The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Raz]

should not be difficult to replace the heroes of eighth place and the Coppa Italia final lost to Bologna

we will still be AC Milan New York Yankees

They're selling the players with most ability and keeping all the garbage players, when it should be the other way around. We ain't seeing CL anytime soon like this

 

[Curupira]

I wonder if there's a Chelsea Forum out there where fans write "just pay up man if you want him don't fuck it up because of a couple of millions!"

Ask and you shall receive, not a forum but next best thing

Chelsea’s commoder:

 

[Ashish]

Bayern if you provide us an assist with the rapper we could have only Gabbia from that scudetto squad. Amazing.

New SD needs to discard this Moncada french African scam to Balkan scam starting with Modric and SMS's brother.

 

[Ashish]

Ask and you shall receive, not a forum but next best thing

Chelsea’s commoder:

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[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[vB9]

River Plate president Jorge Brito insists Franco Mastantuono will only leave for his buyout clause.
Real Madrid are regarded as favourites to sign the young midfielder, whose clause is set at €45m.

sign him!

 

[Jivara]

 

[Curupira]

Take it and go pay VMS clause, Tare. It's really not that difficult.

Vanja is 28 (and has a very unserious tattoo on his neck very similar to Maignan’s)

Just because we are getting big sales doesn’t mean we should abandon our discipline and go paying clauses. God forbid he makes a mistake people will come out and demand to know why we didn’t even negotiate.

Get the players agreement, use Svilar and other names as alternatives to get better price. His contract is running out next season as well, so we can be the Chelsea in this situation

Unless there’s legit interest from Man U, then you are probably right and we should pay the clause if we want him

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

Serie A stats attached, has not been top 10 over the last 3 seasons on these metrics.

So then I ask why aren't we going after Ocha?

 

[Swagotelli]

So our new goalie will be Suuuuuuuuuu Zuuuuuuuuuuu Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Reminded me of this from years ago

 

[Neruda]

Explain “to this day”

The 11/12 is better

He means Puma shirts

 

[R.Akbar]

He explained why Maignan leaving is not a big issue in a statistical way. I’ve had the hypothesis since past seasons but dont have the evidence to support mine, so he helped us in a way.

 

[rossonero1]

Some nice money

 

[Fusiproe12]

They're selling the players with most ability and keeping all the garbage players, when it should be the other way around. We ain't seeing CL anytime soon like this

the real garbage players are those who always play and made us losing 6 derby in a row

 

[leaf]

Sure, sell everyone... And then spend a bunch of money on garbage replacements so that we can finally realize Galliani's dream of becoming AC Genoa

Maybe we should just pull a Brescia and call it a day

Honestly I would just be happy if we sold Emerson and Chuck. That's my dream mercato

 

[Ryo]

Some nice money

Milan have themselves to blame for not getting enough coefficient points last year to overtake Ladri.

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Explain “to this day”

The 11/12 is better

That 11/12 is my favorite jersey alongside the 03/04 kit.

But I meant to this day Puma kit wise. The Adidas ones were better.

 

[leaf]

the real garbage players are those who always play and made us losing 6 derby in a row

Words escape me of what a fuckin simpleton you are

Poorly driven Porsche Boxter car gets beaten by Ford Focus

Ford Focus obviously is faster?
Focus engine more powerful than Boxter?
Or maybe we need to be driven better

Fuck me

 

[Neruda]

Words escape me of what a fuckin simpleton you are

Poorly driven Porsche Boxter car gets beaten by Ford Focus

Ford Focus obviously is faster?
Focus engine more powerful than Boxter?
Or maybe we need to be driven better

Fuck me

Whoever's driving that boxter is restarded

Aka milan management

 

[R.Akbar]

Some nice money

The biggest lesson in football economy:

DONT MISS THE BIG STAGES

Those accountants or financier needs to understand the consequences of not performing on field.

 

[Tantalis]

The biggest lesson in football economy:

DONT MISS THE BIG STAGES

Those accountants or financier needs to understand the consequences of not performing on field.

Who cares about that when you can produce a 60 mil player every two years that covers the cost of keeping one Yankee for another year.

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Words escape me of what a fuckin simpleton you are

Poorly driven Porsche Boxter car gets beaten by Ford Focus

Ford Focus obviously is faster?
Focus engine more powerful than Boxter?
Or maybe we need to be driven better

Fuck me

Leaf you're gonna end up in my medical unit one day with all the high blood pressure we give you

 

[Soldier_of_god]

you also questioned R9

To be goat at club level you need more achievements

Injury or not.

I acknowledged that he might have been the best player ever in terms of ability at his peak. But his peak dint last long enough.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

you also questioned R9

Literally no one outside Pommy fans will put him in the greatest midfielder of all time category.

Except maybe rube fans who might love to suck his dick. Cause they lost to his side.

 

[Ludwig]

Sell Maignan, Theo, and Leao

 

[LemonCookies]

VMS could have Scaroni's face tattooed on his cock for all I care, I just need him to not **** people irl and to save balls shot at him on the regular.

 

[Master Smurf]

Words escape me of what a fuckin simpleton you are

Poorly driven Porsche Boxter car gets beaten by Ford Focus

Ford Focus obviously is faster?
Focus engine more powerful than Boxter?
Or maybe we need to be driven better

Fuck me

Maybe that Porsche tired and cost too much to rebuild.

Replace with a type R or cheap EV and achieve same or better lap times

 

[OVUNQUE CON TE]

We're in the @patosheva add cunt to peoples name zone and I'm here for it, it's beautiful.

 

[Kuroha]

Why the hate?

 

[Kmoney]

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