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[Vms]

WTF is with the Nocerino meme spreading? The troll horde is all over goal.com and other web-sites posting Nocerino related jokes (with lots of similarities to Chuck Norris theme).

Look what i find in goal.com

PSG bid 500 million for Nocerino, however Galliani stated "we will sell you the club, but not Nocerino"

 

[massaro]

nocerino is really underrated now we pay 500000 for him he exceed all expectations and now people are acting like is is a bonafide scrub give me a guy that play with heart passion like him over some prima donna like robinho guy like that are the epitome of waste of talent

 

[Neenyg]

I knew it

I don't know what Van Persie has to do with any of it but hey its amusing!

 

[Costanza]

Haha Nocerino is taking over.

 

[yagami7gnr]

nocerino is really underrated now we pay 500000 for him he exceed all expectations and now people are acting like is is a bonafide scrub give me a guy that play with heart passion like him over some prima donna like robinho guy like that are the epitome of waste of talent

Nocerino is between underrated and overrated. Against lesser opposition, he is a good player. Against tougher opposition, he struggles a lot. Binho maybe a awful finisher; however, he is not a prima donna like DInho was.

 

[jammin]

are we all living in nuttela's fantasy?

 

[IL-Capitano]

Done

 

[derpu]

people are going to be massively disapointed if they believe everything that is written here.

Surely nobody is that idiotic.

 

[Senatore_M84]

nocerino is really underrated now we pay 500000 for him he exceed all expectations and now people are acting like is is a bonafide scrub give me a guy that play with heart passion like him over some prima donna like robinho guy like that are the epitome of waste of talent

I got to agree. I was one of first to criticize him when everyone here was overpraising him but now its ridiculous.

Nocerinos a good player. In an ideal situation, I see 2 mids who are probable starters, montolivo and boateng. If we got 2 quality mid prospects nocerino would move to role I think of him as (if we want to be ucl quality). That's squad player, first cm off the bench. He'll get enough games...

 

[voom]

Nocerino will beat Chuck Norris.

 

[Lord7God]

Nocerino is God like , he is a legend among men ..Infact Chuck Norris wear's Antonio Nocerino pyjama's.

 

[gucciluc]

Official!

Nocerino recently turned down an offer from PSG. Reportedly he was going to earn 23 mil a year. He chose to stay with Milan though.

 

[voom]

Nocerino is so cool,that he laugh all the time

 

[Senatore_M84]

By the way...... were either muntari or flamini signed?

Cause by my count we only have 5 renewed mids + merkel? Boateng, ambrosini, montolivo, nocerino, traore.....

 

[voom]

Official!

Nocerino recently turned down an offer from PSG. Reportedly he was going to earn 23 mil a year. He chose to stay with Milan though.

Legend

 

[massaro]

Nocerino is between underrated and overrated. Against lesser opposition, he is a good player. Against tougher opposition, he struggles a lot. Binho maybe a awful finisher; however, he is not a prima donna like DInho was.

robinho is ann underachiver were you expecting this kind of season form nocerino when we sign him not to mention our change is position when we got muntari
hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard i done with guys like robinho ronaldinho or adriano they are no better than som con artist

 

[Capo Ultra]

Official!

Nocerino recently turned down an offer from PSG. Reportedly he was going to earn 23 mil a year. He chose to stay with Milan though.

Too lazy to check, but I suppose that it's our ******ed Venezuelan "friend" from Twitter who wrote that

 

[voom]

Nocerino the Crazy Horse , one of the best player on Earth from goal.com



Man City offered 1 billion, the whole squad and the Etihad Stadium for Nocerino, however Galliani stated "we'll think about letting Antonio go if we become a serious offer"

 

[voom]

Nocerino to score a hat trick from bench using his mind.Wrote by Costanza

 

[milanpalermo23]

I havent seen any Nocerino memes!!!!

Where are they? MUST SEE THEM.

 

[jammin]

By the way...... were either muntari or flamini signed?

Cause by my count we only have 5 renewed mids + merkel? Boateng, ambrosini, montolivo, nocerino, traore.....

yea has our multi-talented, freak-of-nature, star athlete Muntari been signed permanently yet?

 

[Neenyg]

I havent seen any Nocerino memes!!!!

Where are they? MUST SEE THEM.

Just go on any comments on most recent articles on Goal.com and people are loving him

 

[gucciluc]

Nocerino the Crazy Horse , one of the best player on Earth from goal.com



Man City offered 1 billion, the whole squad and the Etihad Stadium for Nocerino, however Galliani stated "we'll think about letting Antonio go if we become a serious offer"

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Im at work right, started laughing out loud. my colleagues were looking strange at me

 

[Master Smurf]

Massive hacking is taking place replacing Nocerino for Chuck Norris, wiping his existence from memory.

Nocerino's trimmed whiskers are donated to science to find the meaning of life

Nocerino has been given the lead in a film pitting him against Jet Li Donnie Yen and Rain, he is filming it while preparing to fight Pac Man and Money back to back. Once victorious he will terminate the sport of boxing.

Nocerino cultist are plotting an attack on the temple of Ibra - they claim that it is only right and must be done to supplant the less dominant teaching, plus their way is filled with joy and devoid of the separatist hater movement.

OK - any new rumors?

 

[Neenyg]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Im at work right, started laughing out loud. my colleagues were looking strange at me

Same here, I am also at work and started giggling incessantly, this Nocerino stuff is too much!

 

[milanpalermo23]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH What a legend!!!!!!

NOCENORRIS

 

[Charbel]

Too lazy to check, but I suppose that it's our ******ed Venezuelan "friend" from Twitter who wrote that

You both don't get along, do you?

 

[voom]

under his beard Nocerino has the foot of maradona , he will score 3 goals with his beard

After these turbulent days for Milan and all this Thiago rumours,we have Noce to cheer us up

 

[jammin]

Nocerino cultist are plotting an attack on the temple of Ibra - they claim that it is only right and must be done to supplant the less dominant teaching, plus their way is filled with joy and devoid of the separatist hater movement.

alrite, this was funny.

 

[acmf2002]

this thread so boring !!!