The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[ACM14061988]

Send Pobega on loan with obligation to a team like Genoa or Udinese and promote Zeroli

 

[La Chupacabra]

You did it motherfuckers!!!! Finale!

 

[iamditi]

At least we have something to be proud of this year. They are doing amazing things we never had academy like this.

Hope next year they start playing in Seria C.

 

[Kmoney]

Saw the full second half. Incredible!

Also I prefer Simmelhack to Camarda. And the RB is pretty good as well

 

[BrianAC]

Start promoting the youngsters to the first team and get rid of the dead wood

 

[Edu-bY-A]

Zeroli, Ladies and Gentlemen, already better than Bennacer.

 

[Shiby]

Nice. Grande Milan.

Abate beats the competition favourites. He will get his chance as the head coach at one point.

 

[La Chupacabra]

Zeroli mom!!! (2 goal Porto he has a fault, but it was a great header)

 

[Curupira]

Zeroli, Ladies and Gentlemen, already better than Bennacer.

He better get 50m buy out clause this summer or his agent is a complete noob

 

[iamditi]

Saw the full second half. Incredible!

Also I prefer Simmelhack to Camarda. And the RB is pretty good as well

I missed the game only saw penalties. Did they play a good game?

 

[Ashish]

I remember somebody’s girlfriend worked in a hospital in Milan confirmed Pato was secretly checked in

It was senaotre‘s cousin

 

[fray]

Fair to say Abate got some credit in the bank. Twice topped the UCL group with the likes of Chelsea, Salzburg, Dinamo, PSG and Dortmund. Semifinals last year, final this year.

 

[papaberlu]

Zeroli can become for Milan what Bellingham is for Real. A mental monster and crunch-time player.

... but not with a coach like Pioli or Conte. You need a coach who trusts young players.

First time actually watching him

I thought he was a DM but Abate used him in that Jude role the whole match. Clutch in the goal and pen shootout

No worries about that, his next coach will be Bonera in the B Team

 

[Kmoney]

I missed the game only saw penalties. Did they play a good game?

I only saw second half. Overall very scrappy. Porto were the better team and missed a lot of chances. Camarda hardly touched the ball. Our RB I thought was our best player (forgot his name).

 

[La Chupacabra]

Play Zerloli and Simic 90 min each game after Juve. Raveyre should also get a game

 

[Kmoney]

First time actually watching him

I thought he was a DM but Abate used him in that Jude role the whole match. Clutch in the goal and pen shootout

No worries about that, his next coach will be Bonera in the B Team

Zeroli is 19. I think he needs to be in the first team

 

[ymsv]

Nice. Grande Milan.

Abate beats the competition favourites. He will get his chance as the head coach at one point.

Maybe he does not want to be a senior team coach and prefer to work with youths .

 

[Master Smurf]

We took some good PK's

 

[AC Kid]

Primavera in CL final!!! Grande

 

[Shiby]

Zeroli is 19. I think he needs to be in the first team

If he has any quality he needs to start playing for the first team. Hes gonna be 20 next season. If he isnt getting minutes when he is 20 then its not happening.

 

[Kmoney]

This Nsiala guy is also left footed and pretty physical. Wonder how ready he is. I’m guessing Abate rates Simic above him

 

[AC_Wesley]

Congratulations . We are visionary. Cruising for the win in comfy gear

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Special shout out to brother @Qaas . We're always in the same boat.

Also fuck those with a username ending on a digit. You guys are a pain to add

 

[La Chupacabra]

I only saw second half. Overall very scrappy. Porto were the better team and missed a lot of chances. Camarda hardly touched the ball. Our RB I thought was our best player (forgot his name).

Both Real and Porto outplayed us for one half, 1st half Real and 2 half today. Kids kept composure tho and had luck

 

[Kmoney]

Maybe he does not want to be a senior team coach and prefer to work with youths .

I was surprised they gave Bonera the U23 team job over him

 

[papaberlu]

Fair to say Abate got some credit in the bank. Twice topped the UCL group with the likes of Chelsea, Salzburg, Dinamo, PSG and Dortmund. Semifinals last year, final this year.

I thought so too but they put Bonera in charge of the B Team

Maybe Abate isn't there yet

 

[Kmoney]

Stalmach is the Bennacer of primavera

Midget who dribbles too much and loses the ball in key areas

 

[Il grande Milan]

I don't understand, a month ago, I read here from several people how awful abate and the primavera were

 

[patosheva]

Bravo Abate and primavera
Gk
Simic
Nsiala
Zeroli

 

[Alo88]

Can I point out that only the other week it was heralded that we had a brilliant attack since the new players came in and we're scoring more from the bench than like any team in the world.

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C'mon Deep, just 5 days ago we literally scored three goals in one game and one of them from the bench even

Our problem is not scoring. Our problem is that in our last three games, we couldn't last 10 minutes without conceding. Heck, in two of those three games we even conceded two in about that time span. That's what we have to solve. Zirkzee is not going to help out defending and Pioli won't suddenly find a balanced way to attack and defend with Sesko alone.

 

[Milan10]

There are players in the squad that it’s time to move on from, Giroud and Bennacer, for example, probably Kjaer as well even though he’s asked as a literal cripple to play a high press, Calabria.

But

You cannot turn on our squad when they have been subjected to amateur tactics and run into the fucking ground over the last few years. Several players have regressed because they were run into the ground.

It’s hard to murder Leao when fucking Ruben Loftus Cheek is deployed as our CAM and his running mate up top is Olivier Giroud, who is only good for fucking and not much running at this point in his career.

Look at our player heat maps, it’s a literal gang fuck in the middle of the pitch. You can’t tell the difference between our midfield and CBs.

I don’t believe we are anywhere near the top 8 clubs in Europe this season, but the squad also has zero chance with the way it’s being deployed and utilized.

We are going to be upset with the players when we fielded Bennacer and Calabria as our midfield yesterday with RLC at CAM, Musah at RWB, and Theo at LCB?

No fucking way. I would be so confused, angry, and frustrated sexually that I would pass the ball out of bounds too if I were Leao or Maignan.

This season is ALL on Pioli. It’s not like we only just barely came up short. Inter raped us on the pitch and in Serie A. We were impotent against Newcastle and Dortmund and we got destroyed playing a high press in Paris against the fastest side in Europe.

We got kicked out of the Coppa by Atalanta and out of Europa by a Roma side managed by a fat fuck that couldn’t survive Serie B.

Yes, there’s a gap in terms of quality between Milan and Real Madrid, but there’s also a gap between our squad and AS Roma, Atalanta, Newcastle, and Dortmund? And guess what, it’s not the gap that played out on the pitch.

It took us 170 minutes to score against Roma, 50 of those minutes we were up a man.