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The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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Don't be that guy

You saw our matches.
Yep should have won 3P at Iduna with those Serie D finishing not being converted.

Should have converted the pen at 0-0 and im pretty sure we wouldnt have ended losing that aswell (at least a draw which would have qualifed us)
 
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Fuck Gerry, Fuck RedTurd, Fuck Milan, Forza Maldini ❤️ 🖤 ❤️ 🖤
firing garcia and replacing him with mazzarri was really a masterstroke

„literally anybody would do better than pioli“:lol:
 
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Well he left the club embarrassed by the city rivals and in 5th place

Baby steps you know
I'm so glad that not only is the club looking so much better without him but they've also showed their city rivals how much better they are now.
 
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Paolo and Boban didn’t let go off that microphone when Berlusconi and Galliani were here :lol:

Life is full of ironies.
 
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He shat on the management and club at their weakest point

Should they kiss his feet?

After they fucked him over... it's the least I'd expect. These yanks are the worst.
 
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@Mods next poll please x

A. Maldini bad?

B. Maldini good?
 
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I'm so glad that not only is the club looking so much better without him but they've also showed their city rivals how much better they are now.
Wait, are you drunk?

What team are you watching lol... Oh wait, I get it x
 

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Wait, are you drunk?

What team are you watching lol... Oh wait, I get it x
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It’s just disgusting how this management is trying to make dear Paolo a villain. I don't care whether you get Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar in one transfer window, you don't touch Paolo, some respect for our club legend
Where did you see Milan board disrespecting Maldini?!
No one did an interview taking direct shot at him the way he did.
 
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I'm so glad that not only is the club looking so much better without him but they've also showed their city rivals how much better they are now.
Let Moncada get the time Maldini had then we talk.
 
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Toxic feminity is well documented though.
This entire generation problems are almost entirely rooted to feminists going too far.

I agree with you. 100%

But it’s the same way otherwise too.
 
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He shat on the management and club at their weakest point

Should they kiss his feet?
He did an interview where he said the truth, don't see how that is shitting on the club. And no, they don't need to kiss his feet, that was never requested, but don't deliberately cut out the part where a debutant praises the person you don't get along with. It's childish, disrespectful and has nothing to do with expecting to kiss someone's feet. You're talking about extremes, nobody asked for extremes.
 
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I agree with you. 100%

But it’s the same way otherwise too.
No it is not.
Guys usually check themselves & if they dont society will do it for them.
Go ahead, give me an example of toxic masculinity.
Check my body shaming idiocy.
 
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He did an interview where he said the truth, don't see how that is shitting on the club. And no, they don't need to kiss his feet, that was never requested, but don't deliberately cut out the part where a debutant praises the person you don't get along with. It's childish, disrespectful and has nothing to do with expecting to kiss someone's feet. You're talking about extremes, nobody asked for extremes.
Show me where the management shamed him.
 

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You wanted American owners, you got them.

In North America, you don't publicly speak against your employers.
when did I ever mention I wanted American owners? Frankly, I don't mind where they come from, for all I care they come from another galaxy.
But this is Europe, not North America, I expect European values, not American.
 
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Yea, games he was deployed further back, we drew or lost (second half after disaster January). And towards the end he was only played as the advanced midfielder.

Look at it this way instead of “replaced”: when shit hit the fan Pioli always played Giroud. When shit hit the fan, Pioli always moved Bennacer away from the deep role and only deployed him in more advanced roles.

You can draw whatever conclusions

Yeah he’s not a DM bro you know I always agreed with you on that. I just thought Smurf’s post was inaccurate because last season Bennacer wasn’t replaced, he was moved to an advanced role.

He wasn’t dropped by Krunic last season, he got injured and needed time to get up to speed and then Pioli realised playing all 3 of them was the solution and that worked for us. Okay Pioli realised playing him defensively wasn’t ideal, so he played him in advanced role and that worked.

But he wasn’t replaced last season, roles were changed.

He was replaced/benched in the Scudetto season.
 
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Let Moncada get the time Maldini had then we talk.
So we shut up and all reserve judgement on him for a few years?

So no more circle jerks about him?

We talking say another 18 months?

I'm down 💪✌️
 

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He was replaced/benched in the Scudetto season.
Lol, no. No he wasn't.

Our last ten games of the Scudetto season.
Napoli 90min
Empoli 88min
Cagliari 90min (game winning goal [only goal of the game])
Bologna 70min
Then he got hurt ("muscle fatigue" [hmmmm sound familiar?]) and missed Torino
Genoa, next game, 86min
He sprained his ankle missed Lazio and ankle sprains are a bitch, and he then came off the bench, probably injured, for the last four games of the season to close out the season. If you want to call that being "benched" then... I'm sorry, I fundamentally disagree with that notion.

The idea that he was benched is not accurate. He got injured, but was heavily relied upon as we closed on the title.
 
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Leaf understands that both men and women do fucked up shit and refuses to use terms popularized by the ppl who literally hate humanity.

The same ppl who want us to use terms like white privilege and toxic masculinity want us all hating each other and getting themselves rich off of the chaos.

I really hope my son isn't affected by these non-issues.

Oh and don't put that hamster in a ball. It's highly stressful and triggering :o

Why not acknowledge that both of them exist tho
 

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Yeah, I thought all of that evolved thinking would understand that getting moved from your best position in favour of another and the team then improving would go hand in hand.

Maybe logic is a toxic trait :tongue:

We literally changed formation which helped Leao. We played Thiaw/Kjaer with Tomori instead of Kaluli, we changed to 3 midfielders, it wasn’t just moving Bennacer to an advanced position for us to improve. Pioli made a few adjuments

If you said, if you said ‘the team played better when Bennacer was moved to an advanced position so if Gerry see him as DM then we are doomed’ then I would have agreed with you.

Secondly, you said he was replaced. I claimed he didn’t. There is a big difference between being replaced and being moved to an advanced role. Do you not see that?

Maybe acknowledge that you were being inaccurate rather than say ‘logic is toxic or something’
 

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Let Moncada get the time Maldini had then we talk.
Well, in the area that I care the most about by far things are way worse.

Maldini: CL semi-final. Moncada: EL. We'll see in the league how things turn out! Hoping for the best! (Genuinely because I want to win the league)

I can't wait to see you change your time-frame for Maldini from his "yEaR oF cOnTrOL" feat: CDK to "Maldini's first year with GIAMPAOLO!" with a nice backup trap card of "Maldini really started with Leonardo if you think about it."

Give me a fucking break.
 
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He shat on the management and club at their weakest point

Should they kiss his feet?
Shat on club, lmao.
Management is not equal club, biden is not equal america, it is hard to understand this?smh
 
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Well, in the area that I care the most about by far things are way worse.

Maldini: CL semi-final. Moncada: EL. We'll see in the league how things turn out! Hoping for the best! (Genuinely because I want to win the league)

I can't wait to see you change your time-frame for Maldini from his "yEaR oF cOnTrOL" feat: CDK to "Maldini's first year with GIAMPAOLO!" with a nice backup trap card of "Maldini really started with Leonardo if you think about it."

Give me a fucking break.

Insert Lebanon old guy meme but is 25 years old
 
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Well, in the area that I care the most about by far things are way worse.

Maldini: CL semi-final. Moncada: EL. We'll see in the league how things turn out! Hoping for the best! (Genuinely because I want to win the league)

I can't wait to see you change your time-frame for Maldini from his "yEaR oF cOnTrOL" feat: CDK to "Maldini's first year with GIAMPAOLO!" with a nice backup trap card of "Maldini really started with Leonardo if you think about it."

Give me a fucking break.
Maldini's first UCL ended up with Milan ending on 4th while Moncada achieved 3rd.
 
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