The Rumour Commode XLVII: Foamseca is out

[Fusiproe12]

Totti has much more time and a far bigger window to get his shot off

Lovely lob though

Totti's goal is pure class

Yamal's goal is a thing you can repeat a million times in training

 

[vB9]

next level trolling or delusion

most of us are deluded... he's outright fecking deranged

 

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And our best player has struggled for his entire career to get off shots cleanly with one or sometimes no defenders in front of him

You make me so mad
But you're right

 

[Fusiproe12]

The fact that people are amazed by goals like this one from Yamal, seen countless times, confirms that there are no geniuses in football anymore

just a bunch of well trained athletes

 

[nonsonoqui]

Boring

This is great for example

I still remember this one.

The commentator was like “the man who’s soon to be a father scores the mother of all goals”, which I thought was dogshit commentary.

I believe Ilary was expecting.

Great goal obviously.

Yamal’s was special too though. He was crowded out almost and the angle was pretty tough.

 

[Master Smurf]

You make me so mad
But you're right

If he could just improve that one aspect his numbers would jump immensely

 

[Master Smurf]

The fact that people are amazed by goals like this one from Yamal, seen countless times, confirms that there are no geniuses in football anymore

just a bunch of well trained athletes

But what did Totti do in that goal that was 'difficult' - he had 'countless seconds' to make every move and then place his shot.

Imho it is the best that execute in the shortest amount of time. Yes you also have had players like Zidane Modric and Riquelme that seemingly mould the pace of the game to their will but for this time its more an athletic game but you still need great technique to do what Yamal did. You cant just be fast or strong or have fast twitch muscle fibers.

 

[Samaldinho]

Bild is saying that Terzic was one of the candidates considered by Ibra before we appointed Fonseca.

If true, that's a wild group of managers to consider before going to Conte, Allegri, Sarri, De Zerbi, etc.

 

[Samaldinho]

Furlani will negotiate with Atalanta to try and free D'Amico. He is Furlani's chosen one for Milan's new sporting director, and in the next few days a concrete attempt will be made. [Vitiello]

 

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If he could just improve that one aspect his numbers would jump immensely

Sometimes I am watching him and I'm like "dayum he's GOTTA score that"
Then he misses
The next thought is immediately "I gotta come up with some bullshit excuse or else Smurf is going Mike Tyson on my ass "

 

[Mr. Tea]

Totti's goal is pure class

Yamal's goal is a thing you can repeat a million times in training

Agreed. Chipping the keep from outside the box is one of the classiest goals you can score.

Not knocking Yamal though. Just not a comparable goal.

 

[Massaro94]

Boring

This is great for example

Show me a more evil dribble than this

 

[Massaro94]

The fact that people are amazed by goals like this one from Yamal, seen countless times, confirms that there are no geniuses in football anymore

just a bunch of well trained athletes

The kids 17

DICIASETTE!!!

Doing that at the highest level of club football.

Not some dead league game

 

[Massaro94]

Now show me Totti.doing that in the ucl or for italy

 

[vB9]

Boring

This is great for example

 

[Correctamundo]

Sometimes I lay awake night and wonder whether Cardinale calls us “AC”.

Picture him and Furlani

 

[nonsonoqui]

Now show me Totti.doing that in the ucl or for italy

Since you place so much emphasis on a man having the stones to take a penalty, how’s this?

 

[Massaro94]

Since you place so much emphasis on a man having the stones to take a penalty, how’s this?

Meh

When the opps have already missed FOUR times

I mean it's the one time pablito felt brave enough to take one

That should tell you everything

 

[AndreiX]

Sometimes I am watching him and I'm like "dayum he's GOTTA score that"
Then he misses
The next thought is immediately "I gotta come up with some bullshit excuse or else Smurf is going Mike Tyson on my ass "

This reminded me of a thing I saw on twitter earlier today



idk if anybody posted this b4 but w/e

it's fking tragic to be as good as he is at creating space and doing this with it

sometimes he shoots with perfect technique but 80% of the time it feels like it's a after the whistle half-assed attempt it's infuriating. look at how many of these have no fkin purpose or venom behind them, or how many times he actually gets a defender to bite and then does fuckall w the space created, i've watched that vid like 3 times now and keep editing the comment to vent more there's so many attempts where there's legit no focus on like placing the shot he just throws his leg at the ball

it's annoying cause when he gets good contact on the ball it looks great, but the inconsistency is insane for a pro let lone a dude of his level.fella needs to get locked inside milanello and practice at match speed for 2h/day none of that jogging advert speed shooting he was posting last summer

 

[Graeco]

They have the backing of FIAT, the biggest corporation in Italy, that has an unlimited budget and political influence.
My little town in the South not far from Napoli has a huge majority Juve fans, including my best friend since infancy, Inter probably 2nd since the triplete, with Napoli third, and Milan 4th.

There are Napoli fans that call us traitors for rooting for the Northern clubs with a few that believe the North invaded the South that was better off under the Kingdom of Napoli and the two Sicilies run by the Bourbons of Spain. Claim that they , specifically the kingdom of Piedmont of King Victor Emanuel III robbed the south of all its treasuries, their arts, and industry. They see Garibaldi as the brutal dictator of Naples that ordered hundreds of executions.
These are extremists and don't know if it's true or not but there's a Netflix series that covers that era titled "Il Gattopardo" from a great film of the same title starring Burt Lancaster, the delicious Claudia Cardinale, and Alain Delon.
PS: I'm a big history buff so couldn't resist.

The Leopard novel > film. The main character is a truly remarkable guy in the book, and it makes you sad for the changes taking place in the country, without making villains of the redshirts. Of course, Fabrizio's love of mathematics, astronomy, and mistresses makes me perhaps too fond of him to see the events of the novel in any way contrary to his viewpoint.

 

[Graeco]

I never whacked off to Gerry but did often to Claudia.

I still do

 

[papaberlu]

Furlani will negotiate with Atalanta to try and free D'Amico. He is Furlani's chosen one for Milan's new sporting director, and in the next few days a concrete attempt will be made. [Vitiello]

I mean they'd have to finally pony up and pay a termination fee

Would be a first

 

[vB9]

i normally post these in the Eng thread... but they have Ruud on

 

[vB9]

cala is going to court... he didnt make a deal

 

[vB9]

best thing he's done/said since he arrived

 

[vB9]

lol!!!

this is a non-starter for Milan... River said they wont negotiate which means buyer must pay buyout+tax... then there is the small matter of agent fees & salary

 

[vB9]

CL dream still alive

 

[vB9]

sad abt the spurs scoreline

 

[Massaro94]

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best thing he's done/said since he arrived

Wait till he finds out about Bayern Munich

 

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I don't get why they are emphasizing Felix so much in our club comms.

He is on loan and we aren't paying his release price.

I'd actually love to see him play on the wings as a vice-Leao or Pulisic. But you wont see something like this from a stubborn man like Conceicao.