The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[papaberlu]

Remember when Udinese qualified for the CL a few years in a row and got quickly eliminated in qualifying and ruined Italy's co-efficient?

That will be Lazio next season 100%

They didn't have the squad to compete in fucking Conference League and Serie A at the same time and flamed out

Gonna be an embarrassment in Europe

 

[bill0621]

Now let’s beat Juve and secure CL spot this weekend!

 

[AC Kid]

There is big possibility Juve will not appeal. They will sack Allegri and start a new cycle

Good… no appeals pls

 

[ChinaMilan]

I was hoping we can guarantee the CL qualification before Verona game, so that we let them win and fuck Spezia, but this aint happening since Juve might revoke the points at any case so we need each point we can get.

 

[Qaas]

we want a stronger serie a internationally, which also benefits milan and then teams like atalanta and lazio should go to the CL instead of inter? yeah don't be surprised when other fans consider it a farmers league

Rates pioli
Never slanders giroud
And now this pro inter post

Ladies and gentlemen may I present Leaf’s second account

 

[rossonero1]

That will be Lazio next season 100%

They didn't have the squad to compete in fucking Conference League and Serie A at the same time and flamed out

Gonna be an embarrassment in Europe

Most likely. If they sign some players they might have a shot at making it out of the group.

 

[Master Smurf]

Me and the entire Milan recruitment and analytics team.

But honestly I’ll be happy with anyone that can run, press and hit the ball in the general direction of the goal.

He isnt my guy but yes I think he is capable enough.

I know this was the coming summer you were advocating for purchase of a striker; prices look worse and seemingly even less options than last.

 

[Panache]

Wait, we actually do have the third best attack of the league!?

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Yup, with two games to go we’re currently only 9 goals behind last season’s goal total of 69.

But just look how many goals we conceded this season compared to last year’s 31 (with 2 games to go still).

This year we’re the 3rd best attack (just like last year) but we’re the 8th best defense (we were joint BEST defense along with Napoli last year).
Which tells me: WE NEED A KESSIE REPLACEMENT ASAP!

 

[sheva]

With this penalty, and the Empoli game, they are pretty much out of the CL race. We beat them in the weekend, and they won't even reach EL spot.
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They will loose 5 players for free this summer. After failing to qualify to CL, many of their stars are set to leave. the two biggest ones according to rumours are Vlahovic and Chiesa. They can't really replace them as Juve is in a horrible financial situation, bleeding money, lost like 500m euro in the last 2,5 years.

There are also rumours that next season they will have an even bigger point deduction, making that campaing for them to reach CLs even harder. It is enough of a catalyst to send them to a negative spiral, a banter era for them, which can last 3-5 years.

It is basicly as big of a punishment as excluding them from CL for 3-4 years, but it is not artificial, not a green table decision, as if they perform, they can still come out of this mess.

I am just sitting back in my chair comfortably, and watching the implosion of Juve, Napoli, and hopefully merda. We really are in the best position to be the most dominant side in Serie A for the next 5 years, but we will need a coach that is up to this task.

Everything was said verbatim last summer as well

 

[Hitchens]

According to cmdotcom we had a meeting with Feyenoord over Santiago Gimenez.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

With this penalty, and the Empoli game, they are pretty much out of the CL race. We beat them in the weekend, and they won't even reach EL spot.
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They will loose 5 players for free this summer. After failing to qualify to CL, many of their stars are set to leave. the two biggest ones according to rumours are Vlahovic and Chiesa. They can't really replace them as Juve is in a horrible financial situation, bleeding money, lost like 500m euro in the last 2,5 years.

There are also rumours that next season they will have an even bigger point deduction, making that campaing for them to reach CLs even harder. It is enough of a catalyst to send them to a negative spiral, a banter era for them, which can last 3-5 years.

It is basicly as big of a punishment as excluding them from CL for 3-4 years, but it is not artificial, not a green table decision, as if they perform, they can still come out of this mess.

I am just sitting back in my chair comfortably, and watching the implosion of Juve, Napoli, and hopefully merda. We really are in the best position to be the most dominant side in Serie A for the next 5 years, but we will need a coach that is up to this task.

They would have done this since 2012. I think their titles post then should be revoked. Should be investigated


We would have 2 or 3 more scudetti.
Inter 3.
Nappies 2 more
Roma maybe 1 or 2

 

[mrki]

Pioli fucked it up so badly it's incredibile! And here we are in the top 4 thanx to ladri being ladri.

 

[Qaas]

According to cmdotcom we had a meeting with Feyenoord over Santiago Gimenez.

Who?

 

[Alo88]

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Imagine you live in Asia, in a couple of hours you'll wake up to that while looking at the table where Juve all of a sudden sits at 59 points behind us:

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

we want a stronger serie a internationally, which also benefits milan and then teams like atalanta and lazio should go to the CL instead of inter? yeah don't be surprised when other fans consider it a farmers league

Aw come on man... Our two biggest rivals missing out on the CL and the money that that brings allows us, potentially, to position ourselves in a far stronger place than them next year.

Inter missing out puts them in an interesting position regarding the stadium situation.

Fuck them both, why should we think about anything other than ourselves???!!!

Maybe, just maybe nobody deserves a place in the CL, and if you want a place you build a better squad than your competition and don't cheat?

All teams to sort shit out to strengthen the league, but the other teams aren't my concern... A CL without Inter and Juve allows us to also potentially pick up some players ahead of them!!!

A couple of seasons with inter and Juve not making the CL really could play into OUR hands mwahahaha... But we need to actually take advantage!!!

Second star next season is a must!!!

 

[IL-Capitano]

Juve should be banned from European football in fact demotion to Serie B or C would be fitting.

And then watch the

Followed by

 

[Hitchens]

Who?

Santiago Gimenez - Player profile 25/26

Santiago Gimenez, 24, from Mexico ➤ AC Milan, since 2024 ➤ Centre-Forward ➤ Market value: €30.00m ➤ * 18.04.2001 in Buenos Aires, Argentina

www.transfermarkt.com

 

[Pigeon]

Rates pioli
Never slanders giroud
And now this pro inter post

Ladies and gentlemen may I present Leaf’s second account

you also can't slander giroud and at the same time deny pioli's qualities

he made it to the CL sf with a tree as CF

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Have we had any actual links with SES

Stephan el sharawwy. Are you serious?
Absolutely not.
As much as he looks like wild's son, he is a very mediocre player to be playing for milan who has ambitions to go for in ucl. Perfect for roma.

 

[Alo88]

we want a stronger serie a internationally, which also benefits milan and then teams like atalanta and lazio should go to the CL instead of inter? yeah don't be surprised when other fans consider it a farmers league

Farmers league with a team in each final of CL, EL and Conference League, monsieur.

 

[Qaas]

Santiago Gimenez - Player profile 25/26

Santiago Gimenez, 24, from Mexico ➤ AC Milan, since 2024 ➤ Centre-Forward ➤ Market value: €30.00m ➤ * 18.04.2001 in Buenos Aires, Argentina

www.transfermarkt.com

182cm striker

 

[Hitchens]

182cm striker

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Just saw a 4 minute comp of him now, looks pretty interesting IMO.

 

[papaberlu]

you also can't slander giroud and at the same time deny pioli's qualities

he made it to the CL sf with a tree as CF

Today is a good day

I will refrain from this bait

 

[AC_Wesley]

Brahim Diaz and De Bruyne leading the line with most assists in 2023

Brahim Diaz has been both praised and criticised this season, with many ups and downs, but 2023 has been a step forward for him. In fact, he's almost on par with Kevin De Bruyne in one respect.

sempremilan.com

As highlighted by the official website of Milan after the game, Kevin De Bruyne (7) is the only midfielder that has more assists than Brahim Diaz (6) in Europe’s top five leagues in 2023. This says a lot about the Spaniard, as most Rossoneri fans believe he can do even more.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Juve docked 10 points and getting pounded by lovely Empoli

Oh what have I done to deserve such wonderful news?

It's amazing what a little hope and belief can do lol

 

[Congo Powers]

@General @Deep Fried Pizza & Chips

was gifted a bottle of macallan 12...i am tempted to say it is the best non-smoky scotch ive tried so far

week 5 (in a row)
1-ailsa bay sweet smoke 1.2
2-ardbeg 10
3-macallan 12 / talisker 10
4-glendronach 12
5-balvenie 12
6-glenlivet 14

 

[Ryo]

 

[Pigeon]

Aw come on man... Our two biggest rivals missing out on the CL and the money that that brings allows us, potentially, to position ourselves in a far stronger place than them next year.

Inter missing out puts them in an interesting position regarding the stadium situation.

Fuck them both, why should we think about anything other than ourselves???!!!

Maybe, just maybe nobody deserves a place in the CL, and if you want a place you build a better squad than your competition and don't cheat?

All teams to sort shit out to strengthen the league, but the other teams aren't my concern... A CL without Inter and Juve allows us to also potentially pick up some players ahead of them!!!

A couple of seasons with inter and Juve not making the CL really could play into OUR hands mwahahaha... But we need to actually take advantage!!!

Second star next season is a must!!!

yeah this mindset is the reason why this league is a joke compared to england and spain.
hell even germany gets higher tv revenues than italy


do you think real madrid would like to have a weak barca in the league? or that they miss the CL?

 

[Qaas]

you also can't slander giroud and at the same time deny pioli's qualities

he made it to the CL sf with a tree as CF

Since when do we refer the FIGC as “He”
They are nonbinary ffs

 

[Alo88]

Today is a good day

I will refrain from this bait