The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Dokoa]

Locker room is going to be like the WWE

Xhaka’s would wait Vlahović to whine one more time so he'd deliver a slap so violent it would echo in Turin

 

[Ashish]

Dream signing for Commoders.

 

[Jivara]

Don't jynx on Musah Deal, it's to soon

I want Musah to stay going to jinx the hell out of it

 

[CDarius]

Currently watching Romania at Euro U21 playing against…….Italy. Was curious to see some of our boys playing..but it looks like theres no Milan player ..not even on the bench .
Also the Romanian commentator said that this is the first time in Italy history when the captain of Italy NT is playing in the greek league lol

Edit: he also said Coppola is on his way to BRENTFORD

 

[Berlusconi]

Milan have proposed a managerial role but not a renewal as a player for Florenzi

 

[Pingu]

Milan have proposed a managerial role but not a renewal as a player for Florenzi

Better than Ibra as the motivational clown. At least he's a dressing room presence and not posting shit on Instagram.

 

[danilo1899]

Milan have proposed a managerial role but not a renewal as a player for Florenzi

Thank god, finally this mngmnt started to make sane decisions. I credit Tartar for it.

 

[forward]

What are the chances Simeone literally murders Theo mid game live on TV for his half ass marking

A more likely scenario - he regains his form with a proper coach (not Fonsecca level), proper dressing room atmosphere (not the one that made half the squad run off in January) and a team that knows how to play football.

 

[CDarius]

Funny thing is theres a Milan player on Romania’s bench. Dutu that plays as a CB

Currently watching Romania at Euro U21 playing against…….Italy. Was curious to see some of our boys playing..but it looks like theres no Milan player ..not even on the bench .
Also the Romanian commentator said that this is the first time in Italy history when the captain of Italy NT is playing in the greek league lol

Edit: he also said Coppola is on his way to BRENTFORD

 

[Curupira]

Funny thing is theres a Milan player on Romania’s bench. Dutu that plays as a CB

isn't that tank Coubis from Romania too?

 

[LemonCookies]

I love Florenzi. If you don’t love Florenzi, your mom’s a ho. Simple as.

 

[CDarius]

He has Romanian parents but he is not called up. As far as i know he chose to play for Italy NT as he was born and grown in Italy if im not mistaken. Ruggeri playing from the start for them..he looks pretty good ngl

Edit: Baldanzi opened the score. He is levels above everyone on the pitch

isn't that tank Coubis from Romania too?

 

[ACM14061988]

The Guardian write that Milan, Liverpool, Man United, Arsenal and Barcelona wrote to Fifa to propose that the next Club World Cup of 2029 will be played by 48 clubs and not 32 like the current one, they write these clubs don't want to risk to be left out from the second edition too

 

[forward]

The Guardian write that Milan, Liverpool, Man United, Arsenal and Barcelona wrote to Fifa to propose that the next Club World Cup of 2029 will be played by 48 clubs and not 32 like the current one, they write these clubs don't want to risk to be left out from the second edition too

Fifa solution to everything - more tournaments.
+ Conference League
+ Nations league
+ A bigger fatter Club World Cup

Lack of football games is not why people are watching less football.

 

[AC_Wesley]

Misses 2 World Cups.
Italy: We'll qualify for the next one.
The Qualifying:
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This is woeful... are we aiming for a record 3rd straight WC missed?

They need more Italians. Simple as that

 

[Pigeon]

we finally getting serbian piatek?

dai dai dai

 

[Caladan]

Milan have proposed a managerial role but not a renewal as a player for Florenzi

Florenzi> Ibra in anyday.

 

[The Cat]

Renato Veiga seems to be on the market. Since we always take their rejects i can see the links appearing soon

 

[Shiby]

The Guardian write that Milan, Liverpool, Man United, Arsenal and Barcelona wrote to Fifa to propose that the next Club World Cup of 2029 will be played by 48 clubs and not 32 like the current one, they write these clubs don't want to risk to be left out from the second edition too

Club that finished 8th in Serie A and 16th in Premier League better stay quiet.

Disgraceful. Have some shame.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Suma also said we can't have any regret about Musah because when San Siro take aim against a player then is over. Musah has to leave because the atmosphere here around him is rotten, we should not care if he does well at Napoli and then gets sold for 60 million, he could not stay here anymore because San Siro hate him. Suma begs us to not ruin the atmosphere around the new players to take revenge against the management, many new players will arrive but we should help them

Yes. 90% of the players who will leave (and the coach) will get their careers back on track (unless they go join another circus).
It’s imperative they leave for it to happen.

Same goes for the club, start kinda fresh with new faces and new energy…but I have 1000% faith in our ownership and management to recreate the same poisonous situation/environment.

A competent DS seems and is essential to turn it around. But I’m willing to bet my life that even he will run away before 2 years.

 

[AndreiX]

A more likely scenario - he regains his form with a proper coach (not Fonsecca level), proper dressing room atmosphere (not the one that made half the squad run off in January) and a team that knows how to play football.

it's not like his mistakes come from the team letting him down and dragging his morale lower

the dude straight up ignores people running past him and has been doing it since week 1, i cant blame the team for any of theo's behaviors. he was supposed to be a leader and he was the first one to quit

he's got a bitch heart in him. even if he starts out strong for another team, it's gonna be a matter of time til he gets complacent and lazy again

 

[Zgontronoman]

Vlahovic to replace jovic is great.

People here don't like Vlahovic, but his stats are good.

Maybe stats are good but he is the same type of player as Gimenez and on a bigger wage, if he was cheap and on a low wage he would be a ok gamble, but now he is just not worth it... Especially not for 30-40m on a 6-8m wage.
We need someone that can create his own chances and now we also lost Deers our only creative CM, focus more on getting some good midfilders and defenders, Gimenez is the starting CF now we just need some solid bench option that is a different type of CF

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Club that finished 8th in Serie A and 16th in Premier League better stay quiet.

Disgraceful. Have some shame.

Watch them get relegated and request a CWC of 248 teams.
These fuckers have no shame.
Expand it till we fit!

 

[Dokoa]

Watch them get relegated and request a CWC of 248 team.
These fuckers have no shame.
Expand it till we fit!

Greedy fucks

 

[punisher]

What do you think about Mitrovic as our CF signing?

 

[Pingu]

What do you think about Mitrovic as our CF signing?

I'd rather be braindead than think about that.

 

[Dokoa]

They need more Italians. Simple as that

And be champions in Serie B

 

[ForzaMilanPerSempre]

Funny thing is theres a Milan player on Romania’s bench. Dutu that plays as a CB

Checked up their CF Louis Munteanu. Pretty decent stats for a 22 yo although it's in the Romanian league.

Also, our old primavera GK Sebastiano Desplanches is playing for what it's worth.

 

[Zgontronoman]

What do you think about Mitrovic as our CF signing?

If he is cheap and as a bench option i would rather have him then Vlahovic or Jovic.

 

[Pigeon]

A mission of Rossoneri emissaries is planned in London, at Arsenal's home. Because Arsenal has two players that Milan considers important to begin strengthening the defense: Zinchenko and Calafiori. For Calafiori, Milan would seek a loan with option

Pellegatti

zinchenko is a hard working man who played for city and arsenal, yes please

calafodder can fuck off