The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Do you want the clown reaction to stay?


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Master Smurf

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Even before that. It was still mediocre. Marcelo too was good attack wise but garbage in defense.
I always found Marcelo to be like Theo in that they pay little attention unless they are challenged to defend.
They both can but you see it sparingly.

But to your bigger point - does it matter how vaunted you think their defenders are if they keep winning titles?
There were obviously good enough to win the titles and then seeing you shit on Rudiger who just came off maybe a season and a half of exceptional play. Not sure what to make of that.
Which club has a group of defenders you would respect that have won multiple times in the last ten years?

Make a list of the attacking talent that Real has beaten to those titles - if you still think all are mediocre then so be it?
Also is every other club mediocre? How come nobody else is dominating?
 

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Yea, At the same time, that’s the point of a team. The role of a coach also. Fit the pieces together to make it functional.
With Fofana’s emergence our CBs are more protected, less turned inside out.
It’s true for any player, including the best.
Exactly the sum of the parts functioning collectively as a team is just as important as the star players performing the outstanding plays.

Both Fofana and Musah protected the defence superbly closing down the accessible areas Madrid could exploit.

Other defenders would have coped a lot better than Emerson if isolated though. Emerson has been passed by lesser players than Vini and it was easy for them.
 

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I always found Marcelo to be like Theo in that they pay little attention unless they are challenged to defend.
They both can but you see it sparingly.

But to your bigger point - does it matter how vaunted you think their defenders are if they keep winning titles?
There were obviously good enough to win the titles and then seeing you shit on Rudiger who just came off maybe a season and a half of exceptional play. Not sure what to make of that.
Which club has a group of defenders you would respect that have won multiple times in the last ten years?

Make a list of the attacking talent that Real has beaten to those titles - if you still think all are mediocre then so be it?
Also is every other club mediocre? How come nobody else is dominating?
Compared to teams of early 90s milan and post 2000 era, modern defenders based on their skillset are a joke in comparison.

Their attacking talents are made to look better than they are cause they face weaker defenses?

They deserve credit for winning so many titles but let's be honest, refs clearly favoured real in atleats 2 of their ucl wins.

So you believe rudiger is in the class of a Nesta, a Terry and a prime puyol etc
 

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Arsenal doing a repeat of this and this is a perfect week


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Selective memory, like many here.
Mind you only thing people doing is celebrating a big win…. and deservedly so for outplaying real at their home

What selective memory are you exactly speaking about?
 

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Arsenal doing a repeat of this and this is a perfect week


One shot one kill

Suck it arsenal. Don't like inter either but them over a gunner that never fires any day.
 

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Did he forget we get cooked by liverpool and one half against leverkusen?
And club brugge almost scored 3 goals in first half. If it wasn't a red card could have been a draw

And loss at home embarrassingly to napoli. A team bioli smashed so many teams.

Without fucking oshimen. Although milan killer lakaka was there.
 

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LMAO, Arsenal and Merda both have not conceded a single goal in their UCL campaigns this season... until now.
What a dumb pen to concede by Arsenal.
And Merda are resting their players too.
EPL in the mud.
Epl this epl that

Truth is that Serie A is the best. Give us half the money the PL gets and we would dominate
 

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Rudiger is a twat

Also I did not like Calabria taking the armband from Theo after coming on as a sub. Let the Spaniard keep the band during the famous upset victory in the capital of his home country
Is there a rule or something? That shit is gay. If he doesn't have to then wtf
 

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Is this the magical Saka that runs the mighty PL? What a bum. Can't get a single thing right. Completely shut down by Darmian :lol:
Lmao baka saka

On the other hand some of our milan products are severely underrated
 

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