The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

Milan10

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Tare on Reijnders:

Sometimes it’s difficult to substitute players. But we have a player like Loftus Cheek, who in my view is one of the most complete players around. He could be fundamental for us next season. We have to manage his injuries but as a player no debate. We want to initially play with a midfield of 3.
Holy shit 🤣
 

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Serious question: Is obsessing with shoe/feet size really a thing? I know about the height thing that people these days seemed to be obsessed about but who tf is gonna even look at your feet? Is this just an internet thing?
Maybe I'm ignorant because apparently mine are a bit bigger than average, but I never even gave it a thought beyond ''these shoes are one number too small'' when I went to go shopping for shoes. Never heard other guys here talk about their shoe size either.
 

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I think they really see RLC as a player who can be not just useful but key. How that’s going to work…not sure. My unease with it is that a lot of journalists refer to that game against PSG and the shit ton of goals he scored under Pioli as proof that he is the real deal but hampered by injuries.

I am cautiously optimistic. No, scratch that. I’m not completely without hope on him.
I mean he is Allegri's ideal player but he is not what he used to be at all.
 

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Maybe I'm ignorant because apparently mine are a bit bigger than average,
/doubt

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Tantalis I am sorry if I made you feel inadequate with the big size of my feet
I didn't know this obsession was such a huge thing
I don't wanna put you on ignore

You can stop spamming gifs now

Nonsonoqui, my question above was actually serious though
 

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I doubt it would happen but I wonder if we could use musah to get lobotka, if they xhaka doesn’t work and they want someone who plays deeper with experience. I think Napoli is trying to take that Brighton guy
 

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are they average European, slightly larger than average, or big? somethings not adding up here. next you gonna tell us they grande size.
You're the one who said 43 is big, buddy
To me I thought they were a bit bigger than average, but I guess they are bigger than I thought

Like I said, I'm ignorant when it comes to this shoe thing
Maybe it's a cultural difference, but nobody here in this country cares about the size of their feet as long as they aren't too big/inconvenient(>44-45 for men)
 

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You're the one who said 43 is big, buddy
To me I thought they were a bit bigger than average, but I guess they are bigger than I thought
i never said that. I said you have small feet and that you don't have 10s. You cant determine if its average or above because its not the size of your feet. just be honest with us bro its ok
 

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Tare on Reijnders:

Sometimes it’s difficult to substitute players. But we have a player like Loftus Cheek, who in my view is one of the most complete players around. He could be fundamental for us next season. We have to manage his injuries but as a player no debate. We want to initially play with a midfield of 3.
What a absolute rettard :lol:
 

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I'm not a fan of Carlo(Did too much for UEFA Madrid), but most of Max's Scudetti were in a weak league where he had the most loaded team. For further context, Ranieri's one EPL title holds more weight than Max's 5 league wins with Juventus. I don't think either way about his arrival, but come on now...

Max didn't just win league titles...he won 4 doubles on the bounce and also reached 2 ucl finals.
 

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Really???

Yes, right, they won a Scudetto, in case that glorious season somehow slipped your mind while you’re busy obsessing over these clown-show years drugged up by Gerry and his circus. One guy was literally the best player in Serie A, another was the best left-back, another the best keeper etc.. and, surprise, we even had a great SD back then, fyi.
 

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Bozo'd three times on a single post? I'm honored.

Anyway, I still find it incredible how unwilling some people are in admitting that it's absurd that Maldini can take all of the credit when things go right, but take none of the blame when things (did) go wrong.

Accountability needs to return to this club. As much as I love him, Maldini failed in this. The stooges who came after him also failed (even harder) in not taking accountability. Our players haven't been able to take accountability, either - Theo most of all, seemingly, despite this fact really hurting me because I love him as a player. Mike wants to complain about us ghosting him over his renewal when his brain dead goalkeeping helped us crash out of the CL against fucking Feyenoord.

I certainly personalize at times, but at the death, that has to give way and accountability must be had. It feels like Tare and Allegri may bring about a return to what we've been missing. If they don't, they can kick rocks, as well.
 

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