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Alexandre Pato Thread

How many goals will Pato score for Milan in 2012-2013?


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Milan lab fucked up Pato, its common knowledge by now. Maybe he will return one day like Kaka, but I would like to see him play in the Premiership or in Spain first.
 

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Good for him, though looks more like an owngoal.
 

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Inzaghi-esque goals these days :thumbsup:
 

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Good he will get more confidence by improving his numbers.
 

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seeing him in another european club would break my heart

i fucking love pato <3
 

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Pato on the MilanLab: "I was playing, getting injured, recovering, and then going back to see the physic again.."

Pato on MilanLab: "It is the fault of the doctors who were forcing me to return to the pitch too soon."


adding to that, when he joined corinthians, their doctors said that he had many unhealed injuries.
 

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Alexandre Pato: "My injuries at Milan were due to wrong treatment by the club."
Former Milan striker Alexandre Pato spoke to SporTV about the injury hell that he experienced at Milan.


"I went through 18 months at Milan where I kept on getting injured. And now everyone can see what's happening there now: the players keep on sustaining injuries. It proves that the physical problems I experienced at Milan weren't my fault. I paid dearly for my injuries and I'm paying a price that doesn't depend on me. I was playing, getting injured, recovering and then going back in to see the physio. It's the fault of the doctors who were forcing me to return to the pitch too soon. The treatment at Milan is different to the one I get here. They work a lot on physique in the gym, swimming pool and physiotherapy. At Milan, they do 20 days of work in just a week, so it's only normal that the body can't handle it. I haven't had any injuries this season."
 

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Pato speaks the truth. We lost a scudetto cos of our "doctors" that treat our players.

Sage said it somewhere earlier and I agree, sack every person in MilanLab.
 

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Pato is full of shit, cause i certainly don't recall these methods being issues for a much physically weaker pirlo... or seedorf (not weak) or gattuso or list dozens or others.

Allegri: "Pato's declarations? It's not very nice to accuse those who work in a professional manner. Self-criticism is good sometimes."



The kid has proven to be unprofessional, petulant child. Why on earth would I trust his word.

If these words came out of nesta or Ambrosini or sheva or seedorf or someone with any credibility, MAYBE I'd buy it...

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He haS NEVER taken responsibility in his time at milan for anything. Never.
 

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yeh, years of the squad being hampered by injuries, trust in milan lab :lol: :proud:


pato leaves milan, only injuries were bruises to his ankle from matches.


and allegri would obviously defend his staff :lol:


iirc ibra said "their lab? I try to stay away from them"
 

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yeh, years of the squad being hampered by injuries, trust in milan lab :lol: :proud:


pato leaves milan, only injuries were bruises to his ankle from matches.


and allegri would obviously defend his staff :lol:

where were the major injuries last year? You do realize sometimes injuries just happen in sport.

Now I'm not saying doctors are 100%, but they have won a lot of awards, particularly for prevention of injury and prolongment of careers of players.

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IMO there's just an element of excursion in top flight sport these days. Too many games, too many high level games, leading to muscular injuries.

Montolivo is a prime example. He played like 60 games last year? You think TRAINING and doctors are at fault for him getting a pulled muscle?


Yah of course pato feels better, he's moved to a much more relaxed league where he doesn't have to work near as hard.
 

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Pato is full of shit, cause i certainly don't recall these methods being issues for a much physically weaker pirlo... or seedorf (not weak) or gattuso or list dozens or others.

Allegri: "Pato's declarations? It's not very nice to accuse those who work in a professional manner. Self-criticism is good sometimes."



The kid has proven to be unprofessional, petulant child. Why on earth would I trust his word.

If these words came out of nesta or Ambrosini or sheva or seedorf or someone with any credibility, MAYBE I'd buy it...

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He haS NEVER taken responsibility in his time at milan for anything. Never.

And yet we are facing another injury crisis and he has had less issues with injuries since his return to Brazil....
 

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iirc ibra said "their lab? I try to stay away from them"

yeah.... that quote was a reference to he doesn't want to get hurt....


i believe nesta and maldini said similar 'you never want to go to physio' or something tot that effect
 

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You know there is half truths to what Pato said because Milan always have 10+ players out at the same time. But Pato himself needs to look at himself and figure out why he was constantly "injured". Muscles are easy to maintain. As long as your constantly stretching and keeping things from going into knots, you wont suffer muscular injuries. Instead of having sex with Barbara, Pato should have focused more on himself. Plus let's not compare the Italian climate in the winter vs the Brazilian climate. The climate does play a role in Pato's injuries as well. Plus the Brazilian league is not like any European league where players run like crazy. Pato has to do 3-4 runs every game and he calls it a day. Even I can do 4-5 sprints everyday in 90 minutes and not feel the repercussions.



Milan Lab does need to get its shit together tho
 

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And yet we are facing another injury crisis and he has had less issues with injuries since his return to Brazil....

and guess what?

inter faced a huge crisis last year, and we didn't. juve had one 3 years ago, and we didn't.


There is an element of randomness and other factors to it. Allegri is right, blaming a doctor for your injuries is a joke.


You get hurt in sports sometimes. Sometimes bad luck happens to teams. More than anything, blaming others for your problems every time their is one is epitome of childish.

it's allegri's fault
it's milan's fault
it's illuminati's fault
it's x,y,z's fault


The audacity he has to attack a club who paid him to do jack shit is beyond frustrating.
 

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You know there is half truths to what Pato said because Milan always have 10+ players out at the same time. But Pato himself needs to look at himself and figure out why he was constantly "injured". Muscles are easy to maintain. As long as your constantly stretching and keeping things from going into knots, you wont suffer muscular injuries. Instead of having sex with Barbara, Pato should have focused more on himself. Plus let's not compare the Italian climate in the winter vs the Brazilian climate. The climate does play a role in Pato's injuries as well. Plus the Brazilian league is not like any European league where players run like crazy. Pato has to do 3-4 runs every game and he calls it a day. Even I can do 4-5 sprints everyday in 90 minutes and not feel the repercussions.



Milan Lab does need to get its shit together tho

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Everyone read this post. Most fair thing.


My issue is fact he'd even say this considering how much Milan did for him. Just keep your mouth shut. He's ALWAYS looking for excuses and that's why he's not a top player. I have never heard other top players point blame constantly at others like him.

I still maintain, a lot of issue is down to way too many games between club and country for too many players. Players these days play like 60-70 games 11 months a year. What do you expect? It's not surprising almost every player who played summer internationals is nagging injuries (including like saponara who played u20s)
 

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and guess what?

inter faced a huge crisis last year, and we didn't. juve had one 3 years ago, and we didn't.


There is an element of randomness and other factors to it. Allegri is right, blaming a doctor for your injuries is a joke.


You get hurt in sports sometimes. Sometimes bad luck happens to teams. More than anything, blaming others for your problems every time their is one is epitome of childish.

it's allegri's fault
it's milan's fault
it's illuminati's fault
it's x,y,z's fault


The audacity he has to attack a club who paid him to do jack shit is beyond frustrating.

Pato's just pissed because he knows where he currently is and where his successor Mario Balotelli is.
 

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Pato's just pissed because he knows where he currently is and where his successor Mario Balotelli is.

Maybe, but when you consider way he was constantly backed by club, despite massive cricitisms and all his issues.

You think he'd be more greatful.



He just comes across as a gigantic child with little professionalism
 

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Alexandre Pato: They work a lot on physique in the gym, swimming pool and physiotherapy.

it's not clear to me because it's sandwiched between a sentence about his current club and then one about milan...when he refers to "they" in this sentence is he talking about corinthians or milan?

i think he is talking about milan. anyone know?
 

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where he is? he's fit and finally playing football.


if he was at milan he'd probably still be rotting on the injury table.

it's not clear to me because it's sandwiched between a sentence about his current club and then one about milan...when he refers to "they" in this sentence is he talking about corinthians or milan?

i think he is talking about milan. anyone know?

he's talking about corinthians
 

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where he is? he's fit and finally playing football.


if he was at milan he'd probably still be rotting on the injury table.



he's talking about corinthians

Seedorf is fit and finally playing football as well, that's not saying much :lol:
 

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he's talking about corinthians

OK so then he's saying working on physique in the gym, swimming pool and physiotherapy are what corinthians do with their players...and that this works and is good for him

what the heck is milanlab doing then?
 

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He speaks the truth but I beleive he should take some responsibility for his injuries.

His wife divorced him because he was out partying too much. He was probably out partying with his lazy brazillian crew of ronaldinho and other lazy unprofessional brazillians (robinho etc.).
 

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it's not clear to me because it's sandwiched between a sentence about his current club and then one about milan...when he refers to "they" in this sentence is he talking about corinthians or milan?

i think he is talking about milan. anyone know?

i read it as he's talking about milan.

Milan is known for working on players body for 'injury prevention' and thus prolonging careerS (see maldini, pippo and many others who played at high levels long). That's technically how milan lab got a famous rep.


But i honestly think biggest issue is milanlab not adapting to the ridiculous schedule of top flight players.

Look at montolivo. League + UCL + Italian NT commitments. He's playing twice a week for like 10-11 months. Honestly, body isn't designed for that, and that's why he has some muscular issues.


Pato plays in a much more lax league with 1 game a week and no secondary commitments. What do you expect really?

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Seedorf has been asking for years to cut down amount of games cause of stress on body. Milan is currently in a bad spot injury wise, but I can recall a year ago inter had 11-12 out at once, same w/ juve. I can recall it w/ EPL teams too. I mean, there is an element of randomness to it...
 

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corinthians

The treatment at Milan is different to the one I get here. They work a lot on physique in the gym, swimming pool and physiotherapy.

milan

At Milan, they do 20 days of work in just a week, so it's only normal that the body can't handle it. I haven't had any injuries this season."
 

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Allegri: "Pato's declarations? It's not very nice to accuse those who work in a professional manner. Self-criticism is good sometimes."

Shitelegri? Professional?
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

>Taiwo : S#!tlegri doesn't talk to me
>Pato :S#!tlegri doesn't tell me what he wants
>Benches Pato right after missing a fucking penalty to fuck with his confidence
>Ignores Bojan
>Urby criticizes his tactics = tossed out for a year
>Always affraid to cross the stronger personalities like Prince and Ibra
>Goes to Inzaghi's training sessions to scream at him
>Niang taken off the list for punishment
>Placing an motherfucking injured Pazzo on the list
>Asking for his favourite CF when we couldn't be more stacked in attack and flimsy in the mid and defense

etc
etc

Do I really have to continue? :fp:

the fact is that quite a few of the players (Pato, P!rlo, Seedorf, Ronaldinho, Aubameyang) -that have left have been fucking shining under a coach who recognizes that in spite of their flaws they have tremendous assets that can contribute to a winning formula.

The SAD thing is that it's generally a certain type of player that goes under-appreciated under the shit one ...the type of player that veers more on the technical side as opposed to the effort/grit side. Allegri makes it clear that he wants above all else - fit and strong players as that is what his shit Cagliari mind can accommodate....and we wonder why we can't unlock stubborn parked bus defenses.....moooaaaar dai dai dai...moaaaar pressing ....moaar strikerzzz...wait...why isn't it working :conf:

Add this to his letting his personal feelings and rifts with players to colour his decisions to the point of making counter productive choices and you have the steaming pile of horse shit that shat out Allegri

Professional my fucking black ass :o
 

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Pato is full of shit, cause i certainly don't recall these methods being issues for a much physically weaker pirlo... or seedorf (not weak) or gattuso or list dozens or others.

Allegri: "Pato's declarations? It's not very nice to accuse those who work in a professional manner. Self-criticism is good sometimes."



The kid has proven to be unprofessional, petulant child. Why on earth would I trust his word.

If these words came out of nesta or Ambrosini or sheva or seedorf or someone with any credibility, MAYBE I'd buy it...

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He haS NEVER taken responsibility in his time at milan for anything. Never.

you forgot to mention all the coke he was doing that he obviously cant get in Brazil :fp:


also, the players you listed werent growing when they came to Milan, it is quite different dealing with a growing body than it is to deal with a mature one
 

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