The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[mPanucci]

Why anal? With all those facial expressions I would prefer oral...

 

[ymsv]

Yeah... We need new players, lots of them, better than what we had. And we need a new manager, a new approach. Fuck these pussies and their hands needing held bullshit. And we need more Ibra, MOAR IBRA!!! And we need to get our books on order, because that is like winning stuff. And we need to secure top 4 because that's what syers want to hear!!!

Wait... Top 4 was the aim???!!!

4+4 makes 8, we finished 8th... Hold on... Is 8th better than 4th??? Cos it's like 2 times as big???

And let's sell our best players, that while they scored 8th, most of them also secured 2nd, some even got #19... Oh it's so confusing.

No wonder so many folk are confused in their thinking. But Gerry good now, he's learnt from.his mistakes right?

And Inter are going bust at long last.

What a time to be alive!!!

We overachieved winning fourth place twice .

 

[papaberlu]

* Tudor Juve

We have totale advantage next season. It's just a matter of not fucking up.

man the quality of coaches representing Italy in the CL is grim

At least the Scudetto race will be wide open

There's a real chance Inter miss out on top 4 I can't wait

 

[Shiby]

I mean Inter situation isnt looking rosy but we also have (until proven against it) a dinosaur for a coach, a team that all of our best players gave up on, and our main signing is a 40 year old.

I wouldnt laugh at inter.

 

[Curupira]

Ok, why not?

No Koreans on AC Milan thank you very much.

 

[papaberlu]

"I can’t explain to you why we didn’t follow the game plan. We didn’t listen to the coach. We did our own thing.

And when you start doing your own thing, games like this happen.

What happened out there was a disastrous performance – and with a performance like that, you don’t deserve to play in the Champions League. You don’t even deserve to play in the Europa League.

If someone isn’t ready for this game, stay at home. It’s as simple as that.

It doesn’t matter how old you are. You can be 30, 35 or 18 – if you’re not ready, if you’re nervous, stay on the bench. Or stay at home. Don’t come here.

We need players who have the balls – sorry to say it like that – to come here and play. But a performance like that? It’s not acceptable.

And I feel truly sorry for the people who came all the way here to support us. I feel very, very sorry for the Arsenal supporters."

Imagine having a guy like him in the locker room when the ship starts sinking. Yeah, this comes after yet another poor Arsenal showing – and maybe even another rough game from Xhaka himself. Sure.

But I’m not posting this to pretend Xhaka is prime Pirlo. I’m posting it because this is what the man is made of.

Every damn word he says here hits bullseye. No sugarcoating. No corporate wishy washy PR-speak by Furlani or Moncada. No sulking because the coach benched you for the first time in your career. Just raw honesty and accountability. And God, how badly we lacked exactly that last season – instead we had players casually standing on the opposite side of the pitch during cooling breaks like they were tourists on a stadium tour.

You think Xhaka would’ve let that slide? Hell no. He would've torched them on the spot – and I’d be standing there clapping. We didn’t need more talent. We needed more spine. And he’s got plenty.

if you wanna do this whole reboot with young players/young Italians you need grown ups

yes to Modric and Xhaka

 

[grandeacm2]

"I can’t explain to you why we didn’t follow the game plan. We didn’t listen to the coach. We did our own thing.

And when you start doing your own thing, games like this happen.

What happened out there was a disastrous performance – and with a performance like that, you don’t deserve to play in the Champions League. You don’t even deserve to play in the Europa League.

If someone isn’t ready for this game, stay at home. It’s as simple as that.

It doesn’t matter how old you are. You can be 30, 35 or 18 – if you’re not ready, if you’re nervous, stay on the bench. Or stay at home. Don’t come here.

We need players who have the balls – sorry to say it like that – to come here and play. But a performance like that? It’s not acceptable.

And I feel truly sorry for the people who came all the way here to support us. I feel very, very sorry for the Arsenal supporters."

Imagine having a guy like him in the locker room when the ship starts sinking. Yeah, this comes after yet another poor Arsenal showing – and maybe even another rough game from Xhaka himself. Sure.

But I’m not posting this to pretend Xhaka is prime Pirlo. I’m posting it because this is what the man is made of.

Every damn word he says here hits bullseye. No sugarcoating. No corporate wishy washy PR-speak by Furlani or Moncada. No sulking because the coach benched you for the first time in your career. Just raw honesty and accountability. And God, how badly we lacked exactly that last season – instead we had players casually standing on the opposite side of the pitch during cooling breaks like they were tourists on a stadium tour.

You think Xhaka would’ve let that slide? Hell no. He would've torched them on the spot – and I’d be standing there clapping. We didn’t need more talent. We needed more spine. And he’s got plenty.

Yup another shit ’’leader’’ like Montolivo
I don’t know how you posted this and thought this would be a good argument for him

1. He fails to lead his own teammates because nobody respects this fool
2. He throws his teammates under the bus

Anybody can run his mouth like that even without getting paid millions.
As the captain he is the first one that should take responsibility for the loss.
What a joke dude.

 

[grandeacm2]

if you wanna do this whole reboot with young players/young Italians you need grown ups

yes to Modric and Xhaka

Yes to Modric
No to mediocre players like Xhaka

 

[grandeacm2]

The interview that won Arsenal fans over after booing and hating him, their own captain, for an entire year.

Xhaka a year later left on a high note and with the gratitude of Arsenal fans and played probably the best season of Leverkusens history.

Yeah, take notes Calabria

Calabria, Xhaka
Both shite players

They would not play for Milan or Arsenal or Leverkusen back in the 2000s let alone be captains

 

[CanUNoTouch]

Why anal? With all those facial expressions I would prefer oral...

You haven't seen her magic trick.

If her arms can do this? imagine what the rest of her body can do?

 

[leaf]

Alexa Bliss with anal = Allegri . Allegri without anal = Alexa Bliss .

I'm not sure I understand. If you mean football is like receiving anal (n/h)...yes I concur

 

[Curupira]

Yeah, take notes Calabria

Just realized he was technically on loan to Bologna with his contract ending.

I wonder if Bologna even wants him. at least he got that little jab in against Conceicao

 

[grandeacm2]

The problem with fans, including me, is that they fall in love with players that have had great starts at their clubs, and very positive couple of seasons. When they decline the hope is that it's temporary and they can return to their former selves, everyone has a poor season occasionally. The problem with these two is that they've been declining for years, subtly at first, but now the mistakes occur too often to ignore.

No no, Milan fans now even fall in love with mediocre players because banter era fried their brains
That’s why we have Calabria and Saelemaekers simps in this board

 

[papaberlu]

I mean Inter situation isnt looking rosy but we also have (until proven against it) a dinosaur for a coach, a team that all of our best players gave up on, and our main signing is a 40 year old.

I wouldnt laugh at inter.

lmao

I can't be bitter enough to laugh at Inter going from talking about a treble for months to one of the worst stretches in their history. Chivu is such a cherry on top

They were so overrated all season playing like absolute shit vs top sides I love it

 

[grandeacm2]

I mean Inter situation isnt looking rosy but we also have (until proven against it) a dinosaur for a coach, a team that all of our best players gave up on, and our main signing is a 40 year old.

I wouldnt laugh at inter.

And that 40 year old might be the only good signing we make, with all these rumours about Xhaka Mitrovic Vlahovic Cambiaso and all these other trash players
I feel sorry for Modric, he should have just elected to retire after CWC instead of coming to this dump

 

[grandeacm2]

No Koreans on AC Milan thank you very much.

Ji Sung Park nightmares of 2010

 

[P.Lorre]

our main signing is a 40 year old.

I wouldnt laugh at inter.

It's June 6th, man.

 

[LemonCookies]

And that 40 year old might be the only good signing we make, with all these rumours about Xhaka Mitrovic Vlahovic Cambiaso and all these other trash players
I feel sorry for Modric, he should have just elected to retire after CWC instead of coming to this dump

What are your non trash affordable leaders who fill all of our positions of need?

 

[P.Lorre]

xhaka, vlahovic and cambiaso are trash

any other Serie A club signs any of those 3, and the reaction here would be "WTF ARE WE DOING!?" 100%

 

[CDarius]

xhaka, vlahovic and cambiaso are trash

any other Serie A club signs any of those 3, and the reaction here would be "WTF ARE WE DOING!?" 100%

I think thats what everybody said with McTomminay aswell...
Some players will work out..some wont

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Emerson Royal is not believed to be part of AC Milan’s plans, and he has told his agent where he would like to move.

This makes me so fucking hard!!!

#NoHomo

 

[Pigeon]

this motta downfall losing the job to juric is rough

 

[grandeacm2]

Here’s the problem with modern Milan fans
They barely remember our glory era and some of them even became fans during banter era
They believe the myth of gradual improvement from underdogs to champions that is present in Hollywood movies
They think with persistence and hard work and low-risk investment we can go back to previous heights
This is why they get so invested on mediocre players who come here and think they will improve and in just a couple of years they will become world class and win CL and Scudetto every year

But here’s the reality:
If you go and look back while Milan had some great youth players they won mostly thanks to spending big money on signings
Van Basten, Gullit, Rijkaard = Bought from Dutch league
Ancelotti = Bought from Roma
Tassotti = Bought from Lazio before Silvio
Boban = Bought from Dinamo
Savicevic = Bought from Red Star
Lentini = Bought from Torino world record transfer back then
Donadoni = Bought from Atalanta
Desailly, Papin = Bought from Marseille
Weah = Bought from PSG
Baggio = Bought from Juventus
Bierhoff = Bought from Udinese
Leonardo = Bought from PSG
Serginho = Bought from Sao Paolo
Shevchenko = Bought from Ukraine
Inzaghi = Bought from Juventus
Rui Costa = Bought from Fiorentina this remained the transfer record for Milan for decades
Nesta = Bought from Lazio
Kaka = Bought from Sao Paolo
etc.

I couldn’t list all of them here but you get the point
And majority of these players we bought in their 20s

Milan won because it was a money club
Milan needs a rich owner who is willing to invest in a Galacticos-like project to bring back the club to relevancy
We cannot continue with this pathetic ownership

 

[Forza AC Milan]

If we getting a striker better to push for Osimhen

Oshimen is available and would be the much better choice. Actually we should push for him and have Gimenez as our other striker. Why is management not all over him?

People act like us improving is hard but it’s a question of willingness to fund the right mercato.

 

[papaberlu]

Here’s the problem with modern Milan fans
They barely remember our glory era and some of them even became fans during banter era
They believe the myth of gradual improvement from underdogs to champions that is present in Hollywood movies
They think with persistence and hard work and low-risk investment we can go back to previous heights
This is why they get so invested on mediocre players who come here and think they will improve and in just a couple of years they will become world class and win CL and Scudetto every year

But here’s the reality:
If you go and look back while Milan had some great youth players they won mostly thanks to spending big money on signings
Van Basten, Gullit, Rijkaard = Bought from Dutch league
Ancelotti = Bought from Roma
Tassotti = Bought from Roma before Silvio
Boban = Bought from Dinamo
Savicevic = Bought from Red Star
Lentini = Bought from Torino world record transfer back then
Donadoni = Bought from Atalanta
Desailly, Papin = Bought from Marseille
Weah = Bought from PSG
Baggio = Bought from Juventus
Bierhoff = Bought from Udinese
Leonardo = Bought from PSG
Serginho = Bought from Sao Paolo
Shevchenko = Bought from Ukraine
Inzaghi = Bought from Juventus
Rui Costa = Bought from Fiorentina this remained the transfer record for Milan for decades
Nesta = Bought from Lazio
Kaka = Bought from Sao Paolo
etc.

I couldn’t list all of them here but you get the point
And majority of these players we bought in their 20s

Milan won because it was a money club
Milan needs a rich owner who is willing to invest in a Galacticos-like project to bring back the club to relevancy
We cannot continue with this pathetic ownership

you didn't need to type all this to post the most unoriginal thought on this forum

 

[LemonCookies]

Wikipedia fans irritate me.

 

[P.Lorre]

Milan needs a rich owner who is willing to invest in a Galacticos-like project to bring back the club to relevancy
We cannot continue with this pathetic ownership

While I don't disagree that this is basically the only way to dominate in football nowadays, Inter has proven that a selling club can in fact be very competitive.
You just need intelligent managment, strong scouting and a very good coach.

 

[DonSilvio]

 

[Tantalis]

Y'all asking

 

[LemonCookies]

You just need intelligent management, strong scouting and a very good coach.

You make it sound so simple