The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Ryo]

KDB doesn't even have a full agreement yet with naples, what do you mean?

And Modric is completing everything on monday/tuesday they said.

It's already been verbally agreed upon, but they ain't messing around until AFTER the Internationals are done.
Ain't nobody want to be bothered with transfer shit when other things are more important.

 

[P.Lorre]

It's already been verbally agreed upon, but they ain't messing around until AFTER the Internationals are done.
Ain't nobody want to be bothered with transfer shit when other things are more important.

Fab just today:

"Napoli’s plan on Kevin De Bruyne has not changed. Contracts being exchanged, checked to be approved by Kevin… and then, here we go time for massive signing."

So, no... It's still not done. It very much will be I'd think. But it isnt a done or agreed deal yet. Can't have a medical when you haven't even agreed to join

 

[Ryo]

This crop of Italian footballers man...

 

[Ryo]

Fab just today:

"Napoli’s plan on Kevin De Bruyne has not changed. Contracts being exchanged, checked to be approved by Kevin… and then, here we go time for massive signing."

So, no... It's still not done. It very much will be I'd think. But it isnt a done or agreed deal yet. Can't have a medical when you haven't even agreed to join

When you get to the "contracts being exchanged" part, basically everything is agreed and they've already drawn up contracts for him to sign.
The only thing that would break the deal at this point is if KDB finds something wrong with the contract that wasn't agreed upon (or changed).
But at this point, he's very much agreed to join them.

You don't bring a contract for signing in a first meeting, you bring it when everything is agreed upon.
And as I said, they're not going to be doing all this stuff DURING the Internationals, so why would anyone think that Allegri would buck the trend and go bother Mike about his contract situation at this time?

Italian Journalists are just making shit up because they know Chelsea are interested in Mike.
The 10M bid was purely to rage-bait Milan fans and provide them with an excuse to curse our management (we'd never sell for that low).
Focus shouldn't be on us, but on Merda with their financial doping. But as we can see, it's so easy to deflect attention off of that, just one silly report and everyone has lost their focus.

 

[Gennaro8]

Sombody gave a capitano armband to black Kalac, and he wants Chelsea

 

[The Cat]

Chivu has only managed 13 professional games. And he won 3 of those.

Hopefully he's their version of Amorim

 

[ymsv]

Can we snatch KDB?

We already filled up the geriatric quota .

 

[P.Lorre]

When you get to the "contracts being exchanged" part, basically everything is agreed and they've already drawn up contracts for him to sign.
The only thing that would break the deal at this point is if KDB finds something wrong with the contract that wasn't agreed upon (or changed).
But at this point, he's very much agreed to join them.

You don't bring a contract for signing in a first meeting, you bring it when everything is agreed upon.
And as I said, they're not going to be doing all this stuff DURING the Internationals, so why would anyone think that Allegri would buck the trend and go bother Mike about his contract situation at this time?

Italian Journalists are just making shit up because they know Chelsea are interested in Mike.
The 10M bid was purely to rage-bait Milan fans and provide them with an excuse to curse our management (we'd never sell for that low).
Focus shouldn't be on us, but on Merda with their financial doping. But as we can see, it's so easy to deflect attention off of that, just one silly report and everyone has lost their focus.

Players have agents for a reason. The agent knows full well what the players wants, because... the player tells them.

I have absolutely NO doubt in my mind Mike wants out. Deschamps literally almost said it word for word last week in his presser about Mike AND theo. he couldn't have been more clear unless he legitimately said "they want out"

 

[Ryo]

Dodo for Emerson Royal

 

[sheva]

Okafor could be a joker this season…the talent is there. Just stay lean and healthy..he could be an amazing backup

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A joker indeed.. A professional football player flashing his abs is a joke

Like furlani flashing his excel spreadsheets and cost cutting efficiency

Thats your job, man

And Noah seems to suffer from insecurity by this thirst posting
Not a good sign for the season

 

[CDarius]

A joker indeed.. A professional football player flashing his abs is a joke

Like furlani flashing his excel spreadsheets and cost cutting efficiency

Thats your job, man

And Noah seems to suffer from insecurity by this thirst posting
Not a good sign for the season

You are right but i think all the "chubby" jokes and pictures got to him and he wanted to prove everybody wrong. If he can apply that on the pitch aswell..

 

[ymsv]

Chivu has only managed 13 professional games. And he won 3 of those.

Hopefully he's their version of Amorim

He knows the club . Passed through all of their youth teams as a manager . Have also good results there .

 

[Ryo]

Players have agents for a reason. The agent knows full well what the players wants, because... the player tells them.

I have absolutely NO doubt in my mind Mike wants out. Deschamps literally almost said it word for word last week in his presser about Mike AND theo. he couldn't have been more clear unless he legitimately said "they want out"

Deschamps wants his players to be competing in top level tournaments this coming year because it's a "World Cup" year and the best players need to be in form.
Milan are not in Europe, so they'll only be playing week in and week out against Italian Fodder opponents.
Didier has never appreciated Milan due to his ties with Ladri, so of course he would want to push France's best players out of Milan.
He has an agenda mate.
You forget the first few years of Theo breaking out here at Milan, the bum absolutely refused to call him up? Even though the alternatives were Digne and his out of form brother Lucas?

 

[sheva]

RnB questioning modric's potential utility in the squad is a classic beggar choosing

Oh no, so musah can run faster by 15% and has greater stamina. Only problem is that he's a donkey in all other aspects.

Bar reindeer, a motivated Modric (which he seems to be, humble and dedicated in general) will take this midfield with one arm tied behind his back

 

[Tantalis]

Maybe we should add Zaniolo if we want a top milf.
Unfortunately for me a milf is like jail bait.

It's a win win because Zaniolo would beat up our futuro team for sucking.

 

[CDarius]

RnB questioning modric's potential utility in the squad is a classic beggar choosing

Oh no, so musah can run faster by 15% and has greater stamina. Only problem is that he's a donkey in all other aspects.

Bar reindeer, a motivated Modric (which he seems to be, humble and dedicated in general) will take this midfield with one arm tied behind his back

I want a Modric type of transfer at CB aswell..it would elevate Pavlo, Thiaw, Tomori and Gabbia (or whoever will be staying)

 

[leaf]

So depressing to see fuckin Napoli getting KDB (who's probably also past it) and we are selling Reijnders.
#FeelsBadMan

 

[taura]

wait merdas are going for chivu?

 

[Ryo]

Rejected by Cesc, Rejected by Conte, too late to bring Allegri, unwanted by Gasp, Pioli prefers La Viola, Sarri prefers going back to Nazio.
Chivu may actually be a decent appointment, but the current Merda team is not set up for playing 4231 like his current Parma team.
Going to take a lot of work for their ideas to mesh, methinks.

 

[brk]

Players have agents for a reason. The agent knows full well what the players wants, because... the player tells them.

I have absolutely NO doubt in my mind Mike wants out. Deschamps literally almost said it word for word last week in his presser about Mike AND theo. he couldn't have been more clear unless he legitimately said "they want out"

What did Deschamps say?

 

[Ryo]

So depressing to see fuckin Napoli getting KDB (who's probably also past it) and we are selling Reijnders.
#FeelsBadMan

They just won the Scudetto and can entice him with UCL football next season.
If only our players had earned just a few more points this season eh?

 

[Myalon]

We arrive at 1 week of transfer window under allegri. What is the assessment of the coach's wishes?

He would like to keep:

-Maignan to hide his lack of leadership.
-Leao this speed will be useful for the counters in a game nonexistent.
-Pavlovic an old -fashioned defender who does not know how to relaunch a ball
-Modric if he ever dared to play it on the bench the age excuse would be perfect.

He wants to go out:

-Reijnders a modern technical environment, clean ball recovery, versatility, we risk playing well he must leave.
-Pulisic an winger who dribbles, marks, delivers assists that makes him sick.
-Hernandez a side attack and center? Especially not.

He hesitates:

-Jovic who progresses by scoring and participating in the game. But does he know how to defend?
-Give a good attacker who allows himself to dribble without solution but worse still able to put beautiful goals.
-Ricci an environment capable of playing clean, making passes at the front, which risks progressing technically and improving the game.

His dream:

-Rabiot the environment that takes its time in the game and dares to go ahead.
-Bondo, Rovella holders of the players that we do not notice on a field to do a good action.
-A central defender capable of making a lot of back or keeper so as not to speed up the game.
-A attacker just able to shoot and who defends because there will be no pressing the team could play high. It will be up to the attacker alone to press.

 

[milanator]

Now that Maldini is gone, who among our directors has the charm and savoir faire to seduce Rabiot's mother?
Maybe Allegri taking off his jacket?

Baresi could contribute for once

 

[sheva]

he’s probably still around 85kg

i don’t see much difference between these pics tbh

looks like the classic before/after workout comparison

Guy lowered his pants to almost cock and balls level just to flex his v-line to IG followers

Embarrassing

 

[Ryo]

What did Deschamps say?

Your usual bullshit.

"It depends on whether they want it, whether Milan wants to keep them, and their contract situations. I know that Theo’s contract expires in 2026. There are no right or wrong choices, only shared ones. Without the Champions League, it could be more complicated for them."

 

[Ryo]

How much are we paying Mike?
This guy wants Modric money.

 

[ymsv]

Baresi could contribute for once

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Ready . Only the headband is missing .

 

[sheva]

Now that Maldini is gone, who among our directors has the charm and savoir faire to seduce Rabiot's mother?
Maybe Allegri taking off his jacket?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

RnB questioning modric's potential utility in the squad is a classic beggar choosing

Oh no, so musah can run faster by 15% and has greater stamina. Only problem is that he's a donkey in all other aspects.

Bar reindeer, a motivated Modric (which he seems to be, humble and dedicated in general) will take this midfield with one arm tied behind his back

I think he is good for 2 aeasons
2 seasons
2 scudetti for Milan

 

[Gennaro8]

Baresi is a puppet