The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

[Cloren]

Shambolic stuff from the management if true

It’s like they want to get rid of Theo.

At least make an offer and sell if they don’t agree. But this is shameless

 

[Ryo]

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Morata’s one felt more intentional than Tomori I feel actually

Anyway I’m not a fan of giving the armband to someone who just signed, sends the wrong messages.

Mike is the best bet by far if you ask me.

Mike got snubbed for France Captaincy because Deschamps picked Tchouameni.

It's the same as I was saying. Tchouameni is in the middle of the pitch and can reach the referee to talk faster. That's the only reason why I don't see Mike being Captain for us either.

 

[Ryo]

Updated Schedule v4

August

• Matchday 1 (17 August 2024): AC Milan v Torino
• Matchday 2 (24 August 2024): Parma v AC Milan
• Matchday 3 (31 August 2024): Lazio v AC Milan

September

• Matchday 4 (14/15 September 2024): AC Milan v Venezia
• UCL Game 1 17 September 2024: AC Milan v Liverpool (Home)
• Matchday 5 (22 September 2024): Merda v AC Milan (1-2 Muthafuckas!)
• Matchday 6 (27 September 2024): AC Milan v Lecce

October

• UCL Game 2 1 October 2024: 04 Leverkusen v AC Milan (Away)
• Matchday 7 (6 October 2024): Fiorentina v AC Milan
• Matchday 8 (19 October 2024): AC Milan v Udinese
• UCL Game 3 22 October 2024: AC Milan v Club Brugge (Home)
• Matchday 9 (26 October 2024): Bologna v AC Milan (To be rescheduled - Fuck Matteo Lepore)
• Matchday 10 (29 October 2024): AC Milan v Napoli

November

• Matchday 11 (2 November 2024): Monza v AC Milan
• UCL Game 4 5 November 2024: Real Madrid v AC Milan (Away)
• Matchday 12 (9 November 2024): Cagliari v AC Milan
• Matchday 13 (23 November 2024): AC Milan v Ladri
• UCL Game 5 26 November 2024: Slovan Bratislava v AC Milan (Away)
• Matchday 14 (30 November 2024): AC Milan v Empoli

December

• Coppa Italia Round of 16 4 December 2024: AC Milan v Sassuolo
• Matchday 15 (6 December 2024): Atalanta v AC Milan (Friday)
• UCL Game 6 11 December 2024: AC Milan v Crvena Zvezda (Home)
• Matchday 16 (15 December 2024): AC Milan v Genoa
• Matchday 17 (20 December 2024): Hellas Verona v AC Milan (Friday)
• Matchday 18 (29 December 2024): AC Milan v Roma

January

• Stupid-Coppa (Jan 3rd 2025): AC Milan v Ladri
• Stupid-Coppa (Jan 6th 2025): AC Milan v Atalanta/Merda
• Matchday 20 (11 January 2025): AC Milan v Cagliari
• Matchday 19 (14 January 2025): Como v AC Milan (rescheduled game)
• Matchday 21 (18/19 January 2025): Ladri v AC Milan
• UCL Game 7 22 January 2024: AC Milan v Girona (Home)
• Matchday 22 (25/26 January 2025): AC Milan v Parma
• UCL Game 8 29 January 2024: GNK Dinamo v AC Milan (Away)

February

• Matchday 23 (1/2 February 2025): AC Milan v Merda
• Matchday 24 (8/9 February 2025): Empoli v AC Milan
• Matchday 25 (15/16 February 2025): AC Milan v Hellas Verona
• Matchday 26 (22/23 February 2025): Torino v AC Milan

March

• Matchday 27 (1/2 March 2025): AC Milan v Lazio
• Matchday 28 (8/9 March 2025): Lecce v AC Milan
• Matchday 29 (15/16 March 2025): AC Milan v Como
• Matchday 30 (29/30 March 2025): Napoli v AC Milan

April

• Matchday 31 (5/6 April 2025): AC Milan v Fiorentina
• Matchday 32 (12/13 April 2025): Udinese v AC Milan
• Matchday 33 (19 April 2025): AC Milan v Atalanta
• Matchday 34 (26/27 April 2025): Venezia v AC Milan

May

• Matchday 35 (3/4 May 2025): Genoa v AC Milan
• Matchday 36 (10/11 May 2025): AC Milan v Bologna
• Matchday 37 (17/18 May 2025): Roma v AC Milan
• Matchday 38 (24/25 May 2025): AC Milan v Monza

Nothing to add.
Fuck Matteo Lepore

 

[vB9]

UCL Game 3 22 October 2024: AC Milan v Club Brugge (Home)

is stefanie coming?

 

[Hitchens]

I'm starting to hate Ibra.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

If you can find out where Gerry is sitting that day and somehow manage to get the seat in the row in front of him so he gats the full game to appreciate the sentiment.

Id pay good money to see if he gets me ejected lol

 

[vB9]

 

[vB9]

Juventus: Kalulu's impact recalls Milan outcast's trajectory

Pierre Kalulu's excellent impact at Juventus recalls the trajectory of Edgar Davids, another Milan outcast who ended up making the Bianconeri's fortunes

football-italia.net

 

[vB9]

muttley!

 

[AC_Wesley]

Fantastic

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[Pippo]

Unfortunately we're heading for exactly the scenario mentioned before the inter game. A brief reprieve for fonseca after a great derby, followed by inconsistency and generally shitty performances. Fonesca will be gone in December/January. Hopefully we're still in cl spots at the time and hire a decent manager.

 

[Cloren]

I’ve never seen Theo get blasted by everyone the fans the media former players and coaches like this before lol

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Our players will die for their country but not play with full intensity for the club that pays them lol.

I do agree playing for the nation is special but you need to excel in both. Club football is what pays you lol.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I'm starting to hate Ibra.

Loved ibrs the player. Always will be special but in the management role he has been trash

 

[nonsonoqui]

Can those imbeciles in charge renew Theo please?

Heart says yes.

Head say they see Theo at 27 sellable for a decent amount of money. I think he’s gone next summer. I would have been incensed two years ago. 2019-25. Good run. I’m ok about it now. I expected him to leave this past summer actually.

 

[Ryo]

Heart says yes.

Head say they see Theo at 27 sellable for a decent amount of money. I think he’s gone next summer. I would have been incensed two years ago. 2019-25. Good run. I’m ok about it now. I expected him to leave this past summer actually.

Who do you replace him with ideally?
We don't even have a sub for him in the team, so we would need to bring in two players, if Jimenez isn't ready yet.

 

[Cloren]

Heart says yes.

Head say they see Theo at 27 sellable for a decent amount of money. I think he’s gone next summer. I would have been incensed two years ago. 2019-25. Good run. I’m ok about it now. I expected him to leave this past summer actually.

Head says try to renew him at a reasonable figure and sell if he doesn’t agree.

But definitely need to try

 

[Cloren]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ACMilan/s/nXkn7xZFn1

@Samaldinho do you still think Tomori didn’t play a part?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Heart says yes.

Head say they see Theo at 27 sellable for a decent amount of money. I think he’s gone next summer. I would have been incensed two years ago. 2019-25. Good run. I’m ok about it now. I expected him to leave this past summer actually.

I am done with Theo and leao. Thanks for scudetto.

Maybe they need a new challenge. However I don't trust our management to reinvest properly.

We need atleast a maasten level player along with say a barcola

Barcola actually tracks back

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Fonseca may a decent manager bur clearly he is not able to command respect. It shows in the intensity.

 

[Ryo]

Fonseca may a decent manager bur clearly he is not able to command respect. It shows in the intensity.

I don't know about that.
Sometimes it feels like our players are holding themselves back, especially right before an NT break, so that they don't get injured after getting called up to their National Teams.

After October, our next NT break is from 11–19 November 2024, after which the one after that will be in March 2025.

Given the string of 7 games between Oct 19th to Nov 11th, I wouldn't put it past these lazy asses to take it easy after the Real Madrid match (i.e. during the Cagliari match RIGHT before the next NT break).

Gonna be watching these fuckers like a hawk during that game.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I don't know about that.
Sometimes it feels like our players are holding themselves back, especially right before an NT break, so that they don't get injured after getting called up to their National Teams.

After October, our next NT break is from 11–19 November 2024, after which the one after that will be in March 2025.

Given the string of 7 games between Oct 19th to Nov 11th, I wouldn't put it past these lazy asses to take it easy after the Real Madrid match (i.e. during the Cagliari match RIGHT before the next NT break).

Gonna be watching these fuckers like a hawk during that game.

For country even bennacer will die for it. They will play will full intensity.

 

[Ryo]

All praise Lord Bacca, Lord Zapata and Lord Yepes.

 

[leaf]

In today's world racism works just one way. If it was as in your example the title would be: 'Two white supremacists crushed a humble black boy's dream by completely trampling the already established equality principles within the franchise'

Pretty accurate tbh

 

[assa.abloy]

Juventus: Kalulu's impact recalls Milan outcast's trajectory

Pierre Kalulu's excellent impact at Juventus recalls the trajectory of Edgar Davids, another Milan outcast who ended up making the Bianconeri's fortunes

football-italia.net

Kalulu transfer is criminal and Zlatan should be in jail

 

[brk]

These last couple of weeks have really broken my spirits and my patience. My bullshit tolerance is exhausted. I'm spending more money than ever before to legally stream all of Milan's matches. I'm still spending hundreds of francs on kits and merch every year. I watch at least 2–3 games per season at San Siro. Yes, I do feel that they owe me – all of them. I'm not afrait to say that. Of course, not to me personally, but to me as one of millions of Milan fans around the world.

I'm not demanding crazy transfers. I'm not demanding to win every game or to do so in the most convincing manner and I'm not demanding to celebrate CL trophies next week. I'm patient, not dumb. The only thing I'm asking for is respect towards the fans and an honoring of the kit we, as fans, deem sacred.

In terms of results, the banter era was worse – much worse. Heck, compared to now, it's almost ridiculous to be this angry all of a sudden. Almost. But seeing how almost everyone at this club, from top management to the players, is disrespecting the colors and behaving like spoiled children – living luxuriously because of millions of fans like me spending and paying for their fucking Porsches in their goddamn four garages – it drives me crazy.

I've decided to give them the respect they give to me as a fan. Right now, there's none. So I don't fucking care to give any to them as well.

 

[brk]

Tonali just bet on games, I believe he mostly bet on Milan to win.

Paqueta is being accused of getting a yellow card, on purpose, so that his friends and family could win money on a bet--he's manipulating the outcome of a game with that action, and there is a question over whether he did that in other situations.

Paqueta is in much deeper shit for good reason than Tonali or Toney.

 

[Ashish]

@Hitchens

Thanks for your service

 

[Berlusconi]

You don't know that.
Ibra was pretty bad under Pep at Barcelona.
Our players have only him to look up to.
Even a top tier coach can't be expected to keep all the egos in check.

Ibra was not bad under Pep. He was bad after he left Pep and then started talking shit on interviews, but he didn't have outbursts like that on the field etc.

 

[AndreiX]

All praise Lord Bacca, Lord Zapata and Lord Yepes.

zapata was a good servant to the club even if he never touched the potential he showed at udinese and yepes was the goat backup cb. didn't stay here long but he'll always be remembered