The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Pigeon]

serie a MVP 2025/26

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Wasted energy. More fool me. To say Roy Keane is talentless shouldn't have been dignified with a response.

He shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence as other true great mids

He is a good player. That’s it. Nothing special. I have seen him play plenty.

Great hack though. Did a great job of breaking Haaland seniors legs.

 

[SuperPippo]

I'm having a wank if this goes through. Not afraid to admit it.

 

[Ryo]

Gazzetta_it: At the moment, no club seems willing to pay that amount not even Bayern Munich. So, Leão is likely to stay in Milan and play a central role in Allegri’s new system

You must be crazy to pay over 80m for Leao anyway.
So hes likely to stay

Gazetta is Merda's mouthpiece for deflecting interest off of them when Merda fuck up (of which there are many this season) and praising them to the moon when things are good.
Their biggest form of deflection: Paint things to look worse for Milan.

I still haven't finished laughing at the cugini yet.



Gazetta can go kiss my ass.

 

[inomilan]

Musah leaving? Yes please.

 

[Ryo]

Even Ranieri knows that he cannot fix this shit show.
Bravo Claudio. Protect your legacy.

 

[Ryo]

Gazzetta - Fears are growing from Chelsea that Milan will not open to the sale of Maignan at the price they want.

Notice how in their writing Gazzetta "Fears for Chelsea", rather than celebrating Milan being able to keep hold of their starting GK?
Fucking Merda mouthpiece. I hope someone burns that fucking company to the ground.

Same to these fucking Merda fan journalists.

 

[grandeacm2]

Because even the best coaches take a look at the talent pool they have to work with and determine that Italy's is ass.
In order to succeed at any level, the quality of your players determines your success. As an NT coach, you have less time to develop those players and depend on the club team they are with to do that for it.
Carlo just needs to see how ass Serie A is at developing the talent needed, and went and picked a Brazil NT that is not great, but has a lot less problems developing their talents.
It's SIMPLE.

He tried it out at Napoli and ended up getting sacked in favor of Gattuso of all people

 

[milanator]

We should thank him if he is pushing to be sold now over walking for free next season.
We are not offering him an extention so the above are the only two option so him wanting one over the other is normal.
We can ask for more but we risk pushing away the buying team.

Pushing for a move weakens our position, there is a bit of a difference between being open to a move and pushing for it. But yeah it is better than sitting out his contract.

 

[grandeacm2]

Their biggest form of deflection: Paint things to look worse for Milan.

Motherfucker we finished in 8th place. Things are worse for Milan.
Take your meds.

 

[Raghav]

Reijnders signed his extension when we were in 9th place.
He wanted to stay here. City probably expessed interest in him for a while now.
If he wanted to leave he wouldn't have signed the contract extension.
Management forced him out.

For the record I think management did the right thing in selling him because he's not good enough to be starting midfielder for us.
Man City can afford to drop 70m for what could simply just be a rotational player for Guardiola toy and experiment with but we need a midfielder who can start and Reijnders is lacking in many areas such as passing, defense and he has a tendency to disappear from matches.

Reijnders is not good enough to be a starting midfielder for us?

Wow. Just wow.

 

[grandeacm2]

Official: Marco Pellegrino sold to Boca

 

[grandeacm2]

Reijnders is not good enough to be a starting midfielder for us?

Wow. Just wow.

He is not, if we wanna win something.
He's good at scoring goals and weak in all other departments.

 

[Ryo]

Motherfucker we finished in 8th place. Things are worse for Milan.
Take your meds.

Their most successful season to day financially and they're still ending it on a 35M Loss.
They just got a truckload of shit dumped on them after all that talk about Triplette.
Internationally they're a laughing stock for provoking Bayern, Barca and then PSG fans, only to receive 5 pears in a UCL final, the worst record that won't be replicated in a long time.

Sure Milan is worse than them in the league positions, but we are at least throwing money out to rebuild and trend back in a more serious direction.
One good season and return to UCL next year and we're back to where we were last summer (self sustaining and with money to splash on the mercato to upgrade).
Merda don't even know if their new coach is a Giampaolo or a Pioli regen, and their entire squad is the wrong side of 35 and in desperate need of a revamp, with money that they don't have (Oaktree ain't splashing cash on them, they're trying to make them self sustainable).

We also have talent in the tank in players like Adli, Salad, Pobega and even Colombo to an extent who developed well away from our shit show this past year who will be useful if integrated back into our team. FOR FREE. And if not, we can always sell the likes of Pobega and Colombo to the highest bidder for some more money to spend on the Mercato that starts July 1st.

 

[Samaldinho]

The money that Theo and Mike are asking for is impacted by the fact they still benefit from growth decree.

Svilar wants 4m which will cost more to pay him than Mike's 5m request.

Tare and Allegri both want to keep Mike, which says a lot.

I think Theo has some issues and they want to move on from him.

 

[killerkid]

Reminded me of this from years ago

I was reffering to that,having in mind we had Hoooooooooooonn daaaaaaaaaa
To complete them we need Yamaaaa haaa haaaa

 

[P.Lorre]

GAZZETTA - THE DEAL FOR MUSAH COULD END QUICKLY, AT A SUM OF AROUND 25M

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[P.Lorre]

MORETTO - THE DEAL FOR MUSAH TO NAPOLI IS MOVING QUICKLY AND CONCLUDE IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

 

[Ryo]

Their most successful season to day financially and they're still ending it on a 35M Loss.
They just got a truckload of shit dumped on them after all that talk about Triplette.
Internationally they're a laughing stock for provoking Bayern, Barca and then PSG fans, only to receive 5 pears in a UCL final, the worst record that won't be replicated in a long time.

Sure Milan is worse than them in the league positions, but we are at least throwing money out to rebuild and trend back in a more serious direction.
One good season and return to UCL next year and we're back to where we were last summer (self sustaining and with money to splash on the mercato to upgrade).
Merda don't even know if their new coach is a Giampaolo or a Pioli regen, and their entire squad is the wrong side of 35 and in desperate need of a revamp, with money that they don't have (Oaktree ain't splashing cash on them, they're trying to make them self sustainable).

We also have talent in the tank in players like Adli, Salad, Pobega and even Colombo to an extent who developed well away from our shit show this past year who will be useful if integrated back into our team. FOR FREE. And if not, we can always sell the likes of Pobega and Colombo to the highest bidder for some more money to spend on the Mercato that starts July 1st.

GAZZETTA - THE DEAL FOR MUSAH COULD END QUICKLY, AT A SUM OF AROUND 25M

Moneyballs is already spinning.
That's almost half of our losses from missing the UCL next season recovered already.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Musah will do well under conte I feel

But who cares fuck him

We can get a better player

 

[P.Lorre]

We are going to have an extraordinary mercato this summer.

The right players, the right mentality, the right direction. LET'S FUCKING GO!

 

[grandeacm2]

We also have talent in the tank in players like Adli, Salad, Pobega and even Colombo to an extent who developed well away from our shit show this past year who will be useful if integrated back into our team. FOR FREE. And if not, we can always sell the likes of Pobega and Colombo to the highest bidder for some more money to spend on the Mercato that starts July 1st.

 

[milanator]

The likes of Musah and RLC are a bit underrated among Milan fans, but if we get 25m for Musah that's a good deal

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

He is not, if we wanna win something.
He's good at scoring goals and weak in all other departments.

He could have been a good piece for us moving forward.

This year our downfall was coaches wanting players to do everything instead of what they're good at.

Every top team has limited players but coaches make sure to limit weaknesses by giving them a role that sticks to their strengths. Unfortunately our coaches want every player to be a Kroos or Caicedo but it doesnt work like that.

 

[The Cat]

25 for musah...take it and run

 

[Merosso]

Because even the best coaches take a look at the talent pool they have to work with and determine that Italy's is ass.
In order to succeed at any level, the quality of your players determines your success. As an NT coach, you have less time to develop those players and depend on the club team they are with to do that for it.
Carlo just needs to see how ass Serie A is at developing the talent needed, and went and picked a Brazil NT that is not great, but has a lot less problems developing their talents.
It's SIMPLE.

Wait & see

 

[P.Lorre]

It made perfect sense from the minute we landed Allegri so quickly.

He and Tare were going to be given a LOT of power to construct their own team. It may take 2 seasons, but Year 1 already looks like it'll be a significant transformation.

 

[Curupira]

Musah the black Giaccherini

hope he does well if we indeed get 25m for him

 

[ymsv]

Even Ranieri knows that he cannot fix this shit show.
Bravo Claudio. Protect your legacy.

Not only . He is old . Have nice position as adviser . No need to stress himself .