The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Ryo]

Gotta love how Gazzetta blatantly deflects from Merda's failures to report on something entirely non-related.

Their alternative solution:

 

[Soldier_of_god]

wait merdas are going for chivu?

Well we went for Fonseca so…….

 

[Cloren]

@Pigeon @Wild
@Massaro94

 

[Ryo]

@Samaldinho

 

[sheva]

Allegri would have absolutely spoken to Mike, or at worst his agent. He has active offers from abroad, so they HAVE to be talking.

Why wouldn't a new coach want clarity about his situation, nevermind our Sporting Director, who either has to move him out or get a contract done.

These guys are on int'l duty. They practice for like 2hrs/day... There's 24hrs in a day, and they are STILL OWNED by their clubs in the summer.

Not even that, thinking that a professional player is occupying himself with contract discussions and negotiations when in fact he has about 10 intermediaries to handle that for them, is quite unconnected with today's footballing worls

Raiola essentially molded Donna's career (with how RnB gloats about maldini calling him to notify that we got maignan, like it's some sort of a win) to great effect, and only notable player that comes to mind in actually 'handled his negotiations' is De bruyne at man city

The rest have business advisors, health advisors, sporting, financial, etc.

 

[inomilan]

How much are we paying Mike?
This guy wants Modric money.

get this guy

 

[BreadPitt]

RnB questioning modric's potential utility in the squad is a classic beggar choosing

Oh no, so musah can run faster by 15% and has greater stamina. Only problem is that he's a donkey in all other aspects.

Bar reindeer, a motivated Modric (which he seems to be, humble and dedicated in general) will take this midfield with one arm tied behind his back

Nobody rates Musah problem is so far it looks like we are replacing Reindeers with a 40 year old and Ricci. Or if not them, it will be more box to box merchants in Rabiot or Guendouzi

 

[WILL2K]

Svilar has great potential but I still want an Italian GK if that is possible. That way, there is almost a guarantee we have minimum 1 Italian starting for us.

 

[sheva]

Nobody rates Musah problem is so far it looks like we are replacing Reindeers with a 40 year old and Ricci. Or if not them, it will be more box to box merchants in Rabiot or Guendouzi

So far? We're in June 5th, reindeer hasn't officially left even

Calma on Mercato stress and let them cook, friend

This is Tare league now

 

[papaberlu]

Simone Inzaghi is a titan wow

and the way Como’s owner just shat on Marotta

what a week may they never recover

 

[leaf]

Good Morning Pep fans

https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/soccer-guardiola-dreams-world-cup-glory-has-no-plans-leave-city-anytime-soon-2025-06-05/

Mere mention of Ancelotti's departure was enough to put a smile on Guardiola's lips.
The pair faced each other five times in the knockout rounds of the Champions League, with the Italian coming out on top in all but one.
"I'm so happy for him,” Guardiola said. "But I'm so happy that he's not in Madrid anymore because all the time he beats me. That I don't have to handle it anymore."

 

[papaberlu]

Como will be scary in a few years

I never thought I’d see Marotta this finished

 

[CDarius]

Imagine this place if we were after an ex player as a coach...like Pirlo for example

 

[sheva]

If that is true and not taken out of context, it's quite hilarious and blatant how provincial this league and country operates

 

[Ryo]

A very polite form of

 

[Ashish]

Guy lowered his pants to almost cock and balls level just to flex his v-line to IG followers

Embarrassing

@Tantalis made him do it. What a man

 

[Ashish]

Baresi could contribute for once

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What a servant. He was adopted by the club and he will not leave no matter what.

Anyway didn’t gullit or rijkaard seduced his old lady or was it just a rumor?

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[mPanucci]

 

[P.Lorre]

On a scale of 1-10, how fucking fuming is Beppe right now?

Humilated in the CL, and then humilated publicly by some "random" manager from a "small club".

He must be planning something real nasty right now

 

[Pigeon]

the como president gives me slave owner vibes the way he prohibits cesc leaving

 

[Ryo]

This Barzaghi guy has been taking Ls left and right.

 

[Wild]

@Pigeon @Wild
@Massaro94

Pep not only the goat but honest, humble & funny.
Coaching Real is 90% chance to win the CL & Carlo has become a good coach after he underachieved with Milan.

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[SuperPippo]

This Barzaghi guy has been taking Ls left and right.

He's farming engagement. Why would he care if he's wrong?

 

[nefremo]

Have no clue why Cambiaso is talked about so much. He is as much average, as average gets. Sure, get him. But I fail to see how this guy is worth more than Kalulu for example....yet some of the figures mentioned for him are as much as 40m. How the fuk??? I'd argue Kalulu should he valued higher actually, and Juventus got him for 20 (at most)

 

[mPanucci]

So, again... You're completely missing the point of lowerring the base fee. It's allows us to pay LESS of the sell-on fee to AZ.
Which is why the vast majority of the bonuses in place are very easy to attain, to make sure we get them.

You don't pay sell-on fees on bonuses. It was a smart move, unless you think City is getting relegated next season

Base fee = € 57m € 5.7m to Alkmaar, € 51.3m to Milan plus € 15m bonuses = € 66.3m in total for Milan.

Base fee = € 70m € 7m to Alkmaar, € 63m to Milan plus € 15m bonuses = € 78m in total for Milan.

Honestly, I think u‘re missing the point. There’s nothing smart in having 51.3m now instead of having 63m right now.

Even if I want to build a scenario where I say we’ve a lower fixed amount n more bonuses, then I’ve to discount the future inflow of bonuses cause in a year's time it’ll be worth less than today. The financial-mathematical discounting completely cancels out the effect of us paying less to Alkmaar now.

It's a shitty deal for us, whichever way you look at it. No excuses.

 

[P.Lorre]

Base fee = € 57m € 5.7m to Alkmaar, € 51.3m to Milan plus € 15m bonuses = € 66.3m in total for Milan.

Base fee = € 70m € 7m to Alkmaar, € 63m to Milan plus € 15m bonuses = € 78m in total for Milan.

Honestly, I think u‘re missing the point. There’s nothing smart in having 51.3m now instead of having 63m right now.

Even if I want to build a scenario where I say we’ve a lower fixed amount n more bonuses, then I’ve to discount the future inflow of bonuses cause in a year's time it’ll be worth less than today. The financial-mathematical discounting completely cancels out the effect of us paying less to Alkmaar now.

It's a shitty deal for us, whichever way you look at it. No excuses.

We pay on the plusvalenza.... So it's 10% on top of what we purchased him for.

and also, of course 70M+15M bonuses is better, wat kind of argument is this? We settled on 70M total. not 85M

 

[mPanucci]

We pay on the plusvalenza.... So it's 10% on top of what we purchased him for.

To be precise, we don't know. There are both models.

We settled on 70M total. not 85M

Aha, you've just realized why it's a shitty deal.

 

[sheva]

@Tantalis made him do it. What a man

Guy could psychologically bully an Eskimo into buying ice

Good thing Noah hasn't uploaded any feet pics