The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

[General]

Geez.. are we gonna lose freddy yungberg again.. and Kojak raving again.. this shouldn't be happening after Maldini signature. Something is wrong

Fuckin YF



why

 

[Storkness]

15 more pages to go, been quite a delightful morning thus far.. excited for what’s to come

 

[LocalHero80]

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15 more pages to go, been quite a delightful morning thus far.. excited for what’s to come

how much for the mug?

 

[General]

I mean, I don’t really think Qass shits his britches when he jizzes but .. at least it’s funny

 

[General]

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15 more pages to go, been quite a delightful morning thus far.. excited for what’s to come

skip the last 3

no seriously… you may wanna skip em

 

[LocalHero80]

Glad we bought Messias after all, so many posters were doubting it after the silence or sending him to monza.

 

[Neo'82]

 

[Master Smurf]

im waiting to see who our "signed out of nowhere" guy is gonna be this summer

Messias

 

[Storkness]

how much for the mug?

It was like 16 bucks I think? Figured I had to pay like 30 for shipping when I got the kit might as well get a mug and a tee

 

[Hitchens]

It was like 16 bucks I think? Figured I had to pay like 30 for shipping when I got the kit might as well get a mug and a tee

You bought the black Scudetto tee?

 

[LocalHero80]

It was like 16 bucks I think? Figured I had to pay like 30 for shipping when I got the kit might as well get a mug and a tee

I'm still waiting for the kit, but Genny may want to add the mug to the package.

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

I realize you are getting a lot of hate here because you say uncomfortable truths. Please continue. There needs to be a balance between the positive and negative and there's no grow if you constantly suck your own dick.

The ppl laughing at Barca are the most confusing. They have just come off a highly successful decade. The last two years have been shit for them but that means still qualifying for CL.

It's such a beta mentality to use the misfortunes of other clubs to justify yourself. You will note that they NEVER mention Bayern or Madrid. I wonder why

Doesn't matter I'm still rubbing my balls on a Barcelona jersey and using it as a rug to dry my feet.

 

[Storkness]

You bought the black Scudetto tee?

Nah it was sold out sadly.. White one with similar logo as the mug, sexy as balls though still

 

[Samaldinho]

I guess the reason there is such a huge difference of opinion is because we have different definitions. For example the movie Moneyball has been referenced here, and most people are talking about the one with Brad Pitt but it seems that for other posters, they saw this one instead:

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I find the Frenkie de Jong saga confusing.

Actually find the entire Barca situation puzzling. How are they even making moves? Romano said yesterday that they're going for Jules Kounde later in the window. How? Their players aren't even getting paid.

That’s the shit I don’t get.
For how shit their situation is, they should have started a “Milan project” like yesterday. Young cheap players low salaries… but then you look at the players they’re bringing in and trying to bring and you wonder if they’re literally ******ed.

 

[Forza AC Milan]

One can hope its going to be SMS. If CDK fails its not that improbable.

If we refused to pay the asking price for Botman or Renato or CDK we certainly won’t be paying the asking price for SMS

 

[Deleted member 35916]

I find the Frenkie de Jong saga confusing.

Actually find the entire Barca situation puzzling. How are they even making moves? Romano said yesterday that they're going for Jules Kounde later in the window. How? Their players aren't even getting paid.

Once you stop believing everything in the media, it becomes quite simple.

 

[Wild]

If we refused to pay the asking price for Botman or Renato or CDK we certainly won’t be paying the asking price for SMS

And if we refuse to pay those players then normally they arent good players.

 

[rossonero1]

There's no other clubs in negotiations for Ziyech besides the Rossoneri. Chelsea prefer to sell outright, but do not exclude a loan.

 

[leaf]

Doesn't matter I'm still rubbing my balls on a Barcelona jersey and using it as a rug to dry my feet.

That's standard Milan fan practice
I wouldn't rub my balls with a Barca jersey...It may cause rashes.
I mean we're dealing with a club that didn't hold on to R9 ffs.
I can't think of a single superstar player who left Milan when he was at his peak (unless you count giving Munich Elber)
That's some provincial shit.

 

[MilanMB]

im waiting to see who our "signed out of nowhere" guy is gonna be this summer

yo... two things

Before, I could just copy/paste the link of a gif and it worked. Now if I copy/paste the "picture"-link the gif is just a picture, if I copy/paste the image address it's just an url to the gif (which works when you click on it). Have I just dreamt that it worked with a simple copy/paste before or have you done something?

also

 

[Pingu]

I hope @Kojak and @yungeddy can now get along together and campaign against the signing of Messias as our starting RW player. Dybala and Ziyech are off the table. What are your thoughts?

 

[Curupira]

There's no other clubs in negotiations for Ziyech besides the Rossoneri. Chelsea prefer to sell outright, but do not exclude a loan.

how we feel about Samu

 

[Storkness]

skip the last 3

no seriously… you may wanna skip em

I shoulda listened. I didn’t, but I should have.

Jk glad I read it all.

I think.

 

[Samaldinho]

Doesn't matter I'm still rubbing my balls on a Barcelona jersey and using it as a rug to dry my feet.

That's really nice of you to support poor clubs with your charitable donation. They need it.

 

[taura]

how we feel about Samu

maybe we should go for this guy called Suso..already played in serie a, in his last 3 full seasons in serie a he had 18, 20 and 18 goal contributions

 

[Deleted member 35916]

Barcelona can buy back the 10% TV rights before the end of 25 years if it achieves an annual growth of 5%-7%. Barça expect to close the 2021-22 season with a profit of €100m. Before the sale of the rights, it could have been €150m losses.

 

[Storkness]

That's really nice of you to support poor clubs with your charitable donation. They need it.

Rumor has it every time you wear their kit, they’re going to start charging a royalty

 

[Samaldinho]

Rumor has it every time you wear their kit, they’re going to start charging a royalty

Makes sense why so many of the Barca fans I know stopped wearing Barca gear and started wearing Milan stuff.

 

[Gennaro8]

We lost first 7 days of mercato, with buying players that already were here.

Now it's time to move on, and bring in some new players