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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Yeah, this is why I'm ok with Pioli leaving.
How can you watch the last 6 derbies and concludes that for the next game x Inter our midfield need to be even more frail defensively?

I know he's probably in kamikaze mode since he knows he won't stay but goddamnit
I think who ever you put in the middle, 2 registas or 2 DMs we still going to concede stupid goals. Our man to man marking is unwatchable. I loved in the past but because of him i dont like it anymore.


@BrianAC i dont know why i cant reply to your post. The defence will be the same as in Rome.

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Outside of Motta, RDZ and Conte, none of the names excite me. But they're not horrible either.

We must have a pretty awesome summer market to have any shot at a Scudetto next season.

I dread and fear fumbling and failure. More time wasted.
 
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I think who ever you put in the middle, 2 registas or 2 DMs we still going to concede stupid goals. Our man to man marking is unwatchable. I loved in the past but because of him i dont like it anymore.


@BrianAC i dont know why i cant reply to your post. The defence will be the same as in Rome.

Theo Tomori Gabbia Calabria
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To me tho, it appears that he's waiting for us. Not that he's my number one pick. But everyone, from Vitiello to Longo, reports that Conte would sign a contract with us tomorrow if we'd offer one.
And I’m patiently waiting for Brk to tell us more about Conte.
 
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If Como, Brescia and Cremonese were to be promoted from Serie B, next year Serie A should be called "Serie LombardiA", because also Milan, Inter, Atalanta and Monza are from that region

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Damn we should sign Daniele Baselli to commemorate this special moment
 
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Lopetegui? Fonseca? Wtf is this shit..? I would prefer keeping Stefano instead of 2 clowns
 
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And I’m patiently waiting for Brk to tell us more about Conte.

You're laughing now but he's gonna be the savior of my mental health once we sign Lopetegui and he constructs me whole line-ups and tactics and explains how Lopetegui will play with us and conclude that this could work out.

And I mean it @brk , don't you dare to let me down. I count on you.
 
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PEOPLE PLEASE STOP READING THOSE NAMESSS

JUST IN 1 FUCKING DAY WE WERE LINKED TO 9 NAMES
 
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Sky reports Jovic to start against merda, behind him will be Leao Pulisic Chuk, and the middle Adli-Reijnders.

If true, then we've lost the derbi. This adli fella struggled against the likes of Monza and sass where we conceded 7 goals in total.

Not looking good boys
 
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If true, then we've lost the derbi. This adli fella struggled against the likes of Monza and sass where we conceded 7 goals in total.

Not looking good boys
but sees passes that not everyone sees:o
 
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The owners of Como are filth rich. If they feel like really investing in the club it's going to be a force.
 
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Every rumor yet...



That list is terrible.

Anybody advocating for abate should be taken out the back and put down. Banter era is over.
 
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That list is terrible.

Anybody advocating for abate should be taken out the back and put down. Banter era is over.

Congratulations, your comment is even worse than the list.
 
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PEOPLE PLEASE STOP READING THOSE NAMESSS

JUST IN 1 FUCKING DAY WE WERE LINKED TO 9 NAMES
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the voice I hear when reading PS posts

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His shine has faded a bit, nobody really talking about him for the likes of Barca, Real or Man City anymore. If we get the growth decree renewal, and we’re ok paying his release clause, then we should not think twice about hiring him. Literally the perfect choice to build our long term future with.
 

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His shine has faded a bit, nobody really talking about him for the likes of Barca, Real or Man City anymore. If we get the growth decree renewal, and we’re ok paying his release clause, then we should not think twice about hiring him. Literally the perfect choice to build our long term future with.
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PEOPLE PLEASE STOP READING THOSE NAMESSS

JUST IN 1 FUCKING DAY WE WERE LINKED TO 9 NAMES
when patoshaver is the voice of reason, you know you need a break
 
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Yeah, this is why I'm ok with Pioli leaving.
How can you watch the last 6 derbies and concludes that for the next game x Inter our midfield need to be even more frail defensively?

I know he's probably in kamikaze mode since he knows he won't stay but goddamnit
If Milan were leading the table and inter chasing Pioli would still obstinately run with this tactical approach. This has been the infuriating aspect of his management particularly in the last two years.

He has never utilised any of his squads to full effect and seemed incapable of learning from errors tactically this and last season, I hope the players throw out Pioli’s tactical script and just play their instinctive games.
 
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