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The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

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  • The Final Meltdown

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  • Next Week is our Week

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Remember all the analysis on how it couldnt be a 50m mercato

- well it isnt over yet and I'm no math wiz but we might not even hit that number
oh i remember. according to our balance sheet we could easily afford 2-3 50mil transfers this summer. the brutal truth currently looks like it will be 50mil invested in total…if we're lucky
 
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I need to rewatch this movie
 
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De Ligt to Bayern.
 

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Crunchiness in the air is 15x better than the two options.
I have to agree, and since we obviously don't have a clear winner, I'm absolutely in favour of taking Crunchiness in the Air. It fits and it's positive. We need positivity.

@General @AC_Wesley
 
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Stories like this are just too weird to me, so reminiscent of the Botman stuff, some of the wording around Milan transfers has been very odd this year-can’t remember it ever being as strange. No one knows anything
 
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Its really cute that Maldini wanted more power & veto free for a budget of 20mil :lol:
 
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downloading as we speak. I think it was like 10-15 years ago I saw this movie.

For those who don't know: Ghettoblaster / Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

 
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I have to agree, and since we obviously don't have a clear winner, I'm absolutely in favour of taking Crunchiness in the Air. It fits and it's positive. We need positivity.

@General @AC_Wesley
We are deliberating

grazie
 

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here it is...at 23:25


why is this so funny
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at first he got a WTF, then he got the others in with him

like his vibe

cannot WAIT for him to fuck with inter players
 
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Maldini is a gangster he will do whatever is necessary with meager funds.
 
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De Ligt to Bayern

 

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Serie A lost Koulibaly and De Ligt. But we have Kalulu and Tomori, rising stars
 
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I should have took Braveheart & Gladiator & shut my fuckin mouth up.
Now the talk is about Dont be a menace :fp:
 
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I guess the market agrees that he isn't a huge flop. Yet, at least.
I also think he'll be much better at Bayern. Juve was never a good fit for him.

Still... Tomori > De Ligt and I'm still waiting for those who said otherwise to get banned.
 
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