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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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@leaf you cunnnnnttttttt :lol:
 
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Am using my kid school laptop & fuck it if am gonna use that nick on it.
@leaf you cunnnnnttttttt :lol:
Don’t do it asshole he will do a paternity test

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This asshole survived a generational civil war :lol: and going to get bombed tomorrow but biggest obstacle he ever faced is a sig change.

@drucurl still got it


 
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Abate probably gonna get promoted to first team coach. This also happened with Brocchi and Gattuso
And if he fails in a few months, we probably end up with Fonseca or Lopetegui
 
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Hi @Curupira when I rope a doped you to commit sepukku last summer everybody here were crying and blaming me that I took their favorite son away.

I don’t think they will be crying this year :lol:

Congrats on personal development my friend.



Been following Padre’s footsteps in terms of dishing out reality :lol:
 
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We cant have fonsecas or loputeques
We need to find coach who plays 4 3 3 and get him cb dm and cf
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Kalulu....Tomori...Boungirno....Theo
..Rejinders.......Fofana.......Rlc
Pulisic...........Zirkzee.........Leao
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Fonseca's Lille are 4 points behind Brest in Ligue 1

and Brest spent 3,5M this summer :proud:

Lopetegui lost 6-0 to De Zerbi's Brighton

Perfect coaches for a new banter era
 
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Moretto also confirming Pioli is out at the end of the season.

 
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I’m guessing ADL hires Pioli then sacks him halfway through next season :lol:
 
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Can’t believe he lasted 4 years :lol:

Ralf Ragnick boys assemble.
 
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There are a lot good wingers in europe who doesnt have too cost that much.
We shouldnt rely on Leao so much. Thats the mistake everyone make. Yea just give leao the ball and hope something nice happens..
Thats wrong. You need a complete team, players who wanna fight for each other.
El shaarawy isnt as good as leao, but he played really good for the team.
You dont need a leao or 1 “star” player to win games.
You need heart and a well organized team.
Girona have trash players, but they are 3rd in la liga. Leicester had kinda bad players back in the day, but they won the league.

And you need a coach with an actual vision and plan.

Thats all what we lack.. too many individuals, no game plan, just relying on leao too much.

Id give leao another chance in the pre season with another coach. If he fails, he needs to be sold.
Bro …. You wanted to replace Leao with Okafor 🤦🏽
 
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I reckon if celik dint get red card 5 0 was on the cards. Disgraceful club


Disgraceful performance
Despicable players all of them.
Poor coaching by pioli too.

All round disaster.

We just can't juggle multiple games in a week.

We need a complete overhaul. Team isn't as good as you think
Same glaring holes. Has potential for sure not good enough yet. Pioli is to blame too but he gas a geriatric washed up has been forward, jovic who is basically only good as a sub, calabtrash, Ben fodder, no pure dm and even this overrated pulishit does fuck all if he isn't scoring.

You csnt wint shit with such an imbalanced team.
 
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Eyyy it's a disgrace man fuck you. Disgraceful gurlani cocksucker. Disgraceful management. Loser mentality stems from the top. Timid weak insipid useless trash.

Just a bunch of individuals. No team work at all. No chemistry.

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I don’t think Klopp underachieved mind you but considering how people argue here, maybe they think he did, even if he won another EPL title cause he ‘only’ won one CL
 
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Bro …. You wanted to replace Leao with Okafor 🤦🏽
I did not. I said he wont do worse then Leao
6 goals in 710min
Leao 7 goals in 2142 minutes. Star player.
Okafor would have score way more goals if he got more chances.

Put your leao glasses off, and face the facts
 
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It’s finally over I can’t believe it

He’s finally gone…

Yesss
 
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Roma have De Rossi, a coach we could never afford, with a squad who is so much better than ours.

How dare you question why Pioli protested against the terrible tools at his disposal by playing Leao.

Imagine Pioli with El Shaarawy and Bove, what he could do. Imagine.


Lol.

Bove and El Shaarawy, Mancini and Celik, Paredes, and De Rossi as the manager.

We played this same team, under a different manager, just a little while ago. We smashed them. Now we have been made to look silly.

Pioli just played Calabria as our CM, Musah as our RWB, and held Theo back, while letting Gabbia roam forward like Bastoni.

Pioli benched Reijnders for Bennacer and Musah, and played against Roma with 10 men for an hour and did fucking nothing but tell his players to aimlessly cross.

This is the most prime example of a manager fucking up, and our games against Inter, and countless others. But this is Pioli’s masterpiece.

I wasn’t even referencing the Roma game in particular. That one is all Pioli.

I was making a more general comment. If we want to be a dominant force in Europe again we need much better players than we have. We have a lot of mid players that are vastly overrated by our fans here and maybe after Pioli who is mediocre as fuck is gone will some people finally accept this very simple reality
 
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If that's the mercato we wind up with, we'll be at best second again.

There's ways to make this team much better for even less money.
Need another midfielder for sure. No one except Reijnders is good enough to start for a team who wants to win Scudetto and CL QF+ run

Getting money for Bennacer will be the single most important thing we can do this mercato. absolute money sink.

Pioli, Bennacer, Origi… the legacy of the past management
 
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It’s finally over I can’t believe it

He’s finally gone…

Yesss

Sack him now. Let Bonera have a 6 game internship before he takes over the U23 team. Could have the De Rossi effect
 
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