The Rumour Commode XXXIX: A Cardinal Sin

[SecondStar]

Probably stalked him to beg for a loan

 

[SecondStar]

lol
is it really Vasquez?

The guy who tweeted this must be Tata’s agent because that’s actually Tata warming up

How to stay in the lineup for as long as possible? Attempt to make the new guy look worse.

 

[Ash]

This the guy people want to start over Tata? He's going to get ran out of Milan

So...basically another to add on top of the numerous useless signings management had made recently then?

I ask again....what was the point of this signing?

Like...why did we need another keeper if he wasnt going to be replacing the rubbish backups we already have?

Really really like to know the thought process behind this signing...or the last ten for that matter it seems.

 

[Curupira]

So...basically another to add on top of the numerous useless signings management had made recently then?

I ask again....what was the point of this signing?

Like...why did we need another keeper if he wasnt going to be replacing the rubbish backups we already have?

Really really like to know the thought process behind this signing...or the last ten for that matter it seems.

Best guess I can muster up is that his agent has someone like Enzo also in his stable and this is one of them favor signings.

 

[papaberlu]

Excited to watch Tonali - Pobega - Krunic try and play football vs Inter and Spurs

Aster and Adli haven't gotten the memo you need to give Pioli handjobs if you want to be considered a starter

 

[Samaldinho]

The guy who tweeted this must be Tata’s agent because that’s actually Tata warming up

How to stay in the lineup for as long as possible? Attempt to make the new guy look worse.

Damn, SecondStar with the Perry Mason counter-punch with evidence!

Tata defense team, your witness.

 

[Ash]

Vitiello: Bennacer muscle problem in the left hamstring. The exams will be repeated in the next few days to better understand the entity.

There

Pioli and his apologists have his perfect excuse ready

 

[MilanMB]

Is Tata really a GK or was he a mid or something until 30 yo

 

[joyrider]

I just really don’t want another 3 or 4 consecutive year zeros.

Neither do I.

 

[vB9]

The guy who tweeted this must be Tata’s agent because that’s actually Tata warming up

How to stay in the lineup for as long as possible? Attempt to make the new guy look worse.

Why wud you even do this b4 the game in full view... yr only inviting the opposition to shoot on sight

 

[Curupira]

Damn, SecondStar with the Perry Mason counter-punch with evidence!

Tata defense team, your witness.

Where the fuck is Plizzari nowadays, would be a good situation for him to step up? Remember people thought we were going to have back to back Donnas, and that Plizzari was in people's fantasy lineups.

 

[Pingu]

There

Pioli and his apologists have his perfect excuse ready

Excuse me, Pioli apologists do not exist in 2023. Rather, the blame is on Pioli even more because his fitness/medical staff are butchers.

 

[Samaldinho]

There

Pioli and his apologists have his perfect excuse ready

 

[joyrider]

But i dont want him fired because he is our legend & he was doing great when he first started so i would give him more time to wake the fuck up.

That’s what I want too.
I guess he was promised more money, he said that in an interview.
Seems like his hands (wallet) are tied now.

 

[SecondStar]

Where the fuck is Plizzari nowadays, would be a good situation for him to step up? Remember people thought we were going to have back to back Donnas, and that Plizzari was in people's fantasy lineups.

We sold him to pescara for €200k

 

[Samaldinho]

Where the fuck is Plizzari nowadays, would be a good situation for him to step up? Remember people thought we were going to have back to back Donnas, and that Plizzari was in people's fantasy lineups.

How about that footage of Tata?

 

[papaberlu]

Is Tata really a GK or was he a mid or something until 30 yo

Like two months ago it came out he was blind or something

and he's still a starter

 

[Edu-bY-A]

Doesn't look like Osorio or any other player is coming.

If I have to choose between nothing and Osorio, I'll take Osorio.

 

[Hitchens]

There

Pioli and his apologists have his perfect excuse ready

Not me. This absence is not an excuse for a weak performance against Inter.

 

[Pigeon]

Wait until you see Tata warming up.

 

[Curupira]

We also signed Mirante not so long ago, so it's not like this crisis caught them by their blindside.

We got him because we didn't trust young keepers from our own academy. Now 1 year later he's so unplayable and not to trusted and we are randomly signing 24 year old from Paraguayan leagues.

Did they just search based on Fifa ratings or something?

 

[vB9]

Where the fuck is Plizzari nowadays, would be a good situation for him to step up? Remember people thought we were going to have back to back Donnas, and that Plizzari was in people's fantasy lineups.

We sold him to pescara for €200k

Lol! It was fecking Fecker was asked abt $ and his reply was: $ is all well & fine but there is another gk in our ranks that we are all very fond of.

Thats where the Plizzari bs started.

 

[MilanMB]

View attachment 14778

Thank you! Couldn't find this and was about to ask if someone could post it here

 

[Curupira]

How about that footage of Tata?

Not Pepe Reina when he was with us. Said that all along

 

[Rossonero81]

That's just great. We suck donkey balls and take more goals than a busy hooker takes dicks and here we have @Samaldinho talking about Matt Damon and Danish football teams.

 

[Samaldinho]

Not Pepe Reina when he was with us. Said that all along

So we're going to just pretend that the footage that you thought was Vasquez, and proceeded to justify your boy to keep his spot, because of how bad it was... turns out it was... Tata, and you're going to ask me about Plizzari? And Reina?

Lol, sidenote: I'm thinking of Skip Bayless saying the name "Tatarusanu" and it's hilarious to me.

 

[Kmoney]

also i refuse to adhere the narative where maldini has failed this mercato since pioli criminally neglects all the new young signings

and if the reason for it being that they suck so hard in training that they're not starting 11 material, let me remind you that this is the same coach who hasn't changed a failing formation, abusing the elderly like giroud by not giving them any rest, and banking on his own players without a fault

until vranckxxx (which is a kessie replacement, which by the way was terrible last season so not sure where all the 'memberberries are coming from), adli & thiaw won't get the same minutes as pobega, cdk & gabbia respectively this is 1000% pioli's fault

Important to keep this in mind

 

[Nestafan]

Fair point I don’t like the whole nickname slur. Tata is not the only player frustrating at the moment. And I couldn’t agree more the whole team deserve criticism for the recent form.

I wasn't signaling you out, I just feel Tata seems to be the one most targeted for criticism in general, when the rest of the players have been just as bad or worse in some cases.

 

[Curupira]

We are playing like Batman at the start of The Dark Knight Rises. We lack that edge.

We don't have hunger, don't have swagger, we aren't bullying other teams into submission. Our players have skill, individually, but we used our setup to overwhelm our opponents. But when that raw power goes missing, that's when you have to fall back onto the fundamentals, like in boxing, establish a jab, etc, but we seem incapable of doing that.

That's where Pioli has made the mistakes, because he's telling the players to go out swinging, when it's 1) not necessary and 2) you've played more conservatively before and it was how you got 6 wins in a row to close out the title.

We also got a weak jaw, Samuel A Smith.

Are we shit right now because of what you said above or because we got a weak jaw?

 

[Pigeon]

Thank you! Couldn't find this and was about to ask if someone could post it here

had to search multiple match threads to find this shit