The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[taura]

Well we went for Fonseca so…….

not even comparable. one has major league experience, the other coached parma for 10 games

 

[Soldier_of_god]

On a scale of 1-10, how fucking fuming is Beppe right now?

Humilated in the CL, and then humilated publicly by some "random" manager from a "small club".

He must be planning something real nasty right now

Only small now
They are building a team
Their owner is filthy rich
50 nil net worth or something

They will be italys man city

Milan need to wake the fuck up now before it’s too late

 

[P.Lorre]

To be precise, we don't know. There are both models.



Aha, you've just realized why it's a shitty deal.

You always play on the plusvalenza.

And no, it's not a shitty deal, 70M is a very good deal for Tiji. Who was gonna give us more? He's not even worth more, and I'm a big tiji fan

 

[BreadPitt]

Have no clue why Cambiaso is talked about so much. He is as much average, as average gets. Sure, get him. But I fail to see how this guy is worth more than Kalulu for example....yet some of the figures mentioned for him are as much as 40m. How the fuk??? I'd argue Kalulu should he valued higher actually, and Juventus got him for 20 (at most)

Whilst he is expensive, I actually think he's quite a decent player, got a lot of attributes. Maybe not at the 40m mark but he's a good signing, tactially aware, decent crosser, press resistant bit of a workhorse too

 

[pippofan]

I want a Modric type of transfer at CB aswell..it would elevate Pavlo, Thiaw, Tomori and Gabbia (or whoever will be staying)

De Vrij is free and played well this past season. Gets to stay at Milano like Hakan did in the opposite direction but don't know if he would go to Inter's biggest rivals.

 

[Wild]

How much are we paying Mike?
This guy wants Modric money.

This is the kind of deals where Juve will bite.
Ffs get him & sell MM.

 

[Beppe]

Cambiaso is a good player, no doubt. But 40m is too much, he’s more a 25-30m player. But I wouldn’t mind if we sign him, I want Italians in this team! I’ve had it with seeing 11 foreigners on the field, thats not da Milan. And we finished 8th with them!

 

[SpartanMilan]

Now that Maldini is gone, who among our directors has the charm and savoir faire to seduce Rabiot's mother?
Maybe Allegri taking off his jacket?

I mean, the personal life section of his Wikipedia is wild-

"Allegri was born in Livorno to a father who worked at the port of Livorno and a mother who was a nurse, and grew up in Coteto. In 1992, when he was 24, he called off his wedding with his fiancée Erika two days before the ceremony. In 1994, Allegri married model Gloria Patrizi, fathering a child Valentina a year later; he later fathered another child, Giorgio, in 2011 with another woman, Claudia. From 2017, Allegri was in a relationship with actress Ambra Angiolini; the couple broke up in 2021."

 

[pippofan]

This crop of Italian footballers man...

Man, they're dropping like flies. We can't miss another World Cup!

 

[Forza AC Milan]

Really hope we land Rovella when I have seen him play he looks very good

Rovella is very good and has impressed me in many games I’ve seen him.

Unfortunately Lotito doesn’t give discounts like we just gave to City

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[Beppe]

De Vrij is free and played well this past season. Gets to stay at Milano like Hakan did in the opposite direction but don't know if he would go to Inter's biggest rivals.

De vrij would be a good transfer on a free! It would make sense. Experienced and he knows the league.

Rabiot would also make sense, excellent midfielder IMO and a steal for only 10m.

De Vrij, Modric, Rabiot would improve this team with very little money spend. They bring quality and experience.

 

[SpartanMilan]

Cambiaso is a good player, no doubt. But 40m is too much, he’s more a 25-30m player. But I wouldn’t mind if we sign him, I want Italians in this team! I’ve had it with seeing 11 foreigners on the field, thats not da Milan. And we finished 8th with them!

He's a good player, and I like the idea of effectively swapping Tomori for him, I think he'd be a solid Theo replacement (no one is replacing Theo at his best, I'm just not sure we're going to see that again)

 

[P.Lorre]

Ya, Vlahovic LOVED playing under Allegri.

 

[blacki]

You always play on the plusvalenza.

And no, it's not a shitty deal, 70M is a very good deal for Tiji. Who was gonna give us more? He's not even worth more, and I'm a big tiji fan

he could play for us for 4 more years

 

[AndreiX]

if jovic got the same minutes he did last season, he'd prolly outscore vlaho

 

[P.Lorre]

he could play for us for 4 more years

Would've been nice if some of our best players didnt decide to give up on the team so we could finish top 4

 

[pippofan]

Rejected by Cesc, Rejected by Conte, too late to bring Allegri, unwanted by Gasp, Pioli prefers La Viola, Sarri prefers going back to Nazio.
Chivu may actually be a decent appointment, but the current Merda team is not set up for playing 4231 like his current Parma team.
Going to take a lot of work for their ideas to mesh, methinks.

They will also have less time to prepare because of the Club World Cup so they could have a very slow start to the season which is good news for us.

 

[nonsonoqui]

Gotta love how Gazzetta blatantly deflects from Merda's failures to report on something entirely non-related.

Their alternative solution:

The Marotta thing is a pattern.

They maligned Lukaku in the same way when he had supposedly betrayed them for Juventus.

I don’t think you need to be a conspiracy theorist to know that Marotta is powerful enough to shape the narrative in certain sections of the media. Now, Inzaghi is the villain who screwed Inter over, Fabregas a delinquent etc.

Either way, Chivu is an underwhelming choice but who knows how he’ll do? Certainly, the Interisti are incensed. Marotta did fumble this coaching thing. Seems that way so far at least.

 

[blacki]

what type of player is he ? what were his stats in youth levels?

 

[BrianAC]

I dont want him anywhere near Milan. Totally overrated if you aske me.

Lets stop doing Juve favours like this and focus on other players ffs.

 

[Dena]

 

[pippofan]

Svilar has great potential but I still want an Italian GK if that is possible. That way, there is almost a guarantee we have minimum 1 Italian starting for us.

Caprile is the other one mentioned by most media and my favorite among Italians because won't cost a lot and has a ton of potential. When he replaced an injured Meret at Napoli they didn't miss a beat. At Cagliari was outstanding, big reason why they avoided relegation.

 

[Rockstar]

Pinter

 

[justiface]

Vlaho is Matri 2.0. We sign Vlaho from Rube and Rube will use put that money on top of their budget to sign Osimhen. Not only will we help them gather enough money to pay, we'll also help them clear their wage bill. Screw that shit!

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

I would take Cambiaso, I think he’s a little underrated here. Certainly as a sort of swap for Fik

 

[SecondStar]

That 5-0 fried their brains



Worse than any of our Puma kits

 

[Dokoa]

if jovic got the same minutes he did last season, he'd prolly outscore vlaho

I swear he is better than this fraud

 

[Samaldinho]

[MN] Despite the relegation, Kirovski stays with Milan Futuro​

Ruthless.

 

[pippofan]

Have no clue why Cambiaso is talked about so much. He is as much average, as average gets. Sure, get him. But I fail to see how this guy is worth more than Kalulu for example....yet some of the figures mentioned for him are as much as 40m. How the fuk??? I'd argue Kalulu should he valued higher actually, and Juventus got him for 20 (at most)

One of the reasons could be versatility: has played LB, RB, WB, and central midfield. Uses both feet well and is the heir apparent to Di Marco for Italy.

Out of curiosity I checked TransferMarket, as I do for every player associated with Milan, and they value him at 40 million so the fact that City made a play for him is not surprising. I personally don't see what's so special about Cambiaso, not a flashy player, but coaches and scouts must think highly of him thus the high cost.