The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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Blame that son of a bitch poop shitiola

He even almost ruined yaya and etoo

Lucky they both excelled after they left his team.

Poop is a great league coach thought. Overrated as shit in ucl. Nothing special.

Who even hates yaya lmao. Guy is like friendliest dude ever. He is hilarious.

How I wish we replaced bitch pirlo with that guy. In his prime he was a train. He just wrecked players in front of him. Like ran through them.
I've thought of various fantasy scenarios in my head for around that era of what I would do if I were in charge.
-Get Ronaldinho
-Get Pato keep him away from MilanLab
-Keep Kaka
-Sell Pirlo, buy Xabi Alonso before Real gets him
-If possible get Van Bommel from Bayern
-Get one of Eto'o or Henry
I don't know what I would do past there, haven't thought of how I would rejuvenate the defense and with who and haven't thought of who to buy from that era to replace Seedorf
But imagine an attack with Ronaldinho, Pato, Kaka, Eto'o/Henry... plus we had Ronaldo too(before he got the 3rd knee injury) :eek::eek::eek: not to mention Inzaghi as a cheeky alternative too

I often think about that post-2007 era and how much of a missed opportunity it was because the club was being cheap and ******ed
I remember one of the complaints being that Ancelotti wanted Eto'o and we got Dinho because of Berlusca
But my question was always... why the fuck not both?
I hate how Milan became a cheap club not willing to spend around this era
 
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Well another W for my source
suma during work hours:

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suma after work hours:

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Confronting him. Kinda obvious no. Thank him for his service, tell him his wage demands are too high and appeal to his honour by highlighting how his form has been lacking.
Does any of this result in us offering him the raise he wants?

If not it makes 0 difference
 

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tbh, the only working excuse #FurryForce have against paolo stans is the fact the maldini gave romagnoli, kessie, hakan, gigio for free and redbird still hadn't gave one of theirs

imagine the scenes when theo leaves milanello with his stupid pink hair on a bosman

Hurry Up GIF
 

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15m seems low but keep in mind that he's 30 when starting the season, expiring contract, injury prone, declining for years and gk's usually go for less

cillessen, vlachodimos, bono are the only +30yo gk's who went for more than 20m

if we can push it to 20m (with bonuses) it would be a good deal. we got him for 15m after all
 

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Theo was at fault. But equally so was magnian. You dont go away from home and the gk lets a goal like that in. Its hard to recover. Esp if your captain does something like that. Our collective confidence died
Theo could have scored and decided to dive for a pen and then got the 2nd yellow
Theo was by far more insulting
 

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Well another W for my source
He should be entitled to a percentage of RnB ad revenue at this point.
 

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I've thought of various fantasy scenarios in my head for around that era of what I would do if I were in charge.
-Get Ronaldinho
-Get Pato keep him away from MilanLab
-Keep Kaka
-Sell Pirlo, buy Xabi Alonso before Real gets him
-If possible get Van Bommel from Bayern
-Get one of Eto'o or Henry
I don't know what I would do past there, haven't thought of how I would rejuvenate the defense and with who and haven't thought of who to buy from that era to replace Seedorf
But imagine an attack with Ronaldinho, Pato, Kaka, Eto'o/Henry... plus we had Ronaldo too(before he got the 3rd knee injury) :eek::eek::eek: not to mention Inzaghi as a cheeky alternative too

I often think about that post-2007 era and how much of a missed opportunity it was because the club was being cheap and ******ed
I remember one of the complaints being that Ancelotti wanted Eto'o and we got Dinho because of Berlusca
But my question was always? Why the fuck not both?
I hate how Milan became a cheap club not willing to spend around this era
He’ll even after we could have turned everything around

Sell pato
Get tevez
Keep ibra
We win the league easy even with bs muntari goal being disallowed.

We get Vidal for cheap and buy nainngollan for cheap

Midfield solved

Win some more scudetti and then replace defense
Tevez will leave after winning 3 scudetti and maybe a ucl final. He will run like a bitch to China or whatever.

Then we will already have a great midfield plus defense fixed as well. We would just need a new great striker. I guess that man would have been dzeko for the next few years till about 2017. Banter era would never have happened.
 

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If my salary was doubled where I work now I’d be so fucking on top of things, lol. Footballers are such pieces of shit, stop making excuses for them.
A salary increase will keep you pumped up for a month or two. After that it just becomes a "new norm".

Money if the worst type of motivation, especially at top flight football where everyone earns more than enough to live a luxury life.
 

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I've thought of various fantasy scenarios in my head for around that era of what I would do if I were in charge.
-Get Ronaldinho
-Get Pato keep him away from MilanLab
-Keep Kaka
-Sell Pirlo, buy Xabi Alonso before Real gets him
-If possible get Van Bommel from Bayern
-Get one of Eto'o or Henry
I don't know what I would do past there, haven't thought of how I would rejuvenate the defense and with who and haven't thought of who to buy from that era to replace Seedorf
But imagine an attack with Ronaldinho, Pato, Kaka, Eto'o/Henry... plus we had Ronaldo too(before he got the 3rd knee injury) :eek::eek::eek: not to mention Inzaghi as a cheeky alternative too

I often think about that post-2007 era and how much of a missed opportunity it was because the club was being cheap and ******ed
I remember one of the complaints being that Ancelotti wanted Eto'o and we got Dinho because of Berlusca
But my question was always... why the fuck not both?
I hate how Milan became a cheap club not willing to spend around this era
We could make this dream true now .
 

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People don’t realise just how much of a liability he is when we don’t have ball.. he doesn’t press correctly almost ever and even a fucking Lecce can spot that and easily get through our press from Leao side .. then our many players are out of position while opponent advances.. it doesn’t feel directly like it’s leaos fault coz we can’t see super clearly on tv but ALOt of overloads opponents create is due to a half executed press which is in fact way way way worse than no press at all.
But you also called him a “piece of shit” and that hurts people’s feelings.

So we are going to have to disregard all of this valid criticism
 

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