This management has done amazing. All our players were only good for 4 days accidentally in the Scudetto season.
They sold Tonali, who gambled, whew, and now he's bad. Or seen as one of the best midfielders in the EPL.
Kalulu, lol, what a bum. The pressure is killing him. Good thing we got Pavlovic instead! And who can forget the monster Emerson! So good they are bringing in Walker. And Adli, lol, what can he do? I mean, remember Krunic? Yeah, I remember Krunic.
But stats don't matter, that's why Adli sucks. His stupid stats... we can't use stats... except when Mike is annoying us, now stats are important.
We sold CDK and then got Chuk. Who is amazing, Chuk and Okafor, who unlike Leao, is a professional. He's an elite athlete. So glad we got Okafor.
Why keep Saelemaekers when you can have a one footed Chuk who is worse than Messias?
I'm glad our liberated Moncada can now finally bring us underrated talents from South America. Like Pellegrino. Or Terracianno! Amazing talent. Amazing.
We needed a striker and while we used to have Ibra and Giroud, we made sure to pursue Zirkzee, a bum, before United saved us and we went and got Morata and Tammy. Brilliant transfer work. Brilliant.
But yeah, let's sell everyone. Everyone sucked except Krunic. Out of all the transfers made by this management, they've had 3 good ones: Reijnders, Fofana, and Pulisic. Great job.
They inspire so much confidence. So much ruthlessness.
That's why we are 7th. It is the players fault, it's true. Players like Emerson, Pavlovic, Terra, Chuk, Okafor, Morata, Tammy, RLC, all the amazing choices by a management whose entire raison d'etre is "CDK was a bad transfer" meanwhile the ice cream eating bean pole of a shit is scoring and assisting left and right.
Yeah, let's trust these guys.
