The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[Curupira]

wild finishing what i started

41 Wild would be this Nuggets legend

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Simic played because there was no one left to put in.

At first I thought you were just playing along with Pigeon's troll but you seem serious.

Go get em bro

 

[Kmoney]

[Moretto] Manchester City swoops in on Matija Popović. Popović-Milan is NOT a 100% done deal because the 17-year-old's contract has not yet been deposited. The final, fundamental step is missing.

I don’t fucking need this in my life right now!!!!

 

[Curupira]

I don’t fucking need this in my life right now!!!!

At least it’s Citeh and not Inda

 

[Thenebra]

Ah i think this is really the last one now

Moncada said they have an algorithm for coaches too

Do they have any for scouts?

 

[Kmoney]

At least it’s Citeh and not Inda

That’s true but I’m getting Julian Alvarez/Enzo vibes

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

It’s insane to me that he hasn’t been fired already. I don’t care that we can’t hire an elite manager midseason, the damage Pioli is doing to our players is going to have long-term effects both in terms of their development and potentially physically as well.

Not only do we have the worst injury record in Italy by like 3x but we have already been knocked out of the CL and Scudetto race, why continue? What do we gain?

Pussies. There was reason in keeping Pioli, which looks obviously completely wrong in hindsight, but now that everything has failed Cardinale and Furlani look like pussies.

Milan, as a club look so weak just now it's sad... I don't say that lightly.

We look lost and we're showing out under belly way too often for my liking.

We were told Gerry is a man of action and a man that can make tough decisions look easy?

The club looks like Pioli's fucking bitch... Has he got some Epstein folders on folk or something???!!!

 

[Curupira]

That’s true but I’m getting Julian Alvarez/Enzo vibes

Maybe it's PTSD but his face reminds me a lot of our old-time friend Ezequiel Muñoz so I am having trouble feeling bad if this doesn't go through.

But if he explodes I will for sure join the picket line

 

[sheva]

Moncada said the algorithm is as if it were a program that for each championship updates a series of data live and creates a sort of ranking where it then offers you the lesser known ones, it's really our system.

He also said It is true the algorithm signaled Enzo Fernandez not when he was at River but even before that but Maldini did not liked him

Glorious scout Jeff, where are the enzo's of this mercato, sir?

 

[Swagotelli]

Jealousy laugh?

 

[Congo Powers]

Of course a women can **** a guy if she can drug him or has a threat against him.

That fat ugly woman….had sex with me??? Nope she raped me

 

[ACM14061988]

Popovic is ours but Moncada said they are really bothered by the fact that he does not have an EU passport

 

[Ash-ish]

Sand pirlo!

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

That fat ugly woman….had sex with me??? Nope she raped me

 

[Samaldinho]

I wonder if our players are on juice. Increased tendon injuries occur with steroids, and the muscular injuries could be a by-product of that as well.

 

[Ash-ish]

“Toxic Masculinity” built the fucking world we live in.

Feminism has men commenting about getting pegged by muscular women or arguing that Federer is better than Djokovic and Nadal.

And discussing women ****** men lol

Good work wild and co

Make commode great again

 

[Swagotelli]

He also said It is true the algorithm signaled Enzo Fernandez not when he was at River but even before that but Maldini did not liked him

Meanwhile, according to Wikipedia Enzo was at river since 2007 when he was 6 years old. I guess Moncada algorithm was working for us even before that

 

[Wild]

Simic played because there was no one left to put in.

At first I thought you were just playing along with Pigeon's troll but you seem serious.

 

[Wild]

Good work wild and co

Make commode great again

 

[La Chupacabra]

Meanwhile, according to Wikipedia Enzo was at river since 2007 when he was 6 years old. I guess Moncada algorithm was working for us even before that

Moncada full of shit: certified?

 

[ACM14061988]

Meanwhile, according to Wikipedia Enzo was at river since 2007 when he was 6 years old. I guess Moncada algorithm was working for us even before that

He said when he was playing for Defensa in 20 21

 

[Swagotelli]

Popovic is ours but Moncada said they are really bothered by the fact that he does not have an EU passport

They could loan him overseas or back to his club temporarily.

Or can ask Juve to get him Italian passport. They can do that easy.

 

[Wild]

“Toxic Masculinity” built the fucking world we live in.

Feminism has men commenting about getting pegged by muscular women or arguing that Federer is better than Djokovic and Nadal.

And discussing women ****** men lol

 

[Curupira]

Moncada full of shit: certified?

Was loaned out to Defensa y Justicia in 2020-2021.

Timeline lines up to when he has a good season in 21-22 with River Plate which got him on more people’s radar. You’d think someone who looked up Wikipedia would have saw this

But hey Maldini couldn’t have vetoed it or be perceived to lose face in general so let’s omit this and act like it’s all BS

 

[Wild]

Ah i think this is really the last one now

Moncada said they have an algorithm for coaches too

 

[Swagotelli]

Ah i think this is really the last one now

Moncada said they have an algorithm for coaches too

Now I’m interested

 

[Wild]

wild finishing what i started

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Meanwhile, according to Wikipedia Enzo was at river since 2007 when he was 6 years old. I guess Moncada algorithm was working for us even before that

Maldini bad, that's all you need to know...

 

[Curupira]

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This guy reminds me of RLC

 

[MilanMB]

Fuck moncada and his algorithms