Videogames Thread

[Corzioli]

Yeah during the Superbowl week my neighbour said the same thing....he's trying (too hard) to get to like AF....we all grew up with the REAL football.

Touchdowns, all those terms......frankly I think it's more boring than golf or a game of darts.

I'd rather follow archery on ESPN or something.

 

[manutd fan]

Venting time

Playing someone who I shall not name at Fifa atm. I need 1 point from 2 games to win the league. He's Arsenal, I'm Chelsea (only because United are terrible in this fixture). During a game where I was really outplayed, but defended like a heroic demon, I thought my luck was in and was sure I'd get the point I needed.

After some amazing blocks/defensive work on my part I'm getting confident and more importantly am starting at last to do well offensively. It's the 89th minute when a crappy cross from an Arsenal player goes in the air. Cech is there waiting - easy catch you would think........but he misses it. He fucking missed the shitting ball. It went through his god damn hands and gave he whom I shall not name a tap in. 89th fucking minute and I only needed a point. Fortunately poetic justice would come into play and in the 91st minute the EA servers crashed and the luck evened itself out.

The reason I'm Chelsea is because this guy is a proper cnut with Arsenal. Last 'season' I was 6 points ahead with 2 games remaining (same situation I'm in currently). I get screwed out of the 2nd to last game (Barca/Madrid) leaving me 3 points ahead with 1 game remaining. I had a better GD too - aslong as I didn't lose by more than 2 goals the title was mine. It was United vs Arsenal. 15 minutes into the game and what's the score? United 0-4 Arsenal. In the end I lost 7-1, and thus lost the title on goal difference (after getting robbed the game before).

In short, my opponent is a cnut, this game is a cnut, Cech is a cnut, and my finishing is that of a cnut.

We have to start again it seems. 2 games to go and I only need a point. Hopefully the worldwide conspiracy against me will stop for 15 minutes

 

[hdcantona]

in other words Kalac beat him again and he's a bad loser

 

[manutd fan]

Oh and to add to that, 2 games ago we played a match with random teams (both 3 stars). He scores to make it 1-0 after 82 minutes. I equalise after 88 minutes. He then scores on 91 minutes after I lost my head and gave him the ball to leave him 1 on 1. Fortunately I won the next game 3-0.

HD is also a cnut.

 

[hdcantona]

oh how unlucky of you to lose..... what a fluke that kalac scored after you made a mistake for him to win the game!

 

[manutd fan]

oh how unlucky of you to lose..... what a fluke that kalac scored after you made a mistake for him to win the game!

Nah, that was my fault

 

[Kalac#16]

Venting time

Playing someone who I shall not name at Fifa atm. I need 1 point from 2 games to win the league. He's Arsenal, I'm Chelsea (only because United are terrible in this fixture). During a game where I was really outplayed, but defended like a heroic demon, I thought my luck was in and was sure I'd get the point I needed.

After some amazing blocks/defensive work on my part I'm getting confident and more importantly am starting at last to do well offensively. It's the 89th minute when a crappy cross from an Arsenal player goes in the air. Cech is there waiting - easy catch you would think........but he misses it. He fucking missed the shitting ball. It went through his god damn hands and gave he whom I shall not name a tap in. 89th fucking minute and I only needed a point. Fortunately poetic justice would come into play and in the 91st minute the EA servers crashed and the luck evened itself out.

That disconnection ended up being your loss

Same situation as last season now.

 

[hdcantona]

That disconnection ended up being your loss

ahahahahahahah

tesco value internet strikers again

 

[Kalac#16]

ahahahahahahah

tesco value internet strikers again

Expect an insanely angry rant very soon.

 

[manutd fan]

I'm a broken man. United vs Spurs. I'm 1-0 up and completely dominating. I have a corner, Kalac clears it and somehow Bale is 1 on 1 with Ferdinand straight from the clearence. Rio can't get near, and Bale simply runs and scored. 1-1. Then in the next 5 minutes he scores 2 more. 3-1. Both counters.

2nd half I go all out attack and have him pinned back. I completely dominate (without creating too many chances admittedly) but can't break through. He has two counter attacks, and scores from both. 5-1.

He has 6 shots all game. The one he missed went straight to his striker for an open goal.

Broken doesn't buy it. Sad thing is, in terms of balance of play this was probably my 2nd best game vs Kalac. He was poor - I don't know whether he was on ultra defensive but he spent about 80% of the match in his own 3rd.

I go back to the Chelsea game where Fifa robbed me of a point. ROBBED me.

It's my own fault though. As Kalac will admit he was off form early season - I outplayed him in each of the first 4 games but only won 2 of them (W2, D1, L1). Then we have the game where I let him win in the 91st minute. 2 seasons, both where I needed just a point from 2 games, and lost both on goal difference

I want another season to put things right

ahahahahahahah

tesco value internet strikers again

I think we were both kicked out. Cnut.

 

[Kalac#16]

2 seasons. 2 wins on goal difference, both because of enormous victories on the last game.

 

[manutd fan]

2 seasons. 2 wins on goal difference, both because of enormous victories on the last game.

I need to find a way to deal with your pace. The Arsenal/United game was a bit different because I was battered. In the Spurs/United game I probably should have gone defensive with the same formation to stop you on the counter.

The game really changed just before HT where I had about 4 amazing chances within 10 seconds when the score was 2-1. Valencia missed a 1 on 1, then I missed a tap in, then I took too long with a shot and you blocked and then the ball was coming to Hernandez who had an open goal but the ball seemed to drift away from him - not sure what happened because he fluffed the shot.

Just looked at the H2H and it was 4 wins each and 2 draws - the same as last season so overall it's 8-4-8. So close

Problem is I need about 5 clear cut chances a match because my finishing is so poor. Getting better though.

 

[jammin]

is anyone getting twisted metal?

still remember the awesome games for the ps1.

heres another bf3 masterpiece vid:

 

[joyrider]

I'm fairly serious about not renewing Rino's contract, I'm in the '12/'13 season btw......wonder how the team'd react to this.

which trophies did you win, corz?

 

[Az.]

Alan wake is a good game to play while waiting for a new Resident Evil game.Nice horror game.

 

[derpu]

Anyone still playing counter strike? ：）

 

[Corzioli]

which trophies did you win, corz?

Sorry, just seeing this.

First season: league and UCL. Lost coppa to Napoli. Have to admit, the UCL final vs Arsenal, I reloaded it a couple times. But the league I won fair.

Second season: treble. Bought a couple of A-list players for that including Toni Kroos, Charlie Adam, Vidal. Then Bassong, De Bryune and a couple others.

Third season now: Rossi, Balotelli, Kanemi (to replace Abbia), Pedro Leon....smaller names like Mazuch, Iago and Boyd as back-up players. We won the UEFA Supercup and the Supercoppa. In December now, CWC starts soon.

 

[Corzioli]

Anyone still playing counter strike?

Seriously?

 

[derpu]

LOL suddenly feel the urge to play shooting games, I played Darkside Chronicles last month when visiting my cousins during chinese new year, not bad

 

[Corzioli]

DC? Oooooooooooh, the memories ....which scenario did you prefer, the Rockfort Island one, Raccoon City or Operation Javier?

 

[Corzioli]

Shooting games......if you're thinking fairly retro, I recommend 007: Nightfire (was a classic!) or Timesplitters (cartoon-like characters, very fast-paced).

 

[derpu]

the Raccoon City of course, that's the only story I'm familiar haha

 

[Corzioli]

That G fight took aeons for me to complete.....maybe that's because I started out with AI Claire as my partner.....for most of the game I played with AI partners.....AI Jack Krauser in Operation Javier, AI Claire Redfield in Raccoon City, AI Steve Burnside in Rockfort (till Chris came in).......it was close to the end of the final chapter in the OJ scenario that a friend FINALLY picked up the Wiimote and decided to help out.

I'm like, after I've done all the hardwork? D'you know how many bosses I had to terminate to get here?

 

[Corzioli]

Hey Depreciation, remember this?

 

[derpu]

LOL no i didn't play this one Only played the Leon and Claire game, the first form of Birkin is surprisingly the most difficult boss IMO

And what the hell is that didn't know that skullgreymon makes an appearance in RE game.

 

[Corzioli]

No problem..though you did miss much in the other scenarios.

Mr. X was a BOTHER. Really fucking annoying. Right from the Raccoon City Police Department HQ, all the way to the subway (?) where the injured Ada throws you the RPG.

Birkin 1 was really cwwazy..that part where he/it throws the stick at you and just misses? The whole Birkin (G) battle took me hours to clear. :/



That creature was formerly Javier Hidalgo. He merged with some BIG-ASS Veronica plant and became that.

Ironically that battle was really easy..one, because of all the experience I'd gotten during the whole game, two, because I had a solid human partner assisting me.

 

[Corzioli]

And it was the grand, final battle. After hours and hours and HOURS of swiping the Wiimote around and hammering the 'trigger' button.

 

[Corzioli]

Nostalgia for you Depreciation.

 

[derpu]

I remember Claire saying "what was that?!" so often in the game, after a dozen zombies people would think that she gets the idea.

 

[Corzioli]

<3 Claire <3

Loved her more than ever in Degeneration..she'd developed into a true leader by then, but could still kick T-virus ass if necessary.

She's always been really pretty too.

Lucky Chris..sisters like her are quite rare.