The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[mrki]

Buongiorno is a mediocre player. And wasted money.

 

[Curupira]

Buongiorno is a mediocre player. And wasted money.

Would only make sense if we can include Colombo for an inflated value as well. Let’s be honest, ain’t nobody paying 15m straight up for Colombo

Otherwise this is a major shift in terms of our transfer strategy

 

[tonyb]

Buongiorno arrives - everyone will agree he's our best CB by the summer.

 

[nonsonoqui]

I personally think there is no chance Buongiorno comes in January. Cairo is sort of a dickhead.

 

[Curupira]

I personally think there is no chance Buongiorno comes in January. Cairo is sort of a dickhead.

Contract until 2028.

Basically a hostage now. But then again, we wouldn’t want any of our desired players to leave mid season when they have long contracts with us just bc a bigger club is showing interest

 

[nonsonoqui]

Contract until 2028.

Basically a hostage now. But then again, we wouldn’t want any of our desired players to leave mid season when they have long contracts with us just bc a bigger club is showing interest

Totally.

When I say dickhead, I fully recognize that I’m being a hypocrite.

 

[Curupira]

Totally.

When I say dickhead, I fully recognize that I’m being a hypocrite.

Nah. He did ruin it for his club and to some degree Belotti’s career just because of his giant ego. In the end Torino was always going to lose him just a matter of time and for how much.

This is the problem with trying to go the route of Italians; most are extremely overrated by their clubs

 

[Wild]

I see people "laughing gifs and insulting" but no counter arguments. Posting gifs and saying orphans blabla like children with coloring books, shows your intelligence. This is a forum if you reply, make it so with arguments, but you only know how to spew sewage gifs and "burn" words.

Next time don't quote me of reply to me with tinpot, trash bin gifs and one sentence. Kids with attention span of orangutans and thats an insult to orangutans.

 

[Cloren]

Maldini signing Moncada is the best thing I’ve read in this forum. No joke.

 

[beegees]

Pioli out

 

[Cloren]

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Thoughts on CARLO ANCELOTTI this season?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Julien Laurens (of ESPN) who seems pretty dialed in with French players is reporting that Benzema wants to leave Saudi.

EPL teams are obviously a candidate, I wonder what Benz would look like in our setup?

We can buy a Benz in 4 instalments. Maybe interest free loan if we are lucky. Benzema nha. Leao giroud and jovic salaries all together will be needed for one benzi.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

On a sidenote I don't understand why Saudi think signing players for hundreds of millions in wages will raise their profile, most of them seem to want out already. If I was them I would had currupted UEFA officials to make the Saudi league join the CL thats the only way they will ever be competitive

Who would want live in. Backward country lel. No offence. Actually full offence meant.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Why the fuck is he talking about squad matters?

He may be relying thoughts of others, or trying to play down our interest, but his thoughts and wants shouldn't hold much credence.

David isn't a "real forward", we have a tree currently playing the "real forward" role currently... Not knocking him, he's doing a great job, but...

I still think there's something to the David rumours...

David from what I have seen isn't strong enough. Doesn't have that nuggety type build of latuaro for his height.

 

[Hugh Janus]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Clown

 

[LemonCookies]

"Now" just means today. Tomorrow, though? After Ibra craters his nuts in Urboner's forehead? Buongiorno all Milan! Here we go! Deal worth 12 bananas and a dildo (per sources)

 

[Kuroha]

FFS is the new trend for every player interested in joining us to travel to Milano & be spotted by journalists, thus intensifying pressure on us to sign X player?

Looks like our marketing and media division became good enough it's make agents start using us to leverage their client's price

 

[Kuroha]

As much as I don't like, nor want Conte, it would be fun to see how this team would perform under him:

CF - Jovic/Pulisic

Theo - Tiji - Adli/Bennacer - Ruben - Musah

GM - Thiaw - Tomori

Mike​

That backline is tailored made for him.
Theo and Musah tearing up the sides with their big engines and that midfield packed with creaty mids.

If we do end up with Conte, it's going to be adapt or die for Leao, and I feel that he is more likely to "die" than adapt.

Dafuq, GM

 

[Kuroha]

Pioli out

Mentally-weak player trying too hard to act as a team leader.

This is what happened.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Rafael leao is still our best player. Pioli is the problem.

 

[LemonCookies]

Dafuq, GM

Gabbia Matteo

 

[nefremo]

Rafael leao is still our best player. Pioli is the problem.

Pioli is the problem for many things. But he can't be the problem for our winger taking 15 shots and not hitting the target even once to at least force a save. That one's on Leao

 

[Kmoney]

Well that's all the attention I will give you trolls so I hope you enjoyed it. I enjoyed Milan winning the Serie A after a decade and being on the right track again.

Also the only counter arguments I saw was Moncada being hired by Elliot and I stand corrected there, and people celebrating a 2nd place with Gattuso.

I try to be fair and understand people and I'm not saying Maldini didn't make mistakes made plently like all Sporting Directors, but putting all his work in the toilet just means you are not Milan fans just trolls.

And I came here to support my team with Milan fans not to converse with trolls.

I will only converse with positive criticism individuals and arguments that have thought's behind them, even if I don't agree.

Rest of you can keep talking toxic hate and post gifs.

People can only type Messias, Origi, and Dest so many times before they get tired of it

 

[Ryo]

People can only type Messias, Origi, and Dest so many times before they get tired of it

Why type those three when you can type the likes of Meite, Mandzukic, Pellegri, Ballo Toure, bringing back Bakayoko to sit on the bench for 2 seasons, Vranckx, Lazetic, Vasquez, and Cee Dee Kay.

 

[Kmoney]

Why type those three when you can type the likes of Meite, Mandzukic, Pellegri, Ballo Toure, bringing back Bakayoko to sit on the bench for 2 seasons, Vranckx, Lazetic, Vasquez, and Cee Dee Kay.

Don’t twist the dagger on him

 

[Kmoney]

Pioli out

Unreal. It’s worse than I thought

 

[Ash-ish]

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Who dis lady?

 

[ACM14061988]

Giroud has flu and did not train the last few days but he should play in Udine. Florenzi, Pellegrino and Sportiello will be called up

 

[Thenebra]

Giroud has flu and did not train the last few days but he should play in Udine. Florenzi, Pellegrino and Sportiello will be called up