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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Curupira

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Why we still looking for a CB?

I get it if "an opportunity shows up" but to spend 30-40M in a winter mercato for a position that we're now fully capable of solving internally?

CBs next season:
Tomori
Thiaw
Kalulu
Simic
Pellegrino
Kjaer
Theo

Do we really need to spend 30-40M on another CB?
Kjær is done, should only play situationally against battering ram type matchups. Simic and Pellegrino only as substitute or against lower table sides. That leaves just Theo and Gabbia.

We are never spending 30-40m, the offer is like 15m + Colombo and id guess offer for Brassier is around 10m and they probably want 15. If we do get BG, he would be a nice Italian asset who’s capable of being thrown in right away. And if you put Colombo on the market I doubt we’d get any offers for even 10m let alone 15.

So, we aren’t looking to spend, just trying to capitalize on market opportunities for a spot that we need help in. And it’s always more realistic to get a CB than a good CF in January. Doesn’t look like we are looking for a pure DM either
 
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Pioli said at a pre-match press conference on Friday that the Rossoneri are working on bringing more players to the Stadio Meazza in January, starting with a centre-back.

“Yes, our decisions don’t change and the club are working on it. There are two weeks remaining,” he said as quoted by Milannews.

The Parma-born coach added that Milan need a “complete” defender. “In order to play for Milan, you must be complete, be able to defend, build up from the back and be involved in the attacking play,” he said.


read: Fuck playing primavera kids. I need guarantees!

And RB thought that this idiot would develop youngsters. :fp:
 
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Pioli is a complicated man. He went from not playing Vranckx and Adli due to not being defensively tidy all the way to doing away with a real DM altogether
Truly worthy of the meme :lol::lol::lol:
 
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Why we still looking for a CB?

I get it if "an opportunity shows up" but to spend 30-40M in a winter mercato for a position that we're now fully capable of solving internally?

CBs next season:
Tomori
Thiaw
Kalulu
Simic
Pellegrino
Kjaer
Theo

Do we really need to spend 30-40M on another CB?
I would keep Tomori, Thiaw, Kalu and Simic only..Kjaer is finished unfortunately
 

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Pavia announced with great pleasure that they have permanently sold the 2007 born talent Anthony Pace to Milan. The midfielder is considered one of the strongest talents in Italy, for this reason the Rossoneri have decided to focus on the young man also from a future perspective.

U23 move
 
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As i said yesterday i believe it is going to happen, i think Cardinale will sell a % of Milan not 100% of the club for the moment at least
Red Bird will either sell the majority stake and stay with some minority shares to get some benefits from the new stadium or they'll slowly sell if off. New investors come in with minority then work their way to majority.
 

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There has been talk about hunter and hare, guards and thieves… what about your Milan?

“I really liked playing hide and seek and then making everyone free.”

Too bad he played by himself and couldn't find the Pioli of his first 3 seasons here.
 

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This is Mrki's guy

On PES even though he is a 4star he plays better than most of the higher rated players
- I dropped Darwin, Lewandowski and iconic Morientes for this kid
 
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They were also patient with him because i dont remember hitting the ground running.
If am not mistaken he wasnt a beast untill CR7 left.
At first he didnt blossom but then his game was forced to be the worker upfront for CR7
 
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At this point, bioli is really just a poor man's Conte.

He dictates the mercato.
Wants complete/ready-to-go players.
Talks shit about everyone and their mother in public.
Blames players for results.

All the cons of Conte, with none of the pros.
 
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Sheva was great. Only problem he did not last too long. After 2005/2006 he was pretty much over. (His first season at chelsea was not as bad as people say, he scored some great goals and won 2 trophies)
Nah it was bad - Golden Ball player failing nearly every match day to look like he was better than the trash competition and many times failing to take easy goals.
I think some nice goals came later but it was like he was a nobody.

It hurt my heart to see
 
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Pioli is a complicated man.

Probably likes to chat with them on the bench and get to know them first
Well if they cant listen for more than 5 minutes it takes a season for them to get the message :o
 
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Kjær is done, should only play situationally against battering ram type matchups. Simic and Pellegrino only as substitute or against lower table sides. That leaves just Theo and Gabbia.

We are never spending 30-40m, the offer is like 15m + Colombo and id guess offer for Brassier is around 10m and they probably want 15. If we do get BG, he would be a nice Italian asset who’s capable of being thrown in right away. And if you put Colombo on the market I doubt we’d get any offers for even 10m let alone 15.

So, we aren’t looking to spend, just trying to capitalize on market opportunities for a spot that we need help in. And it’s always more realistic to get a CB than a good CF in January. Doesn’t look like we are looking for a pure DM either

Tomori and Thiaw are our starter CBs. With a normal injury situation (bioli out) next season, Kalulu, Simic, Gabbia and Pellegrino should be fine. A great CB would have to accept fighting Tomori for XI. Would a 35M player do that?

If the offer of 15M + Colombo was what this was about, he would've already signed.
He is not coming for anything less than a total value of 35M. That is at least 25M + Colombo.

I'd love to see this next season as our CBs:
Tomori
Thiaw
GM
Simic
Pellegrino

Kjaer, Gabbia and Kalulu should be released/sold to fund GM.

Simic is miles ahead of Gabbia and is more ready than Pellegrino.

I wouldn't mind an old/experienced/cheap Kjaer alternative (willing to be 4th-5th choice) and loan Pellegrino to Monza.
 
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Fuck Gerry, Fuck RedTurd, Fuck Milan, Forza Maldini ❤️ 🖤 ❤️ 🖤
He also said that to win against Milan gave him more pleasure than to win against Frosinone
fucking superstar

i blame maldini and brk for gassing this bum
 
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Is the ML up for this version yet?
Nope - pure BS cup competition challenges you have to do weekly
I only play if the rewards are for a chance at a player I may want to get.

The game is definitely just geared for those chasing players (mostly legendary and iconic past players). If you must have a Kaka or Van Basten you can sink serious money into the game but if you like playing with current players you dont have to spend a dime. I think the only angle missing are dream up and coming players with great stats. They did a throwback Santos Neymar for free and I think if they do fantasy projected players like a Endrick or Sesko etc they could make even more.

But yes, without ML I dont play that much.
Which is a good thing because The Finals and Baldur's Gate 3 is where I'm spending far too much time :head:
 
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I don't understand the CDK hate.
You hate him because he made a joke that he is now performing in blue and black again, just like he did with Brugge?

You picked on him when he was at his weakest and called him a child for enjoying an ice cream and now you call him a cunt because he shows that he has regained his confidence?

You're the same people who still shit on Montolivo who never said a bad word about Milan even though everyone, from management to coach and fans shat on him daily.

Same people who still adore Ambrosini even when he gave a big FU to Milan and his fans by signing with a, back then, direct rival Viola and talked shit about Milan during every interview as a Viola player.

Forza Charles. Hope you come back next season with a proper coach and shut these fools up.
 
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I don't understand the CDK hate.
You hate him because he made a joke that he is now performing in blue and black again, just like he did with Brugge?

You picked on him when he was at his weakest and called him a child for enjoying an ice cream and now you call him a cunt because he shows that he has regained his confidence?

You're the same people who still shit on Montolivo who never said a bad word about Milan even though everyone, from management to coach and fans shat on him daily.

Same people who still adore Ambrosini even when he gave a big FU to Milan and his fans by signing with a, back then, direct rival Viola and talked shit about Milan during every interview as a Viola player.

Forza Charles. Hope you come back next season with a proper coach and shut these fools up.
He is still our player so he should watch his mouth, if we sold him outright it is whatever, but talking like that after playing a crap season is not ok. That public behavior towards the employer wouldn't be welcome in any job.

I also have to say I never had a problem with Monto and Ambro only talked after his contract.
 
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You're the same people who still shit on Montolivo who never said a bad word about Milan even though everyone, from management to coach and fans shat on him daily.
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Same people who still adore Ambrosini even when he gave a big FU to Milan and his fans by signing with a, back then, direct rival Viola and talked shit about Milan during every interview as a Viola player.
:proud: I can only say I hope Pobega doesn’t follow this path of treachery
 
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Kjær is done, should only play situationally against battering ram type matchups. Simic and Pellegrino only as substitute or against lower table sides. That leaves just Theo and Gabbia.

We are never spending 30-40m, the offer is like 15m + Colombo and id guess offer for Brassier is around 10m and they probably want 15. If we do get BG, he would be a nice Italian asset who’s capable of being thrown in right away. And if you put Colombo on the market I doubt we’d get any offers for even 10m let alone 15.

So, we aren’t looking to spend, just trying to capitalize on market opportunities for a spot that we need help in. And it’s always more realistic to get a CB than a good CF in January. Doesn’t look like we are looking for a pure DM either
Won't go for a dm - check
Won't go for a proper striker - check
will buy players that aren't needed - check

Most mismanaged club in history. I mean we were top 5 revenue generators back in 2005. Lel. What a travesty thanks to b and g. What are we now 18 th richest club ? Lol
 
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Montolivo was a bum - living on the promise of future NT stardom that never arose.
Got what he deserved and revealed himself afterwards
 
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Pioli is a complicated man. He went from not playing Vranckx and Adli due to not being defensively tidy all the way to doing away with a real DM altogether
I am worried if there are too many selections, he would confuse himself even more. So for example, just say we get someone like sesko. We won't get sesko but say guirresey. Then he will ha e giroud jovic and guirresey and okafor to choose from. He will get scared and pick his famous tried and tested template. Rigid bald fuck will pick cloren tree to start up top every game till he is finally crippled.
 

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I don't understand the CDK hate.
You hate him because he made a joke that he is now performing in blue and black again, just like he did with Brugge?

You picked on him when he was at his weakest and called him a child for enjoying an ice cream and now you call him a cunt because he shows that he has regained his confidence?

You're the same people who still shit on Montolivo who never said a bad word about Milan even though everyone, from management to coach and fans shat on him daily.

Same people who still adore Ambrosini even when he gave a big FU to Milan and his fans by signing with a, back then, direct rival Viola and talked shit about Milan during every interview as a Viola player.

Forza Charles. Hope you come back next season with a proper coach and shut these fools up.
Milan fans have always been pretentious cunts.

As long as he pisses off Samaldingo, CDK is my favorite player in the league.
 
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