The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

[nefremo]

Apparently Gazidis locked Paolo in a room for 3 hours and didn't let him get out until he signed the contract...ala Galliani - Gattuso

 

[MilanBG]

We're obviously trying to make it as tense as possible and then bam announcement live on MilanNews Is this what media company means?

 

[Ryo]

It was a scooby doo type situation with all of them chasing each other

Love that show.
Can totally imagine it happening

 

[Hitchens]

I won't lie, I'm pretty stressed out.

 

[rossonero1]

I wouldn't look too much into massara not being there. Him and maldini are often spotted in different places (i.e one in roma one in ibiza) so nothing new.

They've been attached at the hip lately lol.

 

[Tantalis]

Lack of zaniolo rumors has me feeling sober

 

[Oedipus]

I won't lie, I'm pretty stressed out.

Red(bird) alert we lost our level headed scandinavian. I repeat, we lost our level headed scandinavian

 

[Gennaro8]

I think that we have two possible ways.

First, we gonna buy 3-4 big players and attack CL. That's what Paolo wants.

Second, we gonna bring in few average players, and attack top 4

 

[Tantalis]

If for whatever reason maldini doesn't sign can we at least hire Brad Pitt to act as maldini in the same role?

 

[brk]

I think that we have two possible ways.

First, we gonna buy 3-4 big players and attack CL. That's what Paolo wants.

Second, we gonna bring in few average players, and attack top 4

Would Maldini stay if he knew our ambition was the second option?

 

[AC_Wesley]

Health and Safety Officer @General will have a busy day tomorrow

 

[Gennaro8]

Would Maldini stay if he knew our ambition was the second option?

No. If we can't buy few big players, I think that Paolo doesn't want be part of that

 

[papaberlu]

Red(bird) alert we lost our level headed scandinavian. I repeat, we lost our level headed scandinavian

Hitchens is far from level headed

Guy lost it over Botman

If we ever lose brk then we are in actual trouble (Maldini leaving, Leao leaving on a free, etc etc)

 

[Vennegoor_of_Hesselink]

 

[rossonero1]

July 1st and no renewals arrive which do you prefer lol?

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I forgot the other option that I'm sure Gazidis wants...

 

[Neruda]

I won't lie, I'm pretty stressed out.

Thank you

 

[Hitchens]

Hitchens is far from level headed

Guy lost it over Botman

No I did not.

 

[rossonero1]

We had a few weeks of enjoyment with the scudetto then everything went back to the usual crap.

 

[Master Smurf]

Hitchens is far from level headed

Guy lost it over Botman

If we ever lose brk then we are in actual trouble (Maldini leaving, Leao leaving on a free, etc etc)

My fav Hitch flip was the one over Sam's constant ref musings when it seemed like the title may be slipping away.

That day I thought if team optimism is going down we had no chance but another blip on the road to glory

 

[Gennaro8]

We had 7 good days, that was first week of scudetto. After that just stress

 

[Hitchens]

My fav Hitch flip was the one over Sam's constant ref musings when it seemed like the title may be slipping away.

A watershed moment. Might have lead to the title.

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

@Hitchens after we lost Botman

 

[papaberlu]

No I did not.

I recall you making an apology post over a recent meltdown

I skipped the commode that day since I knew it was gonna be full of bs

 

[rossonero1]

Instead of letting players leave for free they decided this summer they would start letting management leave for free.

 

[Hitchens]

Luca Marchetti, who spoke to Sky Sport 24, spoke about the AC Milan market, between objectives and the situation surrounding the renewal of Maldini and Massara: "We do not believe that there can be any surprises for the renewals, but it is literally singular that there has been no this signature so far. From what we know, the figure of Maldini and Massara has never been questioned, the fact that they have not signed the contract is more a problem of image than of operations. Maldini and Massara have continued to work, it is not that they have been stuck on the market. However, a club that has won the championship and that one day after the expiry of their contract has not yet signed their managers is at least unique ”.

 

[Hitchens]

I recall you making an apology post over a recent meltdown

I skipped the commode that day since I knew it was gonna be full of bs

Ah, the post wedding incident. Decent ammunition for one interested in making a case for me not being level headed.

In my defense I was under the influence and succumbed to mercato stress like a fish in water. The commode was filled to the brim with self flagellating nonsense, a bit like the last few days.

If Costacurta says Paolo is serene I guess we'll get clarity tomorrow. Anything but a Paolo extension will be crushing. I honestly have no idea how I would cope with him leaving.

 

[Rossonero81]

Health and Safety Officer @General will have a busy day tomorrow

I fear for @Gennaro8. I know Dottore @General is good, but Gennaro might be too far gone.

 

[Hitchens]

@Hitchens after we lost Botman
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It was the Stam signing of a new era.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

@Hitchens after we lost Botman
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i think he took it well.

after we "lost" Botman, i didn't say shit, i imagined too many people were already hurting...and to Hitch and some others, i'm anti-Botman so anything i'd have said would have been taken as such.

 

[Rossonero81]

Hitchens is far from level headed

Guy lost it over Botman

If we ever lose brk then we are in actual trouble (Maldini leaving, Leao leaving on a free, etc etc)

I mean this weekend brother @Hitchens was seemingly calm and collected, enjoying a trip on the water in the Norwegian country side. Hitchens today, in dire need of a prescription.