

[Tantalis]

YF scouting. Bennacer fanboy. Moncada fan. Fofana lover.

He is cuckoo.

Dont forget and the tiniest little petite feet north of the south pole.

Probably has dainty wrists too tbh

 

[Curupira]

When Tavern Furlani drops the facepalm, thou knowest the Lord hath blessed thy govoreet.

 

[Curupira]

i bless you for trying, but you simply cant keep up with the slang. but you trying does fill your humble narrarator with real radosty, a real feeling horrorshow.

Because I be no cultist, droog. To normal chellovecks, all thy fancy govoreet sounds the same anyway.

 

[leaf]

Half the forum is fighting the other half.
Yeah, @General is truly back.

Peace was never an option

 

[Tantalis]

When Tavern Furlani drops the facepalm, thou knowest the Lord hath blessed thy govoreet.

Viddy well brother dim

Big big money

 

[Alo88]

It's looking like this was a fireable offence in and of itself.

TBF, Tare also moved Thiaw for 35M when he'd barely played the entire season before. Same for Okafor who went for 20M. Or Emerson for 9M and Theo for 25M. All players out of favor and with shit performances but still moved for some decent money.

But yeah Nkunku was a really, really bad transfer, no other way to twist it.

 

[Curupira]

TBF, Tare also moved Thiaw for 35M when he'd barely played the entire season before. Same for Okafor who went for 20M. Or Emerson for 9M and Theo for 25M. All players out of favor and with shit performances but still moved for some decent money.

But yeah Nkunku was a really, really bad transfer, no other way to twist it.

And his Albanian homie Jashari

 

[Tantalis]

Because I be no cultist, droog. To normal chellovecks, all thy fancy govoreet sounds the same anyway.

Clowns that dont look in the mirror when they put on their makeup.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Bring back necro and tardej

 

[General]

Bro she ain’t it.

you’ve got to let the endorphines and pheromones flow

that’s another lever to drive forum quality

 

[papaberlu]

Nkunku has a pretty influential agent he’ll prob find a home

Feel like there’s a 10% chance he turns into another Origi though