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I'm done with Rebic.
 
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Sad but true.

Other than that screamer of a equalizer, he’s done fuckall this season except getting injured and struggling to hit any sort of form :fp:
 

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NonEvoluto: Now the #Milan we know is back ... that of fatigue just before getting on the bus. #Bennacer , #Rebic , #Ibrahimovic and #Castillejo , will not be in the race. Silver lining? In these situations we have always given our best, we just have to believe it!
 

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Castillejo, muscle fatigue

Srsly, how? First of all, you need to have muscles. And secondly, you need to play.

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Piolis staff back to its best... injuring players in training. If this is serious say bye to scudetto. Idiots
 

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Should be Zlatan's last season this. I'd be surprised if we renew him.
 
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NonEvoluto: Now the #Milan we know is back ... that of fatigue just before getting on the bus. #Bennacer , #Rebic , #Ibrahimovic and #Castillejo , will not be in the race. Silver lining? In these situations we have always given our best, we just have to believe it!
Bennacer- When he is start to be beast. He always has injury.........
Rebic- sell in the summer. I like him, but we need healthy player.
Ibra- Next season should be in the stuff team.
Castiltejo- I hope Milan will stop to invest Women Team.
 

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Muscle fatigue with 1 week gap between games is the definition of improper training regimes. The staff literally has no clue
 
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samu almost contributed as much as rebic this season with far less minutes. what a complete joke :lol:
 
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Yacine Adli just got an assist from a corner.
 
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Muscle fatigue with 1 week gap between games is the definition of improper training regimes. The staff literally has no clue

Sounds like we are training them for a massive press all match which is part of our secret to success this year


but I also get your point
 

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Bennacer probably wasn’t re-integrated properly after the international break, Castillejo is a non-entity at this point, Romagnoli’s absence is a godsend, Ibra is someone I don’t even factor in anymore. Rebic is probably out for a couple of years.

Bennacer is the big loss.
 
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apart from bennacer, not too much changes tbh. these guys are always injured...we just have to have to hope tonali and kessie (and bakayoko/krunic) manage the midfield tonight
 

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Adli has eight assists at this shitty club, not bad.

In our team no one has so many assists, the closest is Theo with six. The next one after him have only three fucking assists. Zzzz
 
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Samu getting muscle fatigue is just hilarious..
 
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Adli has eight assists at this shitty club, not bad.

In our team no one has so many assists, the closest is Theo with six. The next one after him have only three fucking assists. Zzzz
Berardi has 11 assists this season.
 
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Milan definitely 2 new players that can play as striker for next season. Zlatan can stay at a low salary but he can't be counted on. Assuming Origi is coming, then for the other player who can play as striker Milan has been linked to Scamacca, Noa Lang, Gouiri, Ekitike, and & De Ketelaere. Maybe one of them can come..
 

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Adli has eight assists at this shitty club, not bad.

In our team no one has so many assists, the closest is Theo with six. The next one after him have only three fucking assists. Zzzz
Last week we had three balls directly on attackers heads and two other occasions when Giroud preferred not to shoot.

Adli I hope opens things up but the correct type of RW and upgrade of the striker may also be needed
 

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Last week we had three balls directly on attackers heads and two other occasions when Giroud preferred not to shoot.

Adli I hope opens things up but the correct type of RW and upgrade of the striker may also be needed
We have yet to score off of Girouds flicks. Or at least I don’t remember any instances.

Sometimes he needs to be more selfish
 
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