The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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Gazetta is Merda's mouthpiece for deflecting interest off of them when Merda fuck up (of which there are many this season) and praising them to the moon when things are good.
Their biggest form of deflection: Paint things to look worse for Milan. :taphead:

I still haven't finished laughing at the cugini yet.



Gazetta can go kiss my ass.

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Tare and Allegri both want to keep Mike, which says a lot.
It says fuck all, is what it says
The only reason people simp for Mike this much is because he reminds people of Dida
He is inconsistent and he needs to go, he has lasted way too long to begin with considering his performances and glaring shortcomings

Goalkeeper is the easiest player to replace
Sell him and get whoever
 

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Also why hate Origi?!
Who idiots who are paid millions yet failed to do their job.
The signs were there & majority of this forum expected him to be a bum.
I mean we watch few highlights & maybe some game & we give our opinion.
But our staff are paid millions & should have access to many details that us peasants cant aquire & its part of their job.
His lifestyle, personality, attitude etc
If you wanna hate then hate whoever signed him.
Paolo fought to bring him here, He was too old for the algorithms and we all thought that Paolo vouching for him would be proven right if he performed well enough.
CDK aside, he is excuse number 2 for Management to cut Paolo. Ergo, hate justified. :taphead:
And given he's not left yet, even when a lesser footballer in Fode Ballo Toure has left, just makes having him here all the more infuriating.
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He could have been a good piece for us moving forward.

This year our downfall was coaches wanting players to do everything instead of what they're good at.

Every top team has limited players but coaches make sure to limit weaknesses by giving them a role that sticks to their strengths. Unfortunately our coaches want every player to be a Kroos or Caicedo but it doesnt work like that.
To me Reijnders is only good at scoring goals so I would literally convert him into a second striker and play him close to goal, maybe a rotational player
His lack of passing ability and vision means he cannot be a playmaker and his lack of defense means he can't play deeper either

I don't see him as starting material for a CL team
I will be shocked if he starts regularly for City tbh
 
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The likes of Musah and RLC are a bit underrated among Milan fans, but if we get 25m for Musah that's a good deal
Musah and rlc both will work well under conte sarri etc

Musah for 25 mil is a no brainer though
 

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Yes, but potential buyers are not impressed by that if they watch videos of Mike's many fuck ups that puts him not even top ten in the league. It's fine to go with big names but these bigs have to produce, look at Felix, Walker, and Morata, huge failures all of them.
you may be proving my point

Felix walker and morata are names that Redbird thinks increase Milan brand

i believe Redbird approach makes it hard for any coach to build a team that can win
 

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To me Reijnders is only good at scoring goals so I would literally convert him into a second striker and play him close to goal, maybe a rotational player
His lack of passing ability and vision means he cannot be a playmaker and his lack of defense means he can't play deeper either

I don't see him as starting material for a CL team
I will be shocked if he starts regulaly for City tbh

With Rodri back i can see Reijnders playing exclusively as a box to box. He won't have to distribute the ball just make those runs he's good at.

Wish him well tho. He helped up win some silverware :thumbsup:
 

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Well I hate Theo and Leao because of their diva antics this season and how they disrespected the authority of the coach
Maignan I don't hate but I'm sick of his hot and cold performances and his ridiculous injuries
Goalkeeper position should be stable

Same here. My issue with Theo and Leao isn’t rooted in performances alone – it’s the diva behaviour, the sulking, the drama both on and off the pitch. All while demanding massive pay raises despite already being the top earners in the squad. That’s what makes me lose any sympathy or affection I once had for them.

Now take Chukwueze and Pavlovic. They’re underwhelming, no doubt – haven’t shown nearly enough to justify their price tags or wages. But at least they seem to give a damn. At least they fight. And honestly, I value that. I value it a lot more than lazy brilliance paired with entitlement.

So no – defending Chuck or Pavlo doesn’t mean I think they’re better players than Theo or Leao. If that’s what people think, they’re completely missing the point.
 

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Paolo fought to bring him here, He was too old for the algorithms and we all thought that Paolo vouching for him would be proven right if he performed well enough.
CDK aside, he is excuse number 2 for Management to cut Paolo. Ergo, hate justified. :taphead:
And given he's not left yet, even when a lesser footballer in Fode Ballo Toure has left, just makes having him here all the more infuriating.
mike huckabee moments GIF
Also that bitch Klopp.
He did him a solid talking how good he is.
 
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you may be proving my point

Felix walker and morata are names that Redbird thinks increase Milan brand

i believe Redbird approach makes it hard for any coach to build a team that can win

They have a name for reasons though. If we buy 15 players according to that metric we probably end up with a good squad despite some flops.
 

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Getting Allegri in an environment were Juve, Inter, the Roman clubs and the NT are/were hunting for a coach deserves some praise for our management.
They don’t DESERVE SHIT
Fuck the management
They caused this in the first place

They need to just shut the fuck up and fix the fucking mess
 

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Just out of curiosity, did you have this same reaction when we finished 5th after the scudetto?
Reaction? I was seething. I wanted to murder everyone in management. I fucking hate them all

And the players. Can’t stand any of them

This is not Milan.

This is bbbelan
 

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